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A man and a woman were about to have sex for the first time with each other...
He sits down on the bed and takes off his socks and shoes when suddenly she blurts out, "Oh my God what happened to your feet?" "Oh that? Oh I had tolio as a child." She said,"Dont you mean polio." "No it's tolio. It just affected my toes. He then stands up and takes off his trousers. "Oh my god, and what happened to your knees?" So he replies, "I had Kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No this just affected my knees. It's called kneesles" He then proceeds to take off his boxers. She clamps her hand to her mouth and exclaims, "Let me guess. Smallcocks!" |
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I see the government is asking us to be responsible.
To them I reply; if we were responsible, you wouldn’t be the government. Last edited by RickLS7; 01-19-2021 at 04:05 AM.. |
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