[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by yourcakeisready

I'm sorry but I'll be as polite as possible - you are literally a fucking idiot lol and that is coming from a kid that is asking about this purchase lol

I feel you really didn't try hard to be polite. My internet feelings are hurt. I did notice you didn't bother to explain why I'm an idiot...care to?

Originally Posted by yourcakeisready

For those asking why I don't move out - I don't have a girlfriend or any reasonable hopes of getting one in the future.

FTFY

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

That is perfectly in line with what can be considered healthy, by the resident fitness consultant.

I actually just ate it. It's funny, I mostly eat the same thing every day to keep my macronutrient intake consistent. Most people get bored of that, but eating is more-so to fuel me than it is to satisfy an animalistic craving of processed, saturated-fat nastiness. *shrugs*

And it's the technology behind customer relationship management, it is generally known as software to most organizations because that is the form it takes when business intelligence is applied.

I'd buy a sweater from you. Oranges, also. Are they even in season?


Maybe in FL..


EDIT: You are in FL. I will take some, in that case.

OK so we are talking about the same CRM then. It's software to me because I write software, so the rest of the details aren't really important.

Funny you should mention FL, and I see you are observant, and realize that is where I source my oranges. Just one of the advantages of being a resident. Probably, the only one, in fact.

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Bro, STFU. I know every once in a while you go ham at 5 Guys.

EDIT: May or may not be homo

See, if you said I occasionally let 5 guys go ham on me.. [in the bathroom, because that's usually where I end up once it's in my stomach...wait, wut].

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by yourcakeisready

Hey - just had an egg everything bagel with porkroll, x2 egg, and cheese, (of course toasted with salt pepper ketchup). Also had to pick up Starbucks on the way - Grande Mocha if you were wondering.

Also - if you were wondering, I do quite well reselling hoodies, crewnecks, and tshirts I get a better return on doing this than I would if I were to invest in stocks lol

That also sounds delicious. But why no bacon? If there is bacon you should really mention that, explicitly. I get offended whenever bacon is not involved, unless it's a green smoothie, in which case bacon is optional.

Your sweater enterprise is really inspiring to me. I can only hope to be as good as you one day.

While I have your attention, I noticed you put up a poll. But the options are very limited. Can you add "Buy oranges from ddk632" as a poll choice?

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by ddk632

OK so we are talking about the same CRM then. It's software to me because I write software, so the rest of the details aren't really important.

Funny you should mention FL, and I see you are observant, and realize that is where I source my oranges. Just one of the advantages of being a resident. Probably, the only one, in fact.

Yeah, you're smarter than me, in that case. I'd just be on the end-user portion of task execution. So everything leading up to that point isn't really important.

You also have much more attractive women than the whales we have in the DC area. I am so over the obesity epidemic.

[ddk632]

Maybe they need more green smoothies up there.

[yourcakeisready]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I feel you really didn't try hard to be polite. My internet feelings are hurt. I did notice you didn't bother to explain why I'm an idiot...care to?







FTFY

Pretty sure you should go back and fact check that quote.


In regards to explaining your stupidity - I'll try to break it down in maybe simpler terms for you to comprehend - is this OK? Well I'm going to do it anyway.


Just because a fucking house shows that it sold on Zillow for 320k - does this mean every house on the market should sell for 320k?

If you find yourself saying no - then there's your answer. Congratulations

[yourcakeisready]

Originally Posted by ddk632

That also sounds delicious. But why no bacon? If there is bacon you should really mention that, explicitly. I get offended whenever bacon is not involved, unless it's a green smoothie, in which case bacon is optional.

Your sweater enterprise is really inspiring to me. I can only hope to be as good as you one day.

While I have your attention, I noticed you put up a poll. But the options are very limited. Can you add "Buy oranges from ddk632" as a poll choice?

I explicitly didn't mention bacon because there is simply no need to mention it whether or not you find yourself getting offended. I find bacon to be very fatty, which would make me fat, and therefore, less attractive to the human eye.

As to your poll request, while I do support local business practices, I don't condone the practice of selling oranges. How do I know I will really be receiving a "Florida" orange? I've been burned in the past, so now I'm skeptical.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by yourcakeisready

Pretty sure you should go back and fact check that quote.


In regards to explaining your stupidity - I'll try to break it down in maybe simpler terms for you to comprehend - is this OK? Well I'm going to do it anyway.


