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      11-09-2015, 08:28 PM   #155
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What am I, chopped liver???
You need some Phillippe love as well?
Nah, I'm good. But he would never forget about me.
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      11-09-2015, 10:00 PM   #156
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Nah, I'm good. But he would never forget about me.
This one is for you, since that DOG Axius forgot about you.


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      11-09-2015, 10:01 PM   #157
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Nah, I'm good. But he would never forget about me.
This one is for you, since that DOG Axius forgot about you.


Hahaha you little demon!
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      11-09-2015, 10:48 PM   #158
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Speaking of Belgium , I have a little thought experiment. I don't know why I thought of this, I guess this is what the forum has done to me.

Suppose you are given the option of flying C5driver to Belgium on your dime for a week of endless love making. The cost isn't important, but we'll call it not insignificant for these purposes.

This presents you with two options:

1) You will spend intimate time with a beautiful, successful woman who shares your passion for fine automobiles. It's a vacation intertwined in the bedroom. Perhaps she'll even plan a return trip after you show her the best side of Belgium.

Or...

2) Your suspicions are proven to be true, and you spend a week getting bent over a barrel and shown the fifty states by a shaved-legged man with fantastic grip strength. Your only consolation is that you both find common ground in your dislike of the tax situation in your countries.

Do you buy the ticket?

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      11-10-2015, 07:37 AM   #159
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What am I, chopped liver???
NO! Sheesh, I try disperse my love amongst all three of you. My love is meant to be multiplied, not added. How can you think that after all those sexy pictures I pm'd you over the weekend?!?!
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      11-10-2015, 07:40 AM   #160
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This one is for you, since that DOG Axius forgot about you.
Don't even start stirring the pot just yet, I haven't even started my coffee this morning.
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      11-10-2015, 10:03 AM   #161
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What?!?!?

I have action shots!!!

No man in roller blades is allowed to win!!!


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      11-10-2015, 11:19 AM   #162
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Axius - You can't multiple love by dividing

Am I right, Mr Tonka !?!
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      11-10-2015, 11:27 AM   #163
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Axius - You can't multiple love by dividing

Am I right, Mr Tonka !?!
Not true. I can easily multiply just by dividing their legs.



Don't get Tonka involved in this.
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Axius - You can't multiple love by dividing

Am I right, Mr Tonka !?!
Not true. I can easily multiply just by dividing their legs.



Don't get Tonka involved in this.
I'm not sure I see bimmette or Lups as the sister/wife type
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      11-10-2015, 11:44 AM   #165
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I'm not sure I see bimmette or Lups as the sister/wife type
So... you're saying I am the sister wife type?
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So... you're saying I am the sister wife type?
I like how he thinks we're all married or something, when in reality, you ladies all just want a piece of William, and I'm happy to oblige.


I mean, we could all get married? We never really discussed it before, and it does make sense.

bimmette Lups Biorin all to be wed to me.
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Axius - You can't multiple love by dividing

Am I right, Mr Tonka !?!
Not true. I can easily multiply just by dividing their legs.



Don't get Tonka involved in this.
I'm not sure I see bimmette or Lups as the sister/wife type
Hahahah whaaat? I'm good at sharing! Ok, I'm not.
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I'm not sure I see bimmette or Lups as the sister/wife type
So... you're saying I am the sister wife type?
Not at all - we share that special bond that even Slick Willy can't break.

Besides - I see you running men and making them brother/husbands
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Not at all - we share that special bond that even Slick Willy can't break.

Besides - I see you running men and making them brother/husbands
Pfffft, I wouldn't even let her, I'm too controlling with my relationships. Last guy that hit on her is in my trunk on top of the dead hooker from three weekends ago.


Don't get me wrong, he was a nice guy, but he needed to be eliminated.
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Not at all - we share that special bond that even Slick Willy can't break.

Besides - I see you running men and making them brother/husbands
Pfffft, I wouldn't even let her, I'm too controlling with my relationships. Last guy that hit on her is in my trunk on top of the dead hooker from three weekends ago.


Don't get me wrong, he was a nice guy, but he needed to be eliminated.
Jealous of your spacious trunk space.
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Not at all - we share that special bond that even Slick Willy can't break.

Besides - I see you running men and making them brother/husbands
Pfffft, I wouldn't even let her, I'm too controlling with my relationships. Last guy that hit on her is in my trunk on top of the dead hooker from three weekends ago.


Don't get me wrong, he was a nice guy, but he needed to be eliminated.
Jealous of your spacious trunk space.
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Not at all - we share that special bond that even Slick Willy can't break.

Besides - I see you running men and making them brother/husbands
I'm taking that as a really big compliment. Whether or not you meant it that way.

You have Waffles, you have my heart
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I'm taking that as a really big compliment. Whether or not you meant it that way.

You have Waffles, you have my heart
Donkeys.....
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Not true. I can easily multiply just by dividing their legs.



Don't get Tonka involved in this.
It's early, but i'm nominating this as post of the day.
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Donkeys.....
I mentioned possibly getting an ass picture from you and you got all touchy and said I was presumptuous. ASB actually delivers...
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It's early, but i'm nominating this as post of the day.
Men **ahem** who roller blade are not allowed to nominate post of the day
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