[bimmette]

Originally Posted by shoei

wait, are there photos of this said wrapping job?? lol...

Not yet. The noob doesn't know how to post pics.

[ASBSECU E93]

nOObs suck

[SugarSkulls]

All this time, I thought a wrap job was when a girl put a condom on your D with her mouth :

[shoei]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

All this time, I thought a wrap job was when a girl put a condom on your D with her mouth :

nah... that's just safe sex... wrap job is when she wraps your D with saran wrap because you can't find a condom...

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

nah... that's just safe sex... wrap job is when she wraps your D with saran wrap because you can't find a condom...

Whoever she is that did this to you....

Send her to my place. Innovative and a kink= keeper.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

wait, are there photos of this said wrapping job?? lol...

I wrapped the gift, then I wrapped the bag the gift came in. Then I rush my ass AFTER google explains to me what the fuck you wanted me to buy again, and what the fuck is a drugstore through Seattle traffic IN THE RAIN all the way up to somewhere, and what do I get as thanks?

"Anna why did you do this to me, that's horrible?"

"don't you have eyes?"

"I fucking hate you you bitch!"

Then the recipient of the gift, AND HIS FRIENDS were very, very impressed with the baggage and the grace they were handed over. His words were my wrapping was unforgettable.

UNFORGETTABLE YOU BITCH! UNFORGETTABLE!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

I wrapped the gift, then I wrapped the bag the gift came in. Then I rush my ass AFTER google explains to me what the fuck you wanted me to buy again, and what the fuck is a drugstore through Seattle traffic IN THE RAIN all the way up to somewhere, and what do I get as thanks?

"Anna why did you do this to me, that's horrible?"

"don't you have eyes?"

"I fucking hate you you bitch!"

Then the recipient of the gift, AND HIS FRIENDS were very, very impressed with the baggage and the grace they were handed over. His words were my wrapping was unforgettable.

UNFORGETTABLE YOU BITCH! UNFORGETTABLE!

I wish I had a video camera filming his friends' expression upon meeting you

[Axius]

Ohhh yeaaahhh Anna is on a tyrant lets keep it going!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Whoever she is that did this to you....

Send her to my place. Innovative and a kink= keeper.

I didn't get you for Secret Santa though... =/ maybe next year...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

I wrapped the gift, then I wrapped the bag the gift came in. Then I rush my ass AFTER google explains to me what the fuck you wanted me to buy again, and what the fuck is a drugstore through Seattle traffic IN THE RAIN all the way up to somewhere, and what do I get as thanks?

"Anna why did you do this to me, that's horrible?"

"don't you have eyes?"

"I fucking hate you you bitch!"

Then the recipient of the gift, AND HIS FRIENDS were very, very impressed with the baggage and the grace they were handed over. His words were my wrapping was unforgettable.

UNFORGETTABLE YOU BITCH! UNFORGETTABLE!

You know I have the actual conversation, right?? lol... Please hold...

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

I didn't get you for Secret Santa though... =/ maybe next year...

Take the keys to the i8, whatever you want. Take it.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

You know I have the actual conversation, right?? lol... Please hold...

Haha, he's met me before. I can't shock him for showing up in sweatpants and looking like shit. His friends though...

I'm sure they think again before joining the OT.

[UncleWede]

I saw this yellowish m4 driving down the road. Thought mom came home to visit but then I checked the bumper and it wasn't her

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I saw this yellowish m4 driving down the road. Thought mom came home to visit but then I checked the bumper and it wasn't her

You know the family policy: Once a year a Christmas party in a complete silence and I'm cool with you feeling weird about my questions. No grandbabies means I get to ask if all is still well down there in the dinner table!

Now wade, finally drunk enough to pose?

[shoei]

Alright so I've been asked to post the pics for EstorilM Secret Santa... First off, none of this would've even been possible, if it wasn't for some crazy Finn, but we'll get to that in a minute, lol...

Didn't know much about Estoril, besides lives in WA, doesn't get much sun, engineer, loves M, drives M, getting a life sentence (married) shortly... Sooo, I happened to be at the dealership and that's where I decided what to get him... Had to order the jacket, finally arrived, and of course it's the wrong jacket... Enter, Lups , who came up with the genius idea of calling Seattle / Bellevue BMW and bam !! Seattle BMW had one left... Called them, convinced them to take my credit card over the phone, and Lups graciously volunteered to pick up the jacket... Not going to lie, I contemplated for a second to put the pickup name as "Whore Mouth", but the holiday spirit hit and didn't go through with it...

