[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

Didn't we all. Really doesn't work for us as well as you'd think...

Wisdom right here, folks.

An long-told joke:
What food is guaranteed to kill the libido?
















Wedding cake.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Wisdom right here, folks.

An long-told joke:
What food is guaranteed to kill the libido?
















Wedding cake.

Nobody tells that to anyone, before it's too late. Nobody. My fucking best friend took me for a drive a few weeks after our wedding and the first thing he said to me was that he's happy to send me penis pictures since I'll never see one in real life again.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

Nobody tells that to anyone, before it's too late. Nobody. My fucking best friend took me for a drive a few weeks after our wedding and the first thing he said to me was that he's happy to send me penis pictures since I'll never see one in real life again.

Lol!

The other joke is: An individual doesn't know what true happiness is until they get married...then it's too late!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Lol!

The other joke is: An individual doesn't know what true happiness is until they get married...then it's too late!

Lol! How many years in to the sentence are you?

(and rally, married life aint that bad, I just like to fuck with the juniors of the forums.)

I spent an hour and a half training my moms dog today. I swear to god she turns in to more of an idiot every fucking year. If its true women turn in to their mothers, I totally would hide my penis too.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol! How many years in to the sentence are you?

(and rally, married life aint that bad, I just like to fuck with the juniors of the forums.)

I spent an hour and a half training my moms dog today. I swear to god she turns in to more of an idiot every fucking year. If its true women turn in to their mothers, I totally would hide my penis too.

24. Murderers get less time than this!
















What about you?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

24. Murderers get less time than this!




What about you?

No shit man, a first timer in finland gets 12 years, sits half!

Hmm... I'm not sure, 8-12 years? I'm sure we were married in autumn but hubby insists it was February.

I'm really the biggest romantic there is...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

No shit man, a first timer in finland gets 12 years, sits half!

Hmm... I'm not sure, 8-12 years? I'm sure we were married in autumn but hubby insists it was February.

I'm really the biggest romantic there is...

Sadly, I'm hyper OCD and remember every key date! Times, as well.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Sadly, I'm hyper OCD and remember every key date! Times, as well.

I've got nothing. My sons were born in the spring, my dogs are one and maybe four, my husband is 40 (or a little less, who cares?). The boys are around six and four.

But I know how much I've spent on groceries this month to a penny, I know to a penny how much I've made money this month, I've got excell sheets on electrical bills of six years, I can tell you to a gallon how much water weve spent in any given month in the last 12 years and my personal favorite: Which months you're better off buying avocados in 2 lbs bags instead of buying them individually.

Brain space, I really use mine wisely...

Edit. Hes 37. I just asked.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

I've got nothing. My sons were born in the spring, my dogs see one and maybe four, my husband is 40 (or a little less, who cares?). The boys are around six and four.

But I know how much I've spent on groceries this month to a penny, I know to a penny how much I've made money this month, I've got excell sheets on electrical bills of six years, I can tell you to a gallon how much water weve spent in any given month in the last 12 years and my personal favorite: Which months you're better off buying avocados in 2 lbs bags instead of buying them individually.

Brain space, I really use mine wisely...

Edit. Hes 37. I just asked.

Are you certain that you know what the word, 'wisely' means? Lol

IDC how much most things cost. I see something I want and I can afford it, I buy it. I can tell you times and dates on everything! I can tell you what big deals have cost me and how much tires and gas cost.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Are you certain that you know what the word, 'wisely' means? Lol

IDC how much most things cost. I see something I want and I can afford it, I buy it. I can tell you times and dates on everything! I can tell you what big deals have cost me and how much tires and gas cost.

I feel like we are having some sort of a looser show down here

I don't buy anything that is not needed. I don't give a shit about a phone screen being broken and the list of brands banned from my house is so long these days nobody tries to bring us anything. Every time I get new tires, I buy a few animals to the third world countries too, since the industry is not one of my favorites. Though I make money, I end up donating everything away since I feel so fucking guilty because my life is pretty damn good.

My kids are weirdos too, and though I've trained more than a hundred dogs in my life, all my dogs are screwups.

Dude you can not win this.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

I feel like we are having some sort of a looser show down here

I don't buy anything that is not needed. I don't give a shit about a phone screen being broken and the list of brands banned from my house is so long these days nobody tries to bring us anything. Every time I get new tires, I buy a few animals to the third world countries too, since the industry is not one of my favorites. Though I make money, I end up donating everything away since I feel so fucking guilty because my life is pretty damn good.

