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      11-17-2015, 11:44 AM   #155
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Grilled octopus with olive oil, vinegar, and oregano and I'm so there....
You've classed the place up too much...NEXT!
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Booze, Poker and Cigars at my place...just sayin...
Hi roomie! Sup? Don't pick these mean guys, I'd be so much better roomie than they are!
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Now I'm starving...
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      11-17-2015, 11:48 AM   #158
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No, there's literally a pants party at my house. We're all going to try on this new line of jeggings I found online to see who has the nicest ass.
Uh oh, I better stop skipping leg day.
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I don't want a roommate. I like wearing whatever I want (or don't want) when I'm at home.
Uh....naked Tuesday, thong Thursday. :
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Are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited to it?

Did biorin tell you to say that?
No, there's literally a pants party at my house. We're all going to try on this new line of jeggings I found online to see who has the nicest ass.
I need a pair of jeggings
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Now I'm starving...
How did you sleep?
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How did you sleep?
I'm guessing on a mattress with a pillow?:

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I'm guessing on a mattress with a pillow?:

I wouldn't be too sure. My guess is in his panic room armed heavily, I was mean to him yesterday. He needs a total reboot to sleep normally again.
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      11-17-2015, 12:26 PM   #164
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Hi roomie! Sup? Don't pick these mean guys, I'd be so much better roomie than they are!
I don't know Lups... I give you an example of "The Jackass Syndrome"

"The Jackass Syndrome" is used to describe a situation where two people who are quite similar in some ways can really hate each other (after two people meet for the first time, each of them walks away muttering "jackass" in reference to the other person).

I think my Canadian politeness and your Finnish sensibilities would make us mortal enemies if we lived together.
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How did you sleep?
With a mattress and 4 pillows.

It was glorious until the nightmares about European statues and shit like that
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I don't know Lups... I give you an example of "The Jackass Syndrome"

"The Jackass Syndrome" is used to describe a situation where two people who are quite similar in some ways can really hate each other (after two people meet for the first time, each of them walks away muttering "jackass" in reference to the other person).

I think my Canadian politeness and your Finnish sensibilities would make us mortal enemies if we lived together.
You're not much fun.

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With a mattress and 4 pillows.

It was glorious until the nightmares about European statues and shit like that
A lesson learned I'd say.
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I wouldn't be too sure. My guess is in his panic room armed heavily, I was mean to him yesterday. He needs a total reboot to sleep normally again.
I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but you're much too nice a person, so I won't tell you to go fuck yourself.
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Swing by my pants party then.
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You're not much fun.
Plus you have another Peter in your life that I just couldn't ever compete with!

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Swing by my pants party then.
What happens if you can't keep things in your pants?

Just the other day...a 20lbs bottle of nitrous fell out of my pants...true story...
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I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but you're much too nice a person, so I won't tell you to go fuck yourself.
How can supporting self help be seen as a bad thing? I've always considered words of encouragement towards that as people caring for my prostate!

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Plus you have another Peter in your life that I just couldn't ever compete with!

That is true. My Peter goes to great lengths to please me! No man has ever been so hard and beastly as he is, so you chose wisely my friend.

(I am pulling the old tired card out here now again, and I apologize for reaching this level of idiotism again)
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How can supporting self help be seen as a bad thing? I've always considered words of encouragement towards that as people caring for my prostate!
I've got your prostate right here....
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I've got your prostate right here....
But now we can proceed with our plan since we reached an understanding! I admit using evil tactics to get what I need, but you can be the bigger person and forgive me.

If you don't, I will resort into more evil acts.

And leave my prostate out of this!
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But now we can proceed with our plan since we reached an understanding! I admit using evil tactics to get what I need, but you can be the bigger person and forgive me.

If you don't, I will resort into more evil acts.

And leave my prostate out of this!
I'm 6'0"...of course I'm the bigger person....

As for your prostate
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What happens if you can't keep things in your pants?

Just the other day...a 20lbs bottle of nitrous fell out of my pants...true story...
I have trouble keeping things in my pants also.


I however, do not have any reason to change this, so I have no useful insight to provide other than hire a maid to follow you to carry your things.
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I'm 6'0"...of course I'm the bigger person....

As for your prostate
We two have issues.
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