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      12-14-2015, 10:10 AM   #2025
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Things are beginning to make sense now.... and i'm a little bit scared. lol

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      12-14-2015, 10:19 AM   #2027
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Santa Claus use normal shipping carriers...
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      12-14-2015, 10:23 AM   #2029
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Santa Claus use normal shipping carriers...
it came highlighted like that too. haha
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I'm glad there isn't any hints on who sent it. This could be embarrassing
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I'm glad there isn't any hints on who sent it. This could be embarrassing
I've got a sneaking suspicion about this box.... not opening it until some people clear out of the office.

BTW, can i go pee?
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I've got a sneaking suspicion about this box.... not opening it until some people clear out of the office.

BTW, can i go pee?
Permission to pee granted. I still haven't managed to pull off what I'm planning.
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      12-14-2015, 10:42 AM   #2033
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According to the internets, my person should have received theirs last week.

I hope they like it too. I was leaning more towards the side of 'useful' rather than 'purple-suction-cup-dildo', but I don't want it to be boring either!

Also, idea... can we update the first post with the pics recipients post of their gifts so we can see them all in one place?
Worst idea ever. Lets let the pics to be buried in the history. Just fucking big ass no to the updating.
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      12-14-2015, 10:59 AM   #2034
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From my AWESOME "secret" Santa:

Best glasses ever (I secretly aspire to be redneck) and a scarf for that cold northeast weather. Would model, but I'm in the office...
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      12-14-2015, 11:03 AM   #2035
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Wow, how bout a NSFW tag on that there post. lol
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From my AWESOME "secret" Santa:

Best glasses ever (I secretly aspire to be redneck) and a scarf for that cold northeast weather. Would model, but I'm in the office...
It appears others who have participated in this have had the best interests of the members in heart too. I guess we still have to wait for one serious gift to show up since shoei doesn't count after he picked me to be the mail man.
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      12-14-2015, 11:17 AM   #2037
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Best glasses ever (I secretly aspire to be redneck) and a scarf for that cold northeast weather. Would model, but I'm in the office...
True to size?
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From my AWESOME "secret" Santa:

Best glasses ever (I secretly aspire to be redneck) and a scarf for that cold northeast weather. Would model, but I'm in the office...
True to size?
Each nipple being the size of my cheek is particularly realistic.
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      12-14-2015, 11:43 AM   #2039
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From my AWESOME "secret" Santa:

Best glasses ever (I secretly aspire to be redneck) and a scarf for that cold northeast weather. Would model, but I'm in the office...
True to size?
Each nipple being the size of my cheek is particularly realistic.
Looks like someone wanted those chesticles to stay warm on the cold Northeast nights
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      12-14-2015, 11:56 AM   #2040
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From my AWESOME "secret" Santa:

Best glasses ever (I secretly aspire to be redneck) and a scarf for that cold northeast weather. Would model, but I'm in the office...
It appears others who have participated in this have had the best interests of the members in heart too. I guess we still have to wait for one serious gift to show up since shoei doesn't count after he picked me to be the mail man.
Wwhhaaaaatt??!! I don't count??!!

Discrimination !!!!

And I didn't know we were opening gifts... Mine is still at home... Wrapped... Sitting under my Charlie Brown Xmas tree...
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There should be another receiver in the very near future.
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      12-14-2015, 02:09 PM   #2042
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My SS is a real anal packer.... lol






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My SS is a real anal packer.... lol






Looks pretty innocent to me.
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Fudge packing??
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Fudge packing??
You make this sound wrong. I'm sure the gift is completely appropriate.
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Fudge packing??
You make this sound wrong. I'm sure the gift is completely appropriate.
It looks like chocolate !!
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