Some ppl are just so annoying....

raihansdg · 10-01-2011, 11:27 PM

So, I am driving back home after a wonderful dinner with friends on Saturday night. I am about to take exit 9 on I-270 and the two lane ramp is my favorite part to speed, I hold back a little because of the rain. Then suddenly, I see a car coming very fast on my side view mirror and I decided to speed up a little. Fine, by little I mean extra 40mph on top of my 40mph.

So at 80mph, the guy could not keep up. The 19" low profiles gave me excellent grip and traction, even in the rain.

Then at the red light finally when he catches up, he stops next to me, and its a Mercedes Benz E class coupe. The guy rolls down his window and call me a motherf...ing a$$hole. I lose my calm and started cursing him back pretty much the same things he was calling me. Then he calls me a "foreign a$$hole" and I came up with the lamest reply saying "your driving a foreign car a$$hole...."

But hello... whats the point why did he start cursing me? Is it beacuse I squished his balls in while I was cornering? I know, I could have handled it better by not cursing back at him, but I got so mad it wasnt even funny.

It was just weird, incident. Since he couldn't beat me in the turing and now he calls me names. Some ppl are just sore losers.

EngineCo52 · 10-01-2011, 11:37 PM

utfenix335i · 10-02-2011, 11:33 AM

He lost before he even started. Best not deal with people like those. And by people like those, I mean Benz drivers...

Laid Black 335i · 10-02-2011, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by utfenix335i

He lost before he even started. Best not deal with people like those. And by people like those, I mean Benz drivers...

Not true. I know a lot of cool Benz drivers.

kmarei · 10-02-2011, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by raihansdg

So, I am driving back home after a wonderful dinner with friends on Saturday night. I am about to take exit 9 on I-270 and the two lane ramp is my favorite part to speed, I hold back a little because of the rain. Then suddenly, I see a car coming very fast on my side view mirror and I decided to speed up a little. Fine, by little I mean extra 40mph on top of my 40mph.

So at 80mph, the guy could not keep up. The 19" low profiles gave me excellent grip and traction, even in the rain.

Then at the red light finally when he catches up, he stops next to me, and its a Mercedes Benz E class coupe. The guy rolls down his window and call me a motherf...ing a$$hole. I lose my calm and started cursing him back pretty much the same things he was calling me. Then he calls me a "foreign a$$hole" and I came up with the lamest reply saying "your driving a foreign car a$$hole...."

But hello... whats the point why did he start cursing me? Is it beacuse I squished his balls in while I was cornering? I know, I could have handled it better by not cursing back at him, but I got so mad it wasnt even funny.

It was just weird, incident. Since he couldn't beat me in the turing and now he calls me names. Some ppl are just sore losers.

I've always thought this whole "foreign" thing was a joke in this country
Unless you are a native American, you ARE foreign

Who's not foreign?

utfenix335i · 10-02-2011, 02:33 PM

I'm not foreign :-p I was born here. I'm pretty sure most of us aren't foreign because we were born in this country. If you want to look at heritage, then you are right. We are all foreigners. If you want to make this about evolutionary perspective, even the Native Americans are also foreigners since everyone basically originated from the cradle of life...

But let's not get scientific

.

MacR6 · 10-02-2011, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kmarei

I've always thought this whole "foreign" thing was a joke in this country
Unless you are a native American, you ARE foreign

Who's not foreign?

Especially in the DC area

bimmertt · 10-02-2011, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by raihansdg

So, I am driving back home after a wonderful dinner with friends on Saturday night. I am about to take exit 9 on I-270 and the two lane ramp is my favorite part to speed, I hold back a little because of the rain. Then suddenly, I see a car coming very fast on my side view mirror and I decided to speed up a little. Fine, by little I mean extra 40mph on top of my 40mph.

So at 80mph, the guy could not keep up. The 19" low profiles gave me excellent grip and traction, even in the rain.

Then at the red light finally when he catches up, he stops next to me, and its a Mercedes Benz E class coupe. The guy rolls down his window and call me a motherf...ing a$$hole. I lose my calm and started cursing him back pretty much the same things he was calling me. Then he calls me a "foreign a$$hole" and I came up with the lamest reply saying "your driving a foreign car a$$hole...."

But hello... whats the point why did he start cursing me? Is it beacuse I squished his balls in while I was cornering? I know, I could have handled it better by not cursing back at him, but I got so mad it wasnt even funny.

It was just weird, incident. Since he couldn't beat me in the turing and now he calls me names. Some ppl are just sore losers.

for some reason, people grow ginormous balls when they are in their car and they say stuff they normally wouldn't say on the street. I've had the same thing happen to me, just brush it off.

boom · 10-02-2011, 07:33 PM

I always think it's funny when someone completely loses their cool like that. Over what? Seriously. Hilarious. They're in their cars literally freaking out, madder than hell and I'm just sitting there. And I'm still faster. Lol.

miccilito · 10-02-2011, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by boom

I always think it's funny when someone completely loses their cool like that. Over what? Seriously. Hilarious. They're in their cars literally freaking out, madder than hell and I'm just sitting there. And I'm still faster. Lol.

^

tibra1 · 10-02-2011, 10:49 PM

Coolest story bro...especially love the way those 19s gave you the handling u needed FTMFKW!!!!:

flip4335 · 10-02-2011, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Laid Black 335i

Not true. I know a lot of cool Benz drivers.

Hey, I resemble that remark....only part-time, when mama isn't driving her E350 4Matic Sport Sedan (I made her upgrade if I have to drive it...)...yes, I am only partly cool...

