Ask a married guy anything

Mr Tonka · 12-15-2015, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

This is by far the most important lesson life gives us, and us women suck at this.

You're awesome Wade.

True that. Wade's stage in life is where you find out if your a real man or not.

Lups · 12-15-2015, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

You suck at sucking? Good at blowing I hope

I have been told I'm the worst female one can date/ marry/ what ever with. Maybe that too is in my list of weaknesses with my thin lips.

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

True that. Wade's stage in life is where you find out if your a real man or not.

I am a man god damnit! After the goat campaign is over, I will be at least!

Mr Tonka · 12-15-2015, 08:57 PM

in real life or here in the forum?

F30lolz · 12-15-2015, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by NaptownBimmerKid

single guy here...so how often do you have other women hit on you, and are you ever templed to make a move.....lol?

I notice when a woman would check me out at times, makes me feel good about myself. I constantly hit on the females here but they refuse to be my OT wives

ASBSECU E93 · 12-15-2015, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I notice when a woman would check me out at times, makes me feel good about myself. I constantly hit on the females here but they refuse to be my OT wives

Wife accuses me of walking through life with blinders on....she'll ask me, 'did you see her looking at you?!?'

I always respond that I was too busy watching guys check her out

wdb · 12-16-2015, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Wife accuses me of walking through life with blinders on....she'll ask me, 'did you see her looking at you?!?'

I always respond that I was too busy watching guys check her out

You sir will be happily married for life.

F30lolz · 12-16-2015, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Wife accuses me of walking through life with blinders on....she'll ask me, 'did you see her looking at you?!?'

I always respond that I was too busy watching guys check her out

Smart man, I'll use that line in emergency situations but my wife has never told me that lol. My job has about 17 female's and 5 males (including myself) and I'll tell my wife some stuff on what they tell me (I wear pink/purple collared shirts sometimes) and they say I look good, queer (lol) flashy, etc... wifey will say that they have a thing for me but I tell her this: honey, what girl doesn't have a thing for me. I picked you long ago and I'm still here

billsmith6878 · 12-16-2015, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Wife accuses me of walking through life with blinders on....she'll ask me, 'did you see her looking at you?!?'

I always respond that I was too busy watching guys check her out

same here

my wife get frustrated how girls check me out and gives me extra love

Axius · 12-16-2015, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NaptownBimmerKid

single guy here...so how often do you have other women hit on you, and are you ever templed to make a move.....lol?

All the time. I keep a cattle prod laying in my pocket just to fend them off.

nyalpine90 · 12-16-2015, 07:54 AM

im noticing it a lot more now with wedding band then before..lol

wedding band is magnet chick.

Axius · 12-16-2015, 08:01 AM

Chicks want what they're not supposed to have.

Married dudes and bad boys.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-16-2015, 11:30 AM

...the best part, she now points out women for me to look at....

Wife - "Did you see that her??"

Me - "No!! Where?!?!"

F30lolz · 12-16-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

...the best part, she now points out women for me to look at....

Wife - "Did you see that her??"

Me - "No!! Where?!?!"

Careful...

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 12:10 PM

There is a difference between sex and love. I think I'm learning the latter, although I would prefer a lot more of the former.

Oh, and for any of you out there not yet married:

Needbmwpartzz · 12-16-2015, 12:12 PM

What do you hate about marriage?

Needbmwpartzz · 12-16-2015, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

There is a difference between sex and love. I think I'm learning the latter, although I would prefer a lot more of the former.

Oh, and for any of you out there not yet married:

Yup.....happy wife happy life!
Not so happy wife= run for your your life cuz your fu@&ed!

bimmette · 12-16-2015, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

There is a difference between sex and love. I think I'm learning the latter, although I would prefer a lot more of the former.

Oh, and for any of you out there not yet married:

Yup.....happy wife happy life!
Not so happy wife= run for your your life cuz your fu@&ed!

But not literally of course

F30lolz · 12-16-2015, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

What do you hate about marriage?

That she cannot file head of household for EIC

Needbmwpartzz · 12-16-2015, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

There is a difference between sex and love. I think I'm learning the latter, although I would prefer a lot more of the former.

Oh, and for any of you out there not yet married:

Yup.....happy wife happy life!
Not so happy wife= run for your your life cuz your fu@&ed!

But not literally of course

Yea....no happy end type

Needbmwpartzz · 12-16-2015, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

What do you hate about marriage?

That she cannot file head of household for EIC

What's EIC?

UncleWede · 12-16-2015, 12:28 PM

Earned Income Credit

I think we do, since I never officially adopted her kids.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-16-2015, 12:29 PM

Earned Income Credit.....If memory is correct?

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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18460 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Earned Income Credit I think we do, since I never officially adopted her kids.
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