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      01-18-2016, 02:44 PM   #21451
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It's Phil...have some humanity (ie. compassion) and refer to him by his name.
Dont even put the killing of innocent people into the same category as calling someone a country.
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      01-18-2016, 02:52 PM   #21452
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      01-18-2016, 03:17 PM   #21453
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Dont even put the killing of innocent people into the same category as calling someone a country.
You've got me confused with someone who gives a shit. Go play with someone who cares.
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      01-18-2016, 03:29 PM   #21454
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You've got me confused with someone who gives a shit. Go play with someone who cares.
Where did I state you gave a shit?
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Seibon is being a pain in the ass with getting me a CF hood that actually fucking fits.
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Seibon is being a pain in the ass with getting me a CF hood that actually fucking fits.
CF hood, that's so rice. (Please, don't hate me)
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      01-18-2016, 06:51 PM   #21460
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Is it weird I totally found a pregnant personal trainer today at the gym absolutely hot/fuckable?
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Saturday at the gym there were two milfs walking on the TM's to my right, they talked the whole time about their kids, husbands...

Why are the TV's on mute?
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You know why...
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CF hood, that's so rice. (Please, don't hate me)
It is rice, I'm hoping some college kid will love it and buy the car for more than it's worth.
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Is it weird I totally found a pregnant personal trainer today at the gym absolutely hot/fuckable?
You know why...
I really don't :
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I really don't :
It's been proven that they put out!!
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      01-18-2016, 07:13 PM   #21466
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I really don't :
It's been proven that they put out!!
On the contrary though-
It also shows they are fertile.

I'm terrified of children. It's typically my kryptonite!
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On the contrary though-
It also shows they are fertile.

I'm terrified of children. It's typically my kryptonite!
Nah...they are terrific!

When my daughter was a baby, my younger brother would take her out for a few hours while babysitting and typically come back with 4 or 5 phone numbers. The single women absolutely ate it up!!

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On the contrary though-
It also shows they are fertile.

I'm terrified of children. It's typically my kryptonite!
Nah...they are terrific!

When my daughter was a baby, my younger brother would take her out for a few hours while babysitting and typically come back with 4 or 5 phone numbers. The single women absolutely ate it up!!

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Not saying that my future wife isn't a wonderful human being (I'm sure your daughter is an absolute joy)

...but I'll stick to using my bulldog to pick up chicks for now.
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Is it weird I totally found a pregnant personal trainer today at the gym absolutely hot/fuckable?
You should watch this chick flick, Kerrie Russell is great in it. She was fucking her doctor when she was pregnant.

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      01-18-2016, 07:37 PM   #21470
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Not saying that my future wife isn't a wonderful human being (I'm sure your daughter is an absolute joy)

...but I'll stick to using my bulldog to pick up chicks for now.
...I think what you are saying - she's hot and pregnant, therefore I don't have to pull out because she can't get 'more' pregnant...?
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Not saying that my future wife isn't a wonderful human being (I'm sure your daughter is an absolute joy)

...but I'll stick to using my bulldog to pick up chicks for now.
...I think what you are saying - she's hot and pregnant, therefore I don't have to pull out because she can't get 'more' pregnant...?
That is as much sense as I could make of the situation.

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...but I'll stick to using my bulldog to pick up chicks for now.
Yes.
Everyone loves dogs. Everyone that counts, anyway!!
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