E90Post
 


Extreme Powerhouse
 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > New Sex Tip!



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      10-24-2013, 01:50 PM   #177
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6061
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
Watch a porno..every "squirter" is coming out of the urethra. You can clearly see it on an HD porno
I'm just sayin that urine and "icing" both come out of the same hole of my body.

You may have a similar type of hole that produces two types of fluid. Have you been up in there to check?
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 01:52 PM   #178
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
I'm just sayin that urine and "icing" both come out of the same hole of my body.

You may have a similar type of hole that produces two types of fluid. Have you been up in there to check?
You know what. Im going to my gyno tomorrow. I'll ask. lol
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 01:53 PM   #179
ddk632
Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales
ddk632's Avatar
United_States
599
Rep
2,578
Posts

Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR !
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Aventura, FL

iTrader: (2)

Take Billup with you so he can come back with a diagram.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 01:53 PM   #180
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ddk632 View Post
Take Billup with you so he can come back with a diagram.
lmao.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 01:54 PM   #181
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
476
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
You know what. Im going to my gyno tomorrow. I'll ask. lol
Post results. I am curious myself, because I have gathered the same information as Mr. Tonka in the past.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 01:54 PM   #182
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup View Post
Post results. I am curious myself, because I have gathered the same information as Mr. Tonka in the past.
Hes going to think Im crazy. But okay. I cant believe Im going to ask him that.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 01:56 PM   #183
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
476
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ddk632 View Post
Take Billup with you so he can come back with a diagram.
LOL, everything is better with a hand crafted diagram, but its true, my inspiration comes from real world accounts, not things I just "make up". My precision technique can be a useful tool for teaching hard to understand concepts.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:00 PM   #184
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6061
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
Hes going to think Im crazy. But okay. I cant believe Im going to ask him that.
that's going to be good!
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:02 PM   #185
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
476
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
Hes going to think Im crazy. But okay. I cant believe Im going to ask him that.
Nothing wrong with wanting to know the truth. I'd ask my gyno, but quite frankly, I don't have one, so I am rendered useless.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:03 PM   #186
F32
Banned
20
Rep
688
Posts

Drives: BMW
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: SF

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
You know what. Im going to my gyno tomorrow. I'll ask. lol
Please do. Let me fill you in on what they are going to tell you...female ejaculate is NOT urine.

Yes, it comes out of the urethra. But as Mr Tonka said, two fluids come out of a male's urethra as well, and one of them is not pee. I'm going off sophomore year undergrad elective-course memory here so I'm just going to speak of details which I am 100% positive about, but it's produced by a seperate gland called the Skene's gland(s?) and is similar in composition to semen sans sperm.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:12 PM   #187
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6061
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by F32 View Post
Please do. Let me fill you in on what they are going to tell you...female ejaculate is NOT urine.

Yes, it comes out of the urethra. But as Mr Tonka said, two fluids come out of a male's urethra as well, and one of them is not pee. I'm going off sophomore year undergrad elective-course memory here so I'm just going to speak of details which I am 100% positive about, but it's produced by a seperate gland called the Skene's gland(s?) and is similar in composition to semen sans sperm.
Seems legit. Remove the tube from testies and you still get the baby batter without the baby juice.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:13 PM   #188
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Seems legit. Remove the tube from testies and you still get the baby batter without the baby juice.
baby batter...omg.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:19 PM   #189
Foxrus14
1 SLY 1
United_States
51
Rep
187
Posts

Drives: 2014 328i work car...
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Charlotte, NC

iTrader: (0)

Can't stop once I started... It Stings....!
__________________
2014 328i - Mine
2012 135i M Sport - Wifey
2014 z28 Hennessey 650 package - Mine
2014 Harley Davidson Street Glide Special - Mine
2014 Harley Davidson Breakout - Wifey
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:20 PM   #190
carve
Major
carve's Avatar
190
Rep
1,105
Posts

Drives: 335i
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: usa

iTrader: (0)

