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      08-31-2009, 09:17 AM   #16941
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how the FUCK did i know u were gonna say this
Yousa funny dude!
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I wonder what it would feel like to fuck a fat chick
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      08-31-2009, 09:17 AM   #16943
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i was raped by a pigeon once, it was a sad and low point in my life
That was the second time you were violated by rectum, tell us about the first!
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I wonder what it would feel like to fuck a fat chick
its not too too bad, ive done it, and would do it again if i came across a dry spell and thats all that was around
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That was the second time you were violated by rectum, tell us about the first!
i cannot get into that, there is a gag order in place by the judge, video tape should be released soon tho
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      08-31-2009, 09:18 AM   #16948
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I wonder what it would feel like to fuck a fat chick
Like sticking it in a large pile of lime green J E L L O! (not that I would know!) Strap it on and let us know how it goes!
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Like sticking it in a large pile of lime green J E L L O! (not that I would know!) Strap it on and let us know how it goes!
but why does it have to be lime?
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Like sticking it in a large pile of lime green J E L L O! (not that I would know!) Strap it on and let us know how it goes!
No thanks, I'd rather be the one getting fucked.
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just PM alex
thats just wrong, i am going to pinch your nipple when i see you !
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No thanks, I'd rather be the one getting fucked.
so give the fat chick the strap on
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      08-31-2009, 09:21 AM   #16953
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but why does it have to be lime?
Cause it is one of those things, you will do it just because you like the flavor, and lime green is my favorite!, but when your done you are nowhere near satisfied!
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Cause it is one of those things, you will do it just because you like the flavor, and lime green is my favorite!, but when your done you are nowhere near satisfied!
ah ok, now i understand, i prefer to use spanish rice, it just feels right
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so give the fat chick the strap on
by a mans penis only...no two pump chumps
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      08-31-2009, 09:23 AM   #16956
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by a mans penis only...no two pump chumps
nuttin wrong wit getting in and out lol
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      08-31-2009, 09:24 AM   #16960
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oh my i feel loved

heres a lil story i got to tell about 3 young brothas ya know so well
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nuttin wrong wit getting in and out lol
When you nut in 5 minutes thats just the biggest freaking tease to me! Then I'm left to finish myself off.
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When you nut in 5 minutes thats just the biggest freaking tease to me! Then I'm left to finish myself off.
5 minutes with me would include driving, dinner and foreplay
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