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      01-14-2010, 10:04 AM   #1497
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no, u need to wait for him to be in there first, hiding behind the glory hole
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check my last post for what shane and sally created
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shane's mating rituals with sheep has turned into a bad thing...



Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey

The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

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that is so messed up on so many levels!! hahahahhahah!
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ohhhh my.... i can't be bahhhhhhh-shful about my love for her!!!
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Sally pays no attention to such accusations, she is a very strong willed animal and tells me you Craig are her favorite good friend!
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so nasty..
agreed! JErry who are you doing this weekend?
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that is so messed up on so many levels!! hahahahhahah!
its your fault
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back in a few... " jared bites pillows" great tag!!!!
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ohhhh my.... i can't be bahhhhhhh-shful about my love for her!!!
She knows! She says you have soft hands!
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with my luck, just my right hand
i was gunna say your left hand
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the left is only for emergency, or for reaching the lube bottle
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but its for you!!!
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strippers have soft hands for massages
craigs too old to be a stripper
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back in a few... " jared bites pillows" great tag!!!!
why i oughta
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DAMN!
Double Damn Slam Jam I Like Stuffing Ham!
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why i oughta
is it a lie?
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the left is only for emergency, or for reaching the lube bottle
TMI
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is it a lie?
come over tonight and find out
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no its not.. i know you're over there, listening to some janet jackson, touching your stomach in circular motions and breathing heavy
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who said this?
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