It's poorly understood. Some doctors will also tell you there's no G-spot. To me, that just means they're bad at sex. I've heard doctors say both it is, and is not urine. Some say its a fluid in the area near the g spot that swells during arousal. Last night, she squirted plenty within minutes of returning from the bathroom- empty bladder. In my experience, it has never had a urine-like odor, and sometimes has a slight slickness to it (particularly when only a little comes out). Even if it is some kind of magic odorless pee...TOTALLY worth it for the reaction it gets. I've introduced this to several women and it blew their minds- like nothing they've experienced. If it doesn't stink, it doesn't matter to me; they totally lose control and have an awesome experience, and beg for more so it's worth it
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:22 PM   #191
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6061
Rep
2,292
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
baby batter...omg.
"Can't go out on a big date with a loaded gun...."
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:23 PM   #192
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
476
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by carve View Post
I've heard doctors say both it is, and is not urine. In my experience, it has never had a urine-like odor, and sometimes has a slight slickness to it. Even if it is some kind of magic odorless pee...TOTALLY worth it for the reaction it gets. I've introduced this to several women and it blew their minds- like nothing they've experienced. If it doesn't stink, it doesn't matter to me; they totally lose control and have an awesome experience, so it's worth it
Plus, whats better than seeing a womans eyes roll so far into the back of her head that the optic nerve rolls to the front between her eyelids.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:25 PM   #193
Sara
Lieutenant General
5885
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
"Can't go out on a big date with a loaded gun...."
I think thats the best name I've ever heard it called. Im going to tell my bf that tonight but Im going to just say baby batter and I cant wait to see the look on his face lol
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:27 PM   #194
JasonCSU
Colonel
United_States
705
Rep
2,548
Posts

Drives: '08 135i, '88 325is
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver, CO

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
1988 BMW 325is  [0.00]
2008 BMW 135i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
"Can't go out on a big date with a loaded gun...."

That was a great movie.
__________________
Delivered in Munich, broken in on the Nurburgring.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:31 PM   #195
carve
Major
carve's Avatar
190
Rep
1,105
Posts

Drives: 335i
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: usa

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup

Plus, whats better than seeing a womans eyes roll so far into the back of her head that the optic nerve rolls to the front between her eyelids.
Totally- huge eyes with an expression that's paralyzed in ecstasy, combined with shock if she's inexperienced with this! Women are lucky they can have so many types of orgasms. It also tends to go in spurts, like male ejaculation, rather than a stream, indicating it's forced out by a similar contraction. Try it, Sara. Do it in the tub if you think its pee. Let me know if you require assistance :P

Oh- and watch "There's something about Mary"
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:40 PM   #196
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
476
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by carve View Post
Totally- huge eyes with an expression that's paralyzed in ecstasy, combined with shock if she's inexperienced with this! Women are lucky they can have so many types of orgasms. Try it, Sara. Do it in the tub if you think its pee. Let me know if you require assistance :P

Oh- and watch "There's something about Mary"
Women are just unappreciative of what us men provide for them. They think we just use THEM for sex, when in turn, if they find one like us, we end up getting used for sex, which I am perfectly fine with.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 02:55 PM   #197
carve
Major
carve's Avatar
190
Rep
1,105
Posts

Drives: 335i
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: usa

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup
Quote:
Originally Posted by carve View Post
Totally- huge eyes with an expression that's paralyzed in ecstasy, combined with shock if she's inexperienced with this! Women are lucky they can have so many types of orgasms. Try it, Sara. Do it in the tub if you think its pee. Let me know if you require assistance :P

Oh- and watch "There's something about Mary"
Women are just unappreciative of what us men provide for them. They think we just use THEM for sex, when in turn, if they find one like us, we end up getting used for sex, which I am perfectly fine with.
LOL- totally. The girl last night...I stopped seeing her a few months ago and she said the guy she's been seeing can't please her the same way and she needed a release. Not the first time this has happened, but I don't mind being a sex object

Conversely, few women have been able to send me over the edge when they're in control. I make me finish. Must be nice to relax and receive all that pleasure, but from what I hear most guys don't know what they're doing
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2013, 03:01 PM   #198
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
476
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by carve View Post
LOL- totally. The girl last night...I stopped seeing her a few months ago and she said the guy she's been seeing can't please her the same way and she needed a release. Not the first time this has happened, but I don't mind being a sex object

Conversely, few women have been able to send me over the edge when they're in control. I make me finish. Must be nice to relax and receive all that pleasure, but from what I hear most guys don't know what they're doing
All I've heard from my past experiences is they left their previous partners because they thought women like taking it like in porno's, and ultimately couldn't fully please them, all they could do was "bang" them.

Don't bang..., make sweet kinky sensual love.
Appreciate 0
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:50 PM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST