Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

Lups · 12-10-2015, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

Wizards, dildos and man ass? This thread disappoints.

Stop bitching, we are collecting money to a Christian organization!

And it is not a dildo, hold on, I shall post it!

Lups · 12-10-2015, 11:46 PM

it is an unique parking sensor.

Or for speed runs, it can be an effective wind indicator.

I did attempt to install it on the logo too, but it appears to have issues with staying in position so.

Mr Tonka · 12-11-2015, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

it is an unique parking sensor.

Or for speed runs, it can be an effective wind indicator.

I did attempt to install it on the logo too, but it appears to have issues with staying in position so.

Now it's a REAL BMW!! lol

dreamingat30fps · 12-11-2015, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Now it's a REAL BMW!! lol

But I thought the pricks went inside?

Mr Tonka · 12-11-2015, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

But I thought the pricks went inside?

Shit.... it's a real porcupine i guess!!

Lups · 12-11-2015, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

But I thought the pricks went inside?

But see, mine is so small medically I'm a female! I think my Santa is trying to show me an M needs ornaments.

Maybe he's not happy with my modifications? Help me dreamy! What am I doing wrong?

Biorin · 12-11-2015, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

it is an unique parking sensor.

Or for speed runs, it can be an effective wind indicator.

I did attempt to install it on the logo too, but it appears to have issues with staying in position so.

Can I take your car for a test drive? Just... Alone? I want to see if I like the M4. I actually won't even need to drive it. I can get a really good, uh, feel for it in the garage. Mr Tonka said he would teach me how to hardwire, maybe we can make sure there is a nice, permanent, lasting power source for your new hood ornament.

Lups · 12-11-2015, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Can I take your car for a test drive? Just... Alone? I want to see if I like the M4. I actually won't even need to drive it. I can get a really good, uh, feel for it in the garage. Mr Tonka said he would teach me how to hardwire, maybe we can make sure there is a nice, permanent, lasting power source for your new hood ornament.

Bumper fine, hood no. Nobody is on my bumper without me being in the controllers!

This present just keeps on giving biorin!

bimmette · 12-11-2015, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

it is an unique parking sensor.

Or for speed runs, it can be an effective wind indicator.

I did attempt to install it on the logo too, but it appears to have issues with staying in position so.

You would cause accidents if you drove around with this. No joke!

Axius · 12-11-2015, 07:37 AM

If she rode around with it on, there would HAVE to be rolling shots.

RJ_ · 12-11-2015, 08:17 AM

Awww Peter has a peter!

And +1 for rolling shots/video. Bonus if it's in the style of .

Sara · 12-11-2015, 09:18 AM

Peter is such a dick

///M Power-Belgium · 12-11-2015, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Thanks, he's half fish.

Oh wow ,Sir is this your dog ?

Mr Tonka · 12-11-2015, 10:13 AM

^^ Yes.

Biorin · 12-11-2015, 10:21 AM

Found this in case anyone is traveling and wants goat action:

///M Power-Belgium · 12-11-2015, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

^^ Yes.

Actually my jaw dropped when I saw your pic and the beautiful dog .
So I want to say to you ...Congrats sir !
Think it's needless to say take good care of your dog...Because I can see your dog looks in top shape and is happy .
Still think on my dog and miss her everyday , that's the sad part if they need to go...
Thanks for sharing

Axius · 12-11-2015, 10:26 AM

Damn Texas. Not only do they get all the Mexicans, but they get all the goats too?

Hoarding all the sweet tacos and delicious goat milk, those bastards.

Mr Tonka · 12-11-2015, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Found this in case anyone is traveling and wants goat action:

TX - 1 :: FL - 1

Mr Tonka · 12-11-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Can I take your car for a test drive? Just... Alone? I want to see if I like the M4. I actually won't even need to drive it. I can get a really good, uh, feel for it in the garage. Mr Tonka said he would teach me how to hardwire, maybe we can make sure there is a nice, permanent, lasting power source for your new hood ornament.

uh...huh huh he huh..... you said, hardwire.

Lups · 12-11-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Peter is such a dick

Hey Sara i removed it already. stop banging my garage door for fucks sake! The dogs are going nuts!

Oh I know it's you. The red shoe soles kinda ensure you stand out from the rest of the Peter violators

RJ_ · 12-11-2015, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Found this in case anyone is traveling and wants goat action:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3VadVDr.jpg[/IMG

Thanks for sharing "supermuffdiver69".

Biorin · 12-11-2015, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Thanks for sharing "supermuffdiver69".

I didn't even notice that... I kind of want to make that my username now...

12-11-2015, 07:37 AM	#1880
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12-11-2015, 08:17 AM	#1881
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1204 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Awww Peter has a peter! And +1 for rolling shots/video. Bonus if it's in the style of .
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12-11-2015, 09:18 AM	#1882
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6061 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	^^ Yes. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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12-11-2015, 10:21 AM	#1885
Biorin Lieutenant 2785 Rep 421 Posts Drives: to get cheeseburgers Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers iTrader: (0)	Found this in case anyone is traveling and wants goat action:
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12-11-2015, 10:26 AM	#1887
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Damn Texas. Not only do they get all the Mexicans, but they get all the goats too? Hoarding all the sweet tacos and delicious goat milk, those bastards.
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