So now, I present to you, EstorilM Secret Santa gift... Sunless tanning lotion so he can get some color even in the Seattle gloom... And a jacket to keep the lotion off the interior in his car...

I can't take all the credit for this, as Lups made sure to make it happened before Christmas - because I didn't want to be that guy... Seriously though, thank you, although I am still mad at you because you made it seem like you lived down the street from Estoril... Then again, now people can see the wonders of what happens when a blind child wraps a gift... I mean the wonder of Lup's gift wrapping...

Happy Holidays, Evan to you and your fam...

[bimmette]

shoei and Lups

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

shoei and Lups

Lol I get no credits ( BESIDES THE AWESOME WRAPPING WORK THAT WAS ADMIRED BY EVERYONE!!) here. The whole damn dealership knows me, and when I walked in to fetch it, a guy asked me if it was under my alias (bimmerpost) my character (bitch or something shoei would've filed it under) or my name?

"yes, I was told my favorite customer will come to fetch it. For a 20-40 dollar gift this is a bit overdone, but Anna I trust you to make it look like shit upon delivery."

I was happy my man Myz's birthday present wrapping material was still in my trunk.

Also I appreciate the Santa's little helper presents I got out of this! I made a killing salary!
Honestly, thanks T for giving me a reason to stretch the new rears.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol I get no credits ( BESIDES THE AWESOME WRAPPING WORK THAT WAS ADMIRED BY EVERYONE!!) here. The whole damn dealership knows me, and when I walked in to fetch it, a guy asked me if it was under my alias (bimmerpost) my character (bitch or something shoei would've filed it under) or my name?

"yes, I was told my favorite customer will come to fetch it. For a 20-40 dollar gift this is a bit overdone, but Anna I trust you to make it look like shit upon delivery."

I was happy my man Myz's birthday present wrapping material was still in my trunk.

Also I appreciate the Santa's little helper presents I got out of this! I made a killing salary!
Honestly, thanks T for giving me a reason to stretch the new rears.

Well, I know you drove quite a distance tonite to deliver that present. I was expecting you to swing by my place, but nope

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Well, I know you drove quite a distance tonite to deliver that present. I was expecting you to swing by my place, but nope

Meh, I'm a Finn. Us flirty blondes do what we want to do.

Dude I've driven across America multiple times for fun. Estoril wanted me to deliver it tomorrow when he was closer but I needed the miles. Since i took the long way home to get the tires to stick, I'd say my boy is ready for Europe.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Take the keys to the i8, whatever you want. Take it.

Welcome back my friend ...

[Lups]

I'm here to serve as usual people!

[EstorilM]

Originally Posted by shoei

Alright so I've been asked to post the pics for EstorilM Secret Santa... First off, none of this would've even been possible, if it wasn't for some crazy Finn, but we'll get to that in a minute, lol...

Didn't know much about Estoril, besides lives in WA, doesn't get much sun, engineer, loves M, drives M, getting a life sentence (married) shortly... Sooo, I happened to be at the dealership and that's where I decided what to get him... Had to order the jacket, finally arrived, and of course it's the wrong jacket... Enter, Lups , who came up with the genius idea of calling Seattle / Bellevue BMW and bam !! Seattle BMW had one left... Called them, convinced them to take my credit card over the phone, and Lups graciously volunteered to pick up the jacket... Not going to lie, I contemplated for a second to put the pickup name as "Whore Mouth", but the holiday spirit hit and didn't go through with it...

So now, I present to you, EstorilM Secret Santa gift... Sunless tanning lotion so he can get some color even in the Seattle gloom... And a jacket to keep the lotion off the interior in his car...

I can't take all the credit for this, as Lups made sure to make it happened before Christmas - because I didn't want to be that guy... Seriously though, thank you, although I am still mad at you because you made it seem like you lived down the street from Estoril... Then again, now people can see the wonders of what happens when a blind child wraps a gift... I mean the wonder of Lup's gift wrapping...

Happy Holidays, Evan to you and your fam...

Such an awesome gift, and quite the delivery. Lups drove about 3 hours round trip in the rain to make sure I got this one day early lol.

Thanks again for the generous gift! I have actually looked at this jacket multiple times at the dealership and in Munich when I was at the Welt!

Happy Holidays to you and your family as well!