Help me on breaking up

jtodd_fl · 02-22-2016, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Also latex, glass, cucumber, rubber, man seed, woman seed, essence of butt, ball sweat, cherry blow pops, nipple juice, spoiled whip cream, etc, etc...

Thank god for Listerine

I Laughed way too hard at this.

UglyBuzzard · 02-22-2016, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Was your girl a virgin, if not, you're kissing some else's dick too

You have a great sense of humor so I have to ask - have you ever asked a guy your kissing how the other guys dick tastes?

Verbiage · 02-22-2016, 05:49 PM

I don't think that fits Sara's swag. But hey, she has a sharp tongue.

Inb4 next post slam dunk.

3tekcorps · 02-22-2016, 06:00 PM

Why does the OP have a zero post count still?

Verbiage · 02-22-2016, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 3tekcorps

Why does the OP have a zero post count still?

Because even his internet service provider is cheating on him.

C5driver · 02-22-2016, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Because even his internet service provider is cheating on him.

Axius · 02-22-2016, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Because even his internet service provider is cheating on him.

Must have Comcast.

Sara · 02-22-2016, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

You have a great sense of humor so I have to ask - have you ever asked a guy your kissing how the other guys dick tastes?

Hahaha!! Ill ask that next time

Edit. Wait. I've never given a blow job.

Sara · 02-22-2016, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Everyone we give advice to never listens.

Sara still chases idiots.
F30 still gives money to his greedy family.
Grimlock continues to be creepy and alone.
ASBSECU still doesn't have his supercharger installed.

Seriously dude.

I don't date!!!!! I haven't been on a real date since the coming on too strong thread!! I'm so lonely

smoosh · 02-22-2016, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Because even his internet service provider is cheating on him.

damn son hahaha cutting me up

smoosh · 02-22-2016, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 3tekcorps

Why does the OP have a zero post count still?

you don't get post counts for posting in off-topic?

3tekcorps · 02-22-2016, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Hahaha!! Ill ask that next time

Edit. Wait. I've never given a blow job.

You must have married really young.

Axius · 02-22-2016, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I don't date!!!!! I haven't been on a real date since the coming on too strong thread!! I'm so lonely

That's because you are too fucking picky. You need to find a man, not a fucking beef cake. Seriously. I wish I could ingrain reality into your head, but you like what you like. I'm shallow and like what I like, so technically that'd make me a hypocrite which I am not.

C5driver · 02-22-2016, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I've never given a blow job.

Let's all change our sigs to this

Axius · 02-22-2016, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Let's all change our sigs to this

How do you do that?

Verbiage · 02-22-2016, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

you don't get post counts for posting in off-topic?

I answered this already.

C5driver · 02-22-2016, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's because you are too fucking picky. You need to find a man, not a fucking beef cake. Seriously. I wish I could ingrain reality into your head, but you like what you like. I'm shallow and like what I like, so technically that'd make me a hypocrite which I am not.

Sir knight? Dat you?

///M Power-Belgium · 02-22-2016, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Edit. Wait. I've never given a blow job.

Sara that's below 0

Sara · 02-22-2016, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's because you are too fucking picky. You need to find a man, not a fucking beef cake. Seriously. I wish I could ingrain reality into your head, but you like what you like. I'm shallow and like what I like, so technically that'd make me a hypocrite which I am not.

I want a guy who's nice to me. Brunette hair. Taller than me. And who appreciates me.

Is that so fucking hard to ask for?!!!!!!!

Sara · 02-22-2016, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sara that's below 0

Below who?

Sara · 02-22-2016, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 3tekcorps

You must have married really young.

Why does everyone here think I am/was married? No ones good enough for me.

Verbiage · 02-22-2016, 06:23 PM

Oh god here we go.

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