Just because a fucking house shows that it sold on Zillow for 320k - does this mean every house on the market should sell for 320k?

If you find yourself saying no - then there's your answer. Congratulations

Uh oh, someone's getting butt hurt. Pucker up.

Your comparison is invalid. Homes, by and large, are individualized and not mass produced like hoodies which are not individualized.

So if I see the exact same hoodie, one on ebay, and one on your little gray market site why wouldn't I choose the one that is a lower price. There are no differentiating characteristics aside from the fact that one seller is a nutjob and one is not.

[zx10guy]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

Yeah, you're smarter than me, in that case. I'd just be on the end-user portion of task execution. So everything leading up to that point isn't really important.

You also have much more attractive women than the whales we have in the DC area. I am so over the obesity epidemic.

Originally Posted by ddk632

Maybe they need more green smoothies up there.

Naw....he just needs to go to the right places....maybe get into Salsa dancing.

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by ddk632

Maybe they need more green smoothies up there.

I have considered getting my PT certification in the coming year. If I can't enjoy the women I want, I might as well make money off of the ones that are here, right?

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by zx10guy

Naw....he just needs to go to the right places....maybe get into Salsa dancing.

You hitting me up for the next outing/party? I actually dance bachata and salsa quite well. However, my social life is virtually nonexistent these days. School, gym, work, and life have gotten in the way.

There's always Tinder. What I'm quickly finding now, though, is that it doesn't work like it used to, now that I actually have standards. If I wanted a manatee, I'd have no problem.

[yourcakeisready]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Uh oh, someone's getting butt hurt. Pucker up.

Your comparison is invalid. Homes, by and large, are individualized and not mass produced like hoodies which are not individualized.

So if I see the exact same hoodie, one on ebay, and one on your little gray market site why wouldn't I choose the one that is a lower price. There are no differentiating characteristics aside from the fact that one seller is a nutjob and one is not.

Ok - so basically you just proved my statement is accurate? Because your logic is on the basis that every hoodie that I am selling is the same. Of course if I saw the same exact hoodie at a cheaper price, (assuming it's authentic), I would buy that one.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

See, if you said I occasionally let 5 guys go ham on me.. [in the bathroom, because that's usually where I end up once it's in my stomach...wait, wut].

Pretty sure I found my next sig...

[zx10guy]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

You hitting me up for the next outing/party? I actually dance bachata and salsa quite well. However, my social life is virtually nonexistent these days. School, gym, work, and life have gotten in the way.

There's always Tinder. What I'm quickly finding now, though, is that it doesn't work like it used to, now that I actually have standards. If I wanted a manatee, I'd have no problem.

My going out is limited now that I'm married. Not sure where you are, but you can hit up Iris Lounge (former eCities) in Tysons on Tuesdays. There's Clarendon Grill on Mondays too.

[InternetFame]

Originally Posted by zx10guy

My going out is limited now that I'm married. Not sure where you are, but you can hit up Iris Lounge (former eCities) in Tysons on Tuesdays. There's Clarendon Grill on Mondays too.

silvergray545 let's go.

[zx10guy]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

silvergray545 let's go.

If you want to venture into DC, there's Cafe Citron on Wednesdays. They apparently have a floor for Salsa and a floor for Bachata.

[InternetFame]

I am gonna keep that in mind.



What I think I'm gonna do RN though, is some massive right swiping.



Bring on the morbidly obese.



I think I'll post the next screenshot of a larger-than-average woman in this thread. Is that cool, OP?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by InternetFame

silvergray545 let's go.

Can't tell if you're wanting to go to find a wife or a lay.

[InternetFame]

Lay eggs? As in, raw semen?

[yourcakeisready]

Originally Posted by zx10guy

My going out is limited now that I'm married. Not sure where you are, but you can hit up Iris Lounge (former eCities) in Tysons on Tuesdays. There's Clarendon Grill on Mondays too.

I got kicked out of that place for getting too drunk lols

[ddk632]

Originally Posted by yourcakeisready

I explicitly didn't mention bacon because there is simply no need to mention it whether or not you find yourself getting offended. I find bacon to be very fatty, which would make me fat, and therefore, less attractive to the human eye.

As to your poll request, while I do support local business practices, I don't condone the practice of selling oranges. How do I know I will really be receiving a "Florida" orange? I've been burned in the past, so now I'm skeptical.

Honestly, the way you talk about bacon, I am starting to think I would not want to sell you any of my oranges.