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12-12-2015, 11:26 PM | #17976 |
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12-12-2015, 11:27 PM | #17977 |
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You didn't smile with your teeth to express the inner workings of SORBITOL, GUM BASE, MALTITOL, MANNITOL, ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORING; LESS THAN 2% OF: ACACIA, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, ASPARTAME, BHT (TO MAINTAIN FRESHNESS), CANDELILLA WAX, GLYCERIN, SOY LECITHIN, SUCRALOSE AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE
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12-12-2015, 11:48 PM | #17979 | |
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12-13-2015, 12:08 AM | #17980 |
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Is there anything more primal?
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12-13-2015, 08:10 AM | #17981 |
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Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight
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12-13-2015, 08:21 AM | #17982 |
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You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.
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12-13-2015, 10:06 AM | #17983 |
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12-13-2015, 11:24 AM | #17984 |
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F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence
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12-13-2015, 12:06 PM | #17985 | |
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12-13-2015, 12:54 PM | #17988 | |
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Shoei don't leave us hanging. I've sat by the screen with a pen and a paper waiting to get the ideas.
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12-13-2015, 01:12 PM | #17989 |
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Oh I didn't know this was gonna be on me... I'm sorry I was on the phone talking about rate exclusive cars...
Anywhoos - for his insolence... Maybe his wife would appreciate a Furry moment? Thinking a giant reindeer costume for him to wear? We would of course need pics / vids of this intimate moment... For prosperities sake... Or instead of nipple clamps... Electrified nipple clamps... Wears them around all day and she has the remote... Safe word is; "Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo..." |
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Ssoooo, this is all f30's fault for putting the fairy godmother song in my head so I'm afraid we're gonna have to come at this stronger and harder... *gets pliers and blowtorch* |
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12-13-2015, 01:28 PM | #17993 |
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DAMN bimmette - I didn't know you got down like that
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12-13-2015, 01:34 PM | #17994 |
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Yeah, apparently Shoei also likes his Disney Song Lyrics.
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