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      08-31-2009, 09:26 AM   #16963
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When you nut in 5 minutes thats just the biggest freaking tease to me! Then I'm left to finish myself off.
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no the biggest tease is when the girl as at her wettest, u pretend to put it in, and then just smack the shit outa her twat with ur shlong
biggest tease for a girl is tying her up and putting a knife just out of reach and going out with your friends lol
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      08-31-2009, 09:27 AM   #16965
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no the biggest tease is when the girl as at her wettest, u pretend to put it in, and then just smack the shit outa her twat with ur shlong
your two incher doesnt do that. stop watching porn
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      08-31-2009, 09:27 AM   #16966
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its true, fizzle is a good egg
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      08-31-2009, 09:27 AM   #16967
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5 minutes with me would include driving, dinner and foreplay
BWWWWWAP! (putting hand over mouth to keep from laughing out loud histerically)
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      08-31-2009, 09:27 AM   #16968
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biggest tease for a girl is tying her up and putting a knife just out of reach and going out with your friends lol
LMAO

God its so hot in here im going take my pants off
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LMAO

God its so hot in here im going take my pants off
i never put mine on
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did you just soil yourself?
negative! but close
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      08-31-2009, 09:29 AM   #16973
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its true, fizzle is a good egg
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you know thissssssssss maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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BWWWWWAP! (putting hand over mouth to keep from laughing out loud histerically)
thats not safe man, it will find another hole to come out of
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      08-31-2009, 09:29 AM   #16975
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i love unauthorized sex with downe syndrome pigeons
Wha Wha Whaaaat!
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next time i tease the girl, im gonan pretend to put it in, then leave her, go in the kitchen and get some waffle fries..
what if its a man?
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Wha Wha Whaaaat!
so not nice, thought we were boys and shit, i see how we are
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what if its a man?
or a tranny! they are the best of both worlds
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      08-31-2009, 09:31 AM   #16980
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I love a man controlling me, the sweat, the heavy breathing, the feeling,..oh I love it all. I could do it twice daily
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      08-31-2009, 09:32 AM   #16982
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or a tranny! they are the best of both worlds
truuuuuue bang from behind and tug in front
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I love a man controlling me, the sweat, the heavy breathing, the feeling,..oh I love it all. I could do it twice daily
i think you better find a man today or at very least an ice pack or cucumber
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reach around is mandatory
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