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      09-18-2009, 09:02 AM   #20043
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it's from 40 year old virgin... when he calls the viagra tech line and the indian guy on the phone is trying to get his erection to go away God i fuckin love that movie!!
that movie is the best movie ever made in the history of man! i think craig and pat helped film it after the invention of dirt
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fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if the money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe
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fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if the money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe
owe we owe we owe...
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owe we owe we owe...
haha classic shit bro! yo you wanna change the oil in the car tommorrow while its in the air?
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haha classic shit bro! yo you wanna change the oil in the car tommorrow while its in the air?
yes i sure do

02 sensor will be cake... it's the longer DP and the sensor after the cat... so no digging and cutting ur hands up son
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haha classic shit bro! yo you wanna change the oil in the car tommorrow while its in the air?
u empty that oil bucket yet man? We need somewhere to put the old oil.. LOL
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      09-18-2009, 09:16 AM   #20053
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yes i sure do

02 sensor will be cake... it's the longer DP and the sensor after the cat... so no digging and cutting ur hands up son
my hands will be bleeding no matter what so it really dont matter lol. do you have enough oil or did we use it on your truck lol
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i love 40 year old virgins...

mmm im eating egg white n cheese on whole wheat everything yummm
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only on tuesdays
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      09-18-2009, 09:19 AM   #20056
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fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if the money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe
Smokin weed smokin whizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties, smokin blunts. Whos smokes blunts? We smoke blunts. Rollin blunts and smokin...
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my hands will be bleeding no matter what so it really dont matter lol. do you have enough oil or did we use it on your truck lol
i have enough oil.. i had some hidden in my house for this occasion lol

Hopefully if ur hands are bleeding and u lick the blood, it's ur blood this time. HAHA

"my knife cannot return to it's sheath until it has shed BLOOODDD!!"
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u empty that oil bucket yet man? We need somewhere to put the old oil.. LOL
of course, i told ya i was doing it on tuesday when i worked late
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i have enough oil.. i had some hidden in my house for this occasion lol

Hopefully if ur hands are bleeding and u lick the blood, it's ur blood this time. HAHA

"my knife cannot return to it's sheath until it has shed BLOOODDD!!"
thats fucked up bro, thinking of that still makes me want to puke up the portugese blood in my system, i swear forskin is beginning to form
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of course, i told ya i was doing it on tuesday when i worked late
and u actually did it??
u must be turning over a new leaf son... next thing u know ur gonna be nice to yogi.. lol
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thats why you my girl
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thats fucked up bro, thinking of that still makes me want to puke up the portugese blood in my system, i swear forskin is beginning to form
u wouldn't be that lucky to grow some fabulous foreskin
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and u actually did it??
u must be turning over a new leaf son... next thing u know ur gonna be nice to yogi.. lol
i really wish i had sound
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u wouldn't be that lucky to grow some fabulous foreskin
it was gross, it wasnt like it was just a little drop of blood, i slurped that shit off my hand
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