How to have sex for hours?

NoKids · 04-05-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

Anyway, op, if you did full penetration for an hour, pat yourself on the back. You are the fuckin maan! Shit. We gotta get you a plaque or something...maybe a cookie too or SOMETHING damn man.

yes i did an hour, not that soft shit, it was hard. but i had help from a miracle drug so it's like a Barry Bonds record, asterix needed ****. haha.

Yesterday we did it again for like 45 minutes straight, and she said "ok now, i need you to cum!" lol. whenever a girl says OK TIME TO CUM, you know you did your part.

by the way, i'm not used to all this exercise, so my back is killing me.

hov333 · 04-05-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by FifthStreetz

Drink a fifth of vodka. That will keep you going for a few hours.

lol this really IS the best thread ever. who woulda thought the OP would get so many responses from caring members

btw, i dont think u can get as hard if u rub a few times the same day
my $0.02 says that she likes it when its harder than softer from all the abuse :P

gluck tho!

Year's_End · 04-05-2008, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

yes i did an hour, not that soft shit, it was hard. but i had help from a miracle drug so it's like a Barry Bonds record, asterix needed ****. haha.

Yesterday we did it again for like 45 minutes straight, and she said "ok now, i need you to cum!" lol. whenever a girl says OK TIME TO CUM, you know you did your part.

by the way, i'm not used to all this exercise, so my back is killing me.

ya so what's this miracle drug...

Mikewarlover · 04-06-2008, 03:03 AM

wow greatest thread ever ... never thought people who share the liking of the same car can care so much for each other's sex life.... lol
Maybe i will seek for some help when i run into some problem in da future

schneid4323 · 04-06-2008, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

yes i did an hour, not that soft shit, it was hard. but i had help from a miracle drug so it's like a Barry Bonds record, asterix needed ****. haha.

Yesterday we did it again for like 45 minutes straight, and she said "ok now, i need you to cum!" lol. whenever a girl says OK TIME TO CUM, you know you did your part.

by the way, i'm not used to all this exercise, so my back is killing me.

Yea drug name por favor. Never had a girl complain that you are taking too long? dude i've gone from sex to head and then gotten a complaint during the head, she was like "srsly?". That was thanks to a little pink pill called vicodin, available in your parents medicine cabinets after surgeries.

NoKids · 04-06-2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

Yea drug name por favor. Never had a girl complain that you are taking too long? dude i've gone from sex to head and then gotten a complaint during the head, she was like "srsly?". That was thanks to a little pink pill called vicodin, available in your parents medicine cabinets after surgeries.

cialis. it stayed in my system for like two days after using it.

my gf last night said she was sore. but she said its a good sore.

Spool · 04-06-2008, 01:10 PM

If you wanna go at it for hours...get really really drunk...

my ex gf and i went at it for 2 hours one time when i was so fucked up...but it's just too much work, i rather just bang for 10 minutes blow my load and watch T.V...4 hours is just too much

stimpy · 04-06-2008, 02:34 PM

Chalk me up to be a 15-30 min man (penetration). I got shit to do - and boning for 4 hours isn't in the game plan.
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SteelTorque · 04-06-2008, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

cialis. it stayed in my system for like two days after using it.

my gf last night said she was sore. but she said its a good sore.

If her pussy gets sore, then just switch over to her ass. Thats why they have more than one hole

jpsimon · 04-06-2008, 07:02 PM

hahaha this thread made my day

Spacegray335i · 04-07-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

If you wanna go at it for hours...get really really drunk...

my ex gf and i went at it for 2 hours one time when i was so fucked up...but it's just too much work, i rather just bang for 10 minutes blow my load and watch T.V...4 hours is just too much

haha...spoolio is back! Yo, if you are too drunk, aren't your nuts going to fall alseep too? I think like Fifth said... couple shots of vodka does it for me too. Don't know about you guys, I wouldn't do whiskey for the night if you wanna have sex...

They make you soft like jellos

stooken · 04-07-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Spool

If you wanna go at it for hours...get really really drunk...

my ex gf and i went at it for 2 hours one time when i was so fucked up...but it's just too much work, i rather just bang for 10 minutes blow my load and watch T.V...4 hours is just too much

just try not to fall asleep or forget you even had sex

Spool · 04-07-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by stooken

just try not to fall asleep or forget you even had sex

I've never fallen asleep while having sex, i think that would make my gf very mad and it'd be rude of me.

