Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

UncleWede · 12-11-2015, 02:02 PM

banned, I was giggling like a 12yo. Just ask that <person> in the other thread

UncleWede · 12-11-2015, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'll see you at Christmas son, the wifey can visit my garage if still pissed at you.

And just what am *I* supposed to do while you show off your garage????

ASBSECU E93 · 12-11-2015, 02:04 PM

ok - so when will we find out who our SS's are?!?!

And post up the pics!!!!

Lups · 12-11-2015, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

And just what am *I* supposed to do while you show off your garage????

The dishes my dear son, the dishes.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-11-2015, 02:05 PM

^ Hahahahahahahaha

UncleWede · 12-11-2015, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

The dishes my dear son, the dishes.

You PROMISED if I did <that thing> for you again, I wouldn't have to do the dishes any more. Well, I'm having a hard time keeping our little secret

Lups · 12-11-2015, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You PROMISED if I did <that thing> for you again, I wouldn't have to do the dishes any more. Well, I'm having a hard time keeping our little secret

Fine! Go be with the wife in the garage! No hood action or no presents! Ay is a soft paint and the hood is extremely fragile. Bumper is okay.

I can't believe I'm being blackmailed by my son in the internet and at real life too. Wth is wrong with you all!

UncleWede · 12-11-2015, 02:18 PM

Soft-hippy!!!!

Biorin · 12-11-2015, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

ok - so when will we find out who our SS's are?!?!

And post up the pics!!!!

Oh, you mean some people's SS's could actually keep secrets??!?!?

ASBSECU E93 · 12-11-2015, 02:25 PM

What are you talking about....?????

My person doesn't have a clue who their SS could be...!!!!!

Axius · 12-11-2015, 02:27 PM

I don't know mine and mine sure as fuck better not know me.

Lups · 12-11-2015, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Oh, you mean some people's SS's could actually keep secrets??!?!?

Men don't gossip like we do...

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

What are you talking about....?????

My person doesn't have a clue who their SS could be...!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Axius

I don't know mine and mine sure as fuck better not know me.

...

I bet five bucks (not against asb, I'm broke because his sneaky ass keeps selling me these wonderful financing ideas) they know the second they open their packets.

Axius · 12-11-2015, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I bet five bucks (not against asb, I'm broke because his sneaky ass keeps selling me these wonderful financing ideas) they know the second they open their packets.

I bet 5 dollars you're right.

Lups · 12-11-2015, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So I check out BP last night, as I often do, and I'm giggling at the Peter pics. My wife has shown ZERO interest once I pick up the iPad in the past, but last night she just HAD to see what I was looking at.

Thanks, MOM!

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Maybe you shouldn't giggle like a 11 year old girl in FRONT of your wife whilst looking at said iPad

I was in the parks with the tiny man of mine and dogs, minding my own business while a friend of mine was explaining something what her husband had shown her in the internet. I wasn't really paying attention, until she said "I mean, the look on my face must have been one of pure horror. Can you imagine who takes a pic like that?"

For some reason I couldn't stop laughing, I actually showed her the picture I took and posted. She said: "Exactly Anna! It's the same car as yours but you would never take that shot!"

Right... Never.

Mr Tonka · 12-11-2015, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So I check out BP last night, as I often do, and I'm giggling at the Peter pics. My wife has shown ZERO interest once I pick up the iPad in the past, but last night she just HAD to see what I was looking at.

Thanks, MOM!

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Maybe you shouldn't giggle like a 11 year old girl in FRONT of your wife whilst looking at said iPad

I was in the parks with the tiny man of mine and dogs, minding my own business while a friend of mine was explaining something what her husband had shown her in the internet. I wasn't really paying attention, until she said "I mean, the look on my face must have been one of pure horror. Can you imagine who takes a pic like that?"

For some reason I couldn't stop laughing, I actually showed her the picture I took and posted. She said: "Exactly Anna! It's the same car as yours but you would never take that shot!"

Right... Never.

Ever!

Lups · 12-11-2015, 11:53 PM

I'm reporting for duty

RJ_ · 12-12-2015, 12:26 AM

EstorilM · 12-12-2015, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

What the hell is that?

RJ_ · 12-12-2015, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by EstorilM

What the hell is that?

Goat porn.

EstorilM · 12-12-2015, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Goat porn.

I tried to search "sexy goat" to post another picture. No thanks....

ASBSECU E93 · 12-12-2015, 12:55 AM

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Lups - I swear to milk....you better not share any more of my photoshoot pics here!!!

Mr Tonka · 12-12-2015, 01:04 AM

ASBSECU E93 is pimpin BB. Shame!!

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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6061 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	ASBSECU E93 is pimpin BB. Shame!! __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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