My kids are weirdos too, and though I've trained more than a hundred dogs in my life, all my dogs are screwups.

Dude you can not win this.

My year of spending $20K plus on fuel and tires doesn't even begin to touch this!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

My year of spending $20K plus on fuel and tires doesn't even begin to touch this!

I shredded in 32k 4 pairs of rears, and I have a deep hate towards all nannies, so mine stayed firmly off. I probably smoked a set on school runs alone.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

I shredded in 32k 4 pairs of rears, and I have a deep hate towards all nannies, so mine stayed firmly off. I probably smoked a set on school runs alone.

Yeah. No nannies. That crap is for shoei to drive with. (Edit. When he leaves the garage.)

On the i8 it is the drivers rear tire and the passenger front. On the M6 it's the left rear and the left front.

The M6 is like being best friends with an ax murderer. Fun and exciting until he turns on you!!

#burnthemup

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yeah. No nannies. That crap is for shoei to drive with. (Edit. When he leaves the garage.)

On the i8 it is the drivers rear tire and the passenger front. On the M6 it's the left rear and the left front.

The M6 is like being best friends with an ax murderer. Fun and exciting until he turns on you!!

#burnthemup

He leaves the garage? No shit? Any proof? All I know is that his gf drives more than he does.

In Seattle I spoke with an i8 owner. I asked him wtf he bought that for (I have issues with cars that try to make the owner look good, while they are shit for the environment.).

"check it out. Blue seatbelts!!!"

I was sold. Totally got it.

No, seriously, I want those too

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lups

He leaves the garage? No shit? Any proof? All I know is that his gf drives more than he does.

In Seattle I spoke with an i8 owner. I asked him wtf he bought that for (I have issues with cars that try to make the owner look good, while they are shit for the environment.).

"check it out. Blue seatbelts!!!"

I was sold. Totally got it.

No, seriously, I want those too

The blue seatbelts are epic...especially with a yellow or red shirt. #winning!
And as far as sh1t for the environment goes, that is why I have the M6!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The blue seatbelts are epic...especially with a yellow or red shirt. #winning!
And as far as sh1t for the environment goes, that is why I have the M6!

An M6 probably is better for the environment than the i8. Good job.

Im writing a report on all the mistakes my dear mother did today at our training. I still haven't covered half. I somehow see myself ending up owning that dog too in the near future.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Wisdom right here, folks.

An long-told joke:
What food is guaranteed to kill the libido?



Wedding cake.

Cohabitation is almost as effective as marriage at killing the libido

I recently managed to successfully uninstall girlfriend 2.0 with the cohabitation module despite official documentation stating it could not be uninstalled cleanly

The recent ex and I dated for a year and she basically lived with me almost the whole time......the moment she moved in after a full year of dating, I swear her head rotated freely on her shoulders and turned into bossy/bitchy GF....quite literally a different person.

After 10 mos zero teamwork and me supporting her 100% it was time for her to find a new place to live......thankfully her mother is very much into trying to buy her love and stepped up and paid off the car loan I co-signed for her or it could have been a lot messier.

Live and learn but the older I get the fewer advantages I see to cohabitation let alone marriage as much as I am the proverbial hopeless romantic.....As a guy in the US that owns own home, works my arse off etc.....the guy assumes all the risk in the relationship......those of you that are familar with the legal aspect of trying to get rid of a live in girlfriend....it can make evicting a tenent look like a joy ride

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by EL Jeffe 5

Climb Mountain Everest

And you are still alive ?

[Dang3r]

Im afraid theres no mobile cell phone transmitting antenna to let him answer.
BTT: Hes climbing onto Mt Everest just to get laid? Ok, thats priceless and no longer topable. We have a winner

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Im afraid theres no mobile cell phone transmitting antenna to let him answer.
BTT: Hes climbing onto Mt Everest just to get laid? Ok, thats priceless and no longer topable. We have a winner

Now was she waiting at the top for him or at the other side on the bottom? Or, was she home and demanding proof/pics of said member yelling DRAGO at the top of his lungs? Important plot points that haven't been outlined to us yet.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Im afraid theres no mobile cell phone transmitting antenna to let him answer.
BTT: Hes climbing onto Mt Everest just to get laid? Ok, thats priceless and no longer topable. We have a winner

Found him ,he get laid ? I'm sure his dick is frozen !

[Dang3r]

Sex on top of the world would be also priceless...as long as you didnt froze into her...errrrm, ok, back to work