Official NorCal Chat Thread (#1)

noktekniq · 10-01-2007, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpecC

yeah... i know that guy really well too... his dad knows my dad... i've known him since i was 5 and i was just like WHOA DUDE DONT GO THERE

that sound so white

SES_D · 10-01-2007, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpecC

yeah... i know that guy really well too... his dad knows my dad... i've known him since i was 5 and i was just like WHOA DUDE DONT GO THERE

what did he say? i forgot what everyone told me...didn't he just give a shout out?

OhhaiAlex · 10-01-2007, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by noktekniq

that sound so white

Hows your car so far? Dealt with insurance yet?

noktekniq · 10-01-2007, 01:27 AM

files claim. waiting for adjuster to call me.

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Originally Posted by WhiteAngel

Hows your car so far? Dealt with insurance yet?

tibbz · 10-01-2007, 01:38 AM

more jokes.....

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

Yes = No
No = Yes

Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

MEN’S ENGLISH

I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

What’s wrong? = I’m guessing sex is out of the question
I’m bored = Would you like to fuck?

I love you = I’d like to fuck right now
I love you, too = I really want to fuck

Let’s talk = I’d like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex
Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you

SES_D · 10-01-2007, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tibbz

more jokes.....

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

Yes = No
No = Yes

Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

MEN’S ENGLISH

I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy

I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice tits!

You look tense = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time?

What’s wrong? = I’m guessing sex is out of the question
I’m bored = Would you like to fuck?

I love you = I’d like to fuck right now
I love you, too = I really want to fuck

Let’s talk = I’d like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex
Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you

LMFAO!!! THIS IS SO TRUE. oh mayn, good shit Linden. I was literally cracking up as I read the guy part. hahahhaha

SES_D · 10-01-2007, 01:43 AM

yo Phuong! Where you go man? You said you'll be home in twenty minutes...it's been like fifty!

Did you take a "Detour" with your girl? < - - - -

tibbz · 10-01-2007, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SES_D

yo Phuong! Where you go man? You said you'll be home in twenty minutes...it's been like fifty!

Did you take a "Detour" with your girl? < - - - -

"detour" like her room.....

OhhaiAlex · 10-01-2007, 01:52 AM

Do you love me? = I want something expensive (car parts only please)

SES_D · 10-01-2007, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tibbz

"detour" like her room.....

haha, smart man. You got the idea...hahaha this hella ties in with your Guy/Girl comparison.

We can relate everything to sex. hahahhaa

SES_D · 10-01-2007, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteAngel

Do you love me? = I want something expensive (car parts only please)

sucks to be your boyfriend. hahaha!

YOU WANT 5,000 RIMS? WHY can't I buy you a LV purse?!?! THAT'S ONLY $1000!!!

lol!!! and I thought Stephy was bad telling me to buy her a $600 purse!!!

tibbz · 10-01-2007, 01:54 AM

and another one......

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

tibbz · 10-01-2007, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteAngel

Do you love me? = I want something expensive (car parts only please)

only using guys for car parts.....

SES_D · 10-01-2007, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tibbz

and another one......

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

lol wtf!

noktekniq · 10-01-2007, 01:57 AM

haha dumb blonde

tibbz · 10-01-2007, 01:59 AM

and another.....

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

tibbz · 10-01-2007, 02:01 AM

i'm bored can't you tell......

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

OhhaiAlex · 10-01-2007, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SES_D

sucks to be your boyfriend. hahaha!

YOU WANT 5,000 RIMS? WHY can't I buy you a LV purse?!?! THAT'S ONLY $1000!!!

lol!!! and I thought Stephy was bad telling me to buy her a $600 purse!!!

haha not really, I'm very picky with guys. My BF gotta be a fanatic too.

I dont like purse

Quote:

Originally Posted by tibbz

only using guys for car parts.....

no.. not using.... never.....

SES_D · 10-01-2007, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteAngel

haha not really, I'm very picky with guys. My BF gotta be a fanatic too.

I dont like purse

no.. not using.... never.....

why can't there be more girls like yourself...

fuckkkkkk!!!!!
LOL

tibbz · 10-01-2007, 02:03 AM

as a request.......

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."

OhhaiAlex · 10-01-2007, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tibbz

as a request.......

A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."

haha I had to reread the top...

Dr.phuOnger? · 10-01-2007, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SES_D

yo Phuong! Where you go man? You said you'll be home in twenty minutes...it's been like fifty!

Did you take a "Detour" with your girl? < - - - -

Quote:

Originally Posted by tibbz

"detour" like her room.....

i'm done "detouring"

lets play

10-01-2007, 01:38 AM	#18705
tibbz Major General 70 Rep 6,474 Posts Drives: 13 F10 535i; 07 E92 335i (ret) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (1)	more jokes..... WOMEN’S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I want something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me MEN’S ENGLISH I’m hungry = I’m hungry I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy I’m tired = I’m tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice tits! You look tense = I want to fondle you What’s wrong? = What self-inflicted psychological trauma is it this time? What’s wrong? = I’m guessing sex is out of the question I’m bored = Would you like to fuck? I love you = I’d like to fuck right now I love you, too = I really want to fuck Let’s talk = I’d like to show you my emotional depth as a prelude to sex Will you marry me? = I really enjoy having sex with you
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SES_D pewpew 506 Rep 21,164 Posts Drives: F10 535i Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (26)	yo Phuong! Where you go man? You said you'll be home in twenty minutes...it's been like fifty! Did you take a "Detour" with your girl? < - - - -
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OhhaiAlex Oh hai :) 52 Rep 3,880 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Clara iTrader: (0)	Do you love me? = I want something expensive (car parts only please) __________________
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10-01-2007, 01:54 AM	#18712
tibbz Major General 70 Rep 6,474 Posts Drives: 13 F10 535i; 07 E92 335i (ret) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (1)	and another one...... A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
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10-01-2007, 01:57 AM	#18715
noktekniq Colonel 59 Rep 2,032 Posts Drives: e90 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: US iTrader: (3)	haha dumb blonde
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tibbz Major General 70 Rep 6,474 Posts Drives: 13 F10 535i; 07 E92 335i (ret) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (1)	and another..... Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
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tibbz Major General 70 Rep 6,474 Posts Drives: 13 F10 535i; 07 E92 335i (ret) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (1)	i'm bored can't you tell...... Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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tibbz Major General 70 Rep 6,474 Posts Drives: 13 F10 535i; 07 E92 335i (ret) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (1)	as a request....... A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
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