[Ehwnnc]

Amazing thread. Sara makes it sound too complicated. It is not hard to get a woman off. Sure some want different positions and such but in the end the basics will get the job done everytime. First thing first, get her off before you even go in. She will say she is done and cant take it blah blah. Work it in slow then speed up, but dont pull the jack rabbit. Mix up positions, dont stay in one too long. Dont just go in and out, hit the angles, make sure every single part of that snatch is getting hit.

just my 2 cents

[F1Venom]

It can't be too hard. Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you just pee on her leg.

[kingofthedemo]

Originally Posted by MiddleAgedAl

I thought it was considered standard practice to put NSFW in the title if a thread contains such graphic photos....
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If you think those are photos i think it's time you get your eye's checked

[ddk632]

The realism and accuracy with which these highly acclaimed artistic masterpieces have been executed is sure to fool many a gentleman into thinking that he is, in fact, looking at the real thing. Do not be deceived, folks. Amazing as it may sound, these are merely illustrations.

[Ehwnnc]

Originally Posted by ddk632

The realism and accuracy with which these highly acclaimed artistic masterpieces have been executed is sure to fool many a gentleman into thinking that he is, in fact, looking at the real thing. Do not be deceived, folks. Amazing as it may sound, these are merely illustrations.

[BMWrules7]

Originally Posted by kingofthedemo

If you think those are photos i think it's time you get your eye's checked

How can these pictures be NWS when Billup is making them at work?

[sam964]

Originally Posted by Billup

Sex Tip #2:

Don't take sex tips from OT.

Hahahaha

[Billup]

Originally Posted by BMWrules7

How can these pictures be NWS when Billup is making them at work?

This is a true statement. While I may be a prized possession in the process of making engine components, I feel it is my duty to shed not only some laughs, but a bit of archaic insight on the world. I think my approach is beyond any type of credible manner, if its taken beyond such, I bid you adeiux.

I did in fact send one to my coworker, he is having one printed on canvas for his man cave now.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by ddk632

The realism and accuracy with which these highly acclaimed artistic masterpieces have been executed is sure to fool many a gentleman into thinking that he is, in fact, looking at the real thing. Do not be deceived, folks. Amazing as it may sound, these are merely illustrations.

I really appreciate this. Thank you. People believe this is easy work, but I dedicate at least 5 minutes a piece.

Originally Posted by MiddleAgedAl

I thought it was considered standard practice to put NSFW in the title if a thread contains such graphic photos....

Just had a pretty close call, but I think I got away with it...

You really must be middle aged...

[BMWrules7]

Originally Posted by Billup

I really appreciate this. Thank you. People believe this is easy work, but I dedicate at least 5 minutes a piece.

You really must be middle aged...

Al is just being funny!

[Mr Tonka]

I got it Al.

[MiddleAgedAl]

Originally Posted by BMWrules7

The thread is called "new sex tip!" What was middleAgedAlbert thinking when he clicked on it?

I was thinking... man, I hope this doesnt end as badly as the time I bought that English/Spanish dictionary from that guy on the beach in Mexico.

FYI: It turns out that "Bordello" is not Spanish for "Train Station".

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

This is the internet, everyone is 9 inches (or more)...

Jelly?

[Foxrus14]

I was hoping to have a day full of Sex instructions from @Billup today... Yes you are responsible for my at work entertainment.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Foxrus14

I was hoping to have a day full of Sex instructions from @Billup today... Yes you are responsible for my at work entertainment.

Ha. Unfortunately I've been pretty tied up in the plant today. I have been working on a sex trick someone asked me to draw up the other day.

FWIW: Its called The Houdini

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Jelly?

Not at all! 9 inches here as well...

[Billup]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Not at all! 9 inches here as well...

Pretty ironic. I wonder how many more of us are in this category.


Here is a great sex tip for you party goers, and just in time for Halloween! Icing on the cake would be to be in full costume on step 4.

[Foxrus14]

Originally Posted by Billup

Pretty ironic. I wonder how many more of us are in this category.


Here is a great sex tip for you party goers, and just in time for Halloween! Icing on the cake would be to be in full costume on step 4.

I thought it was going to be the old tag them in while she doesn't know... Lights must be out for that. Then turn them on and she is like WTF... who are you?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by turbolag

I'll take that as 'how often.'

oops yeah..sorry wasnt paying attention

[TrevorM3]

i'm dying

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Ehwnnc

Amazing thread. Sara makes it sound too complicated. It is not hard to get a woman off. Sure some want different positions and such but in the end the basics will get the job done everytime. First thing first, get her off before you even go in. She will say she is done and cant take it blah blah. Work it in slow then speed up, but dont pull the jack rabbit. Mix up positions, dont stay in one too long. Dont just go in and out, hit the angles, make sure every single part of that snatch is getting hit.

just my 2 cents

THIS X 1000000

[BMWrules7]

Originally Posted by Sara504

THIS X 1000000

Understood!