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      01-06-2012, 07:52 AM   #155
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my moms had UC for the past 6+ years and her entire colon is inflamed. Shes been in and out of the hospital a lot. Just got back a couple days ago where she found out that her body was killing her own red blood cells. Basically her colon is toxic and her body is trying to destroy it so her blood makes a lot of killer T cells. The problem with that is now she has autoimmune hemolytic anemia. AKA her killer T cells are destroying her own red blood cells and she had 1/3 the number of normal blood cells. She got a blood transfusion and within a month when shes fully healthy she will get surgery and have her entire colon removed. I feel your pain man. Ive been helping my mom fight UC since i was in the 8th grade. I even stayed back and decided to go to a community college locally so she can have me at home taking care of her. After this most recent visit to the hospital she decided that its been enough and she wants to get the colon removed. I wish you the best of luck with your battle and hopefully one day you will be able to live a normal life!


Good man. The world needs more people like you.
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      01-06-2012, 03:42 PM   #156
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Feel better spool. Read through this entire thread and I've never experienced anything to this magnitude but even on this rando diarrhea days, your ass can burn BAD. goodluck and I hope you return to full health soon
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      01-08-2012, 11:39 PM   #157
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my moms had UC for the past 6+ years and her entire colon is inflamed. Shes been in and out of the hospital a lot. Just got back a couple days ago where she found out that her body was killing her own red blood cells. Basically her colon is toxic and her body is trying to destroy it so her blood makes a lot of killer T cells. The problem with that is now she has autoimmune hemolytic anemia. AKA her killer T cells are destroying her own red blood cells and she had 1/3 the number of normal blood cells. She got a blood transfusion and within a month when shes fully healthy she will get surgery and have her entire colon removed. I feel your pain man. Ive been helping my mom fight UC since i was in the 8th grade. I even stayed back and decided to go to a community college locally so she can have me at home taking care of her. After this most recent visit to the hospital she decided that its been enough and she wants to get the colon removed. I wish you the best of luck with your battle and hopefully one day you will be able to live a normal life!
Damn! Sorry to hear bro! I hope she gets healthy really soon and everything goes well with the surgery.
You're a great guy, its very rare to see people like you these days and I agree with NYCGP, the world definitely need more people like you
I hope one day, thank you very much, really appreciate it bro!
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so what happened to OP?
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1. OP needs to see a doctor and get stool sample tested at this point...most likely bacterial hence need to run susceptibility tests to see which antibiotics the bacteria is responsive to....if its viral, OP is "shit out of luck".

2. drink as much gatorade for fluid and electrolyte intake...severe diarrhea can cause low potassium levels so bananas would be good for potassium.

3. if imodium doesnt work go to Lomotil...I believe you can take 8 per day max.


OP, that pic you posted was pretty gross but at least it wasnt bloody.
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im all healed up now fellas, i stopped shitting liquids...solid turds now, and im back eating at chinese buffets...never learn
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im all healed up now fellas, i stopped shitting liquids...solid turds now, and im back eating at chinese buffets...never learn
Good to hear that shits over with!
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im all healed up now fellas, i stopped shitting liquids...solid turds now, and im back eating at chinese buffets...never learn
after what you went through, i dont think anything can stop you now! Thank god you've recovered bro. EAT UP!!!
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      01-09-2012, 09:29 PM   #164
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after what you went through, i dont think anything can stop you now! Thank god you've recovered bro. EAT UP!!!
what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger right?

Its good to hear you're doing better Spool!
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im all healed up now fellas, i stopped shitting liquids...solid turds now, and im back eating at chinese buffets...never learn
Don't leave us hangin' like a dingleberry; what was the prognosis and the cure?
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Don't leave us hangin' like a dingleberry; what was the prognosis and the cure?

It was Ecoli, i was taking Ciprofloxacin...food poisoning all you can do is stay hydrated and wait it out...
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im all healed up now fellas, i stopped shitting liquids...solid turds now, and im back eating at chinese buffets...never learn
Amazing!! Good to hear its over
Lol i wont do it if i were you, just remember how bad it was haha
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      01-10-2012, 01:13 PM   #168
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      01-10-2012, 03:45 PM   #169
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fuck, now i got the "spool stool"
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      01-10-2012, 05:32 PM   #170
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fuck, now i got the "spool stool"
you can just call it "spool" actually

stool = solid

spool = semi-solid
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      01-10-2012, 05:33 PM   #171
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you can just call it "spool" actually

stool = solid

spool = semi-solid
so what does that make "spoo"?
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      01-10-2012, 05:58 PM   #172
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Liquid ASSid. Burns like a mofo. ^^^
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