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      09-17-2009, 09:13 AM   #19581
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its all good baby cakes..

dont let me even get started with shiv i will smack an indian
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      09-17-2009, 09:15 AM   #19582
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dont let me even get started with shiv i will smack an indian
haha i know you take that situation very seriously lol. im not crazy about him either, but if he makes a better tune one of these days i would like to drive a car with it in it to feel it
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      09-17-2009, 09:16 AM   #19583
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      09-17-2009, 09:17 AM   #19584
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haha i know you take that situation very seriously lol. im not crazy about him either, but if he makes a better tune one of these days i would like to drive a car with it in it to feel it
hey im all for him making it better, his business practices are just SHIT. i dont disagree that MAYBE his tune is better or whatever but i would never buy anything from him, not even chicken n curry
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      09-17-2009, 09:17 AM   #19585
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hey im all for him making it better, his business practices are just SHIT. i dont disagree that MAYBE his tune is better or whatever but i would never buy anything from him, not even chicken n curry
oh yea he is like a 5yr old with arguing lol.
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      09-17-2009, 09:17 AM   #19586
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someone asked if he was chinese the other day.. lol go figure
mad azns in the BMW community thats why. everyone is either azn, indian or a jew. us italians are the minorities. lol
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      09-17-2009, 09:18 AM   #19587
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Jamie's got a confession and he hopes we wont mind
he kind of likes it when SHIV gives it to him from behind
OH MY
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mad azns in the BMW community thats why. everyone is either azn, indian or a jew. us italians are the minorities. lol
damn us circumsized italians
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      09-17-2009, 09:20 AM   #19589
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here is a list of my sexual history

1 black man
3 white men
45 asian men

(this is not in any form to be racist to anyone, its clearly stating a fact)


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      09-17-2009, 09:21 AM   #19590
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it's on like donkey kong, Kelly..
bring it super mario
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      09-17-2009, 09:22 AM   #19591
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that's a compliment.. i thought u'd call me toad, princess
i definitely should have damn, i was thinking regular mario instead of super mario
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      09-17-2009, 09:23 AM   #19592
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fucking goomba..

goomba gave me an std
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      09-17-2009, 09:25 AM   #19593
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hmm.. we should compare all the mario characters here..

Im mario, jimmeh is luigi bc he gets all upset everytime i rescue the princess and ignore him..

alex could be bowser with all the koopa kids running around

patrick could be lakitu because he's always floating around and then disappears whenever we throw something up at him
you remember way too much about mario, and i love that game lol.
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      09-17-2009, 09:26 AM   #19594
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shut the fuck up, you know u laughed
where did i say i didnt laugh? pay attention to the details sucka
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      09-17-2009, 09:27 AM   #19595
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sometimes i miss the little details
well even the smallest detail is still over your head, i understand how frustrating this can be
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      09-17-2009, 09:34 AM   #19596
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It is effeminately an inconvenience..
i dont know what that means, so im gonna take it as disrespect
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      09-17-2009, 09:42 AM   #19597
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its probably racist somehow (heres where mel's ears ring)
mel invented racism!!!!
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      09-17-2009, 09:48 AM   #19598
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      09-17-2009, 09:49 AM   #19599
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hey snookums! good morning
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my girls...
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      09-17-2009, 09:51 AM   #19601
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whats new and exciting this fine day??
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      09-17-2009, 09:54 AM   #19602
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