I have however, fallen asleep while trying to jerk off drunk, woke up and took matters into my own hands and finished the job...

!Xoible · 04-07-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

I've never fallen asleep while having sex, i think that would make my gf very mad and it'd be rude of me.

I have however, fallen asleep while trying to jerk off drunk, woke up and took matters into my own hands and finished the job...

LOL nice!

this thread was super funny, now that spool is on it it's going onto a whole different level

PAKMAN · 04-07-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

I've never fallen asleep while having sex, i think that would make my gf very mad and it'd be rude of me.

I have however, fallen asleep while trying to jerk off drunk, woke up and took matters into my own hands and finished the job...

hahahahahahahaha

NoKids · 04-07-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SteelTorque

If her pussy gets sore, then just switch over to her ass. Thats why they have more than one hole

she refused. lol. sometimes i try to be sneaky and sneak a finger in her pooper while i'm making her pvssy wet, but she tightens up and gets my hand outta there.

why are girls so conservative these days?

SteelTorque · 04-07-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

she refused. lol. sometimes i try to be sneaky and sneak a finger in her pooper while i'm making her pvssy wet, but she tightens up and gets my hand outta there.

why are girls so conservative these days?

I know, it's like the world is changing.

I remember the times when they would beg you for a blowjob, now you have to beg them to get one...at least here in WA

down4it · 04-07-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

If you wanna go at it for hours...get really really drunk...

my ex gf and i went at it for 2 hours one time when i was so fucked up...but it's just too much work, i rather just bang for 10 minutes blow my load and watch T.V...4 hours is just too much

Drink too much and you'll end up with whisky dick! (limp noodle)

Take a full Zanbar(2mg Zanax)...You can fuck for hours or bust after 10 minutes...

down4it · 04-07-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SteelTorque

I know, it's like the world is changing.

I remember the times when they would beg you for a blowjob, now you have to beg them to get one...at least here in WA

Bitches are wack these days cause they're scared that after they give you dome everyone on myspace and youtube is gonna know about it...

WAYNEBO · 04-07-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

Ok my new gf is sleeping over Thursday night and wants a lot of sex. I'm usually a 15 to 25 minute kind of guy. She wants like 4 hours of it. How the fuck do I do that? What diet should I be on?

Here's what I have in my arsenal:
-i'm in good shape (cardio is good)
-box of cialis (the cheap generic kind from india)
-porn movies (lots of good quality stuff)

any advice from superfuckers out there?

Give her my number.

SteelTorque · 04-07-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by down4it

Bitches are wack these days cause they're scared that after they give you dome everyone on myspace and youtube is gonna know about it...

which is true is most cases...especially if they piss you off...

mbmwcsl3 · 04-07-2008, 03:55 PM

think of throw up or something gross, or pop a vicodin or some oxycontin that should do the job, i have learned to make my girlfriend get off in 5 minutes... then she complains it starts to tingle and hurt...but i don't care i just keep giving it to her whether she likes it or not... she usually falls asleep after for a good 1-2 hours which is amazing because then i don't have to hear her speak... anyway good luck, have fun, make babies

oh and btw if you do consider taking oxycontin you will last for ever, its actually really funny to how they start to complain to hurry up, but in my mind im laughing which gets my mind off sex and makes it even longer so they are beat. Also the after sex sleep on oxycontin is great, Enjoy

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mbmwcsl3 mtek335i 3 Rep 61 Posts Drives: 2011 335i mtek Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: East Brunswick NJ iTrader: (0)	think of throw up or something gross, or pop a vicodin or some oxycontin that should do the job, i have learned to make my girlfriend get off in 5 minutes... then she complains it starts to tingle and hurt...but i don't care i just keep giving it to her whether she likes it or not... she usually falls asleep after for a good 1-2 hours which is amazing because then i don't have to hear her speak... anyway good luck, have fun, make babies oh and btw if you do consider taking oxycontin you will last for ever, its actually really funny to how they start to complain to hurry up, but in my mind im laughing which gets my mind off sex and makes it even longer so they are beat. Also the after sex sleep on oxycontin is great, Enjoy
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