You just shrank his nuts and made his weewee disappear, which equals to total humiliation because he thought that his car imparted some manliness on him and that he projected on it because he lacked the self-assurance to be a social and sociable driver...obviously, this idiot is probably used to getting his way and likes to bully other drivers with his car...sorry to rant...had to get it off my chest...

I like to hammer idiots like him, too...LOL and boy, do I EVER enjoy the hell out of doing it...

Oh yeah, I admit to being a foreigner...cuz "I'm hotblooded...check it and see...got a fever of a hundred and three..." hahaha

utfenix335i · 10-03-2011, 06:49 AM

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I was waiting on someone making this reference.

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Originally Posted by flip4335

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laid Black 335i

Not true. I know a lot of cool Benz drivers.

Hey, I resemble that remark....only part-time, when mama isn't driving her E350 4Matic Sport Sedan (I made her upgrade if I have to drive it...)...yes, I am only partly cool...

You just shrank his nuts and made his weewee disappear, which equals to total humiliation because he thought that his car imparted some manliness on him and that he projected on it because he lacked the self-assurance to be a social and sociable driver...obviously, this idiot is probably used to getting his way and likes to bully other drivers with his car...sorry to rant...had to get it off my chest...

I like to hammer idiots like him, too...LOL and boy, do I EVER enjoy the hell out of doing it...

Oh yeah, I admit to being a foreigner...cuz "I'm hotblooded...check it and see...got a fever of a hundred and three..." hahaha

raihansdg · 10-03-2011, 11:03 AM

Thanks guys, its just that I wasnt expecting that kind of behavior...

PiZauL · 10-03-2011, 11:22 AM

He was prob mad jealous on the size increase of the penis when one buys a BMW. Unfortunatley for benz drivers, their penis inverts slightly and shapes into a vagina. Hence why he lost his cool.

bimmertt · 10-03-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PiZauL

He was prob mad jealous on the size increase of the penis when one buys a BMW. Unfortunatley for benz drivers, their penis inverts slightly and shapes into a vagina. Hence why he lost his cool.

utfenix335i · 10-03-2011, 02:50 PM

+1
LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiZauL

He was prob mad jealous on the size increase of the penis when one buys a BMW. Unfortunatley for benz drivers, their penis inverts slightly and shapes into a vagina. Hence why he lost his cool.

flip4335 · 10-03-2011, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PiZauL

He was prob mad jealous on the size increase of the penis when one buys a BMW. Unfortunatley for benz drivers, their penis inverts slightly and shapes into a vagina. Hence why he lost his cool.

No, no, you got it wrong...while the Benz driver drives, his penis enlarges to gargantuan proportions...until a BMW driver shuts him down...then...the penis shrivels into pencil width looking for a place to hide, so it bends down between the legs and upwards/inward, finding the anal cavity in the rear and immediately jamming itself in, resulting in ginormous pain as the nuts get squeezed to either side of the thighs and cramps from a shivering, quivering humiliating BMW smackdown!

cole92 · 10-03-2011, 04:51 PM

I would have just said, owned you mad bro?

utfenix335i · 10-03-2011, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by flip4335

No, no, you got it wrong...while the Benz driver drives, his penis enlarges to gargantuan proportions...until a BMW driver shuts him down...then...the penis shrivels into pencil width looking for a place to hide, so it bends down between the legs and upwards/inward, finding the anal cavity in the rear and immediately jamming itself in, resulting in ginormous pain as the nuts get squeezed to either side of the thighs and cramps from a shivering, quivering humiliating BMW smackdown!

Sounds like you are speaking from experience since you admitted to driving your wife's benz

...

flip4335 · 10-03-2011, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by utfenix335i

Sounds like you are speaking from experience since you admitted to driving your wife's benz

...

Hahaha...I have been the slammer, not the slammee...

I don't get mad at other drivers because I am very comfortable with myself, no matter the vehicle. Zen training and evasive driving courses (crash & bang) have enabled me to be a veritable stealth ninja driver, when I want to be...(J/K)

Besides, BMW trumps all...LOL

jtr2kwl · 12-14-2011, 12:14 PM

I hate to revive an old thread, but I came across this and had a similar experience driving to work the other day.

I live in bethesda, and drive south on wisconsin avenue to work. The other morning, I was between bethesda and friendship heights, trying to pass a truck in the middle lane. Of course, there is plenty of space, except for the cars going the same speed as the truck, and on either side...effectively blocking the road. I hop into the fast lane, hoping he would at least be pulling ahead of the truck, but thats not the case. I give a tap of the horn, simply a "hey, I'm just trying to pass this guy" honk of the horn, nothing more. I finally get around the guy.

As I'm passing the guy, he's leaning all the way over to his passenger side window giving me the finger. I mayyyyy have mouthed back to him " excuse me sir, learn how to drive"

Anyways, he pulls up to me at the light, rolls down his window, and flips out at me. Said im "nothing but a fu$&ing loud mouth b17ch," asks me if i want to pull over and settle this right now. I told him i didn't have time for that because i was on the way to work, and said if he really wants to settle it, the best way would probably be to race. He then starts yelling at me again, and threatens me with a few things, and then says that he is going to follow me. I actually said "please do, if you think you can keep up," and rolled up the window.

What is wrong with people? the left lane is a passing lane! You make your pass and pull over...and if someone is going faster than you in the left lane, move over for them! I mean, am I crazy?

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raihansdg Private First Class 17 Rep 155 Posts Drives: BMW M5 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (2)	Some ppl are just so annoying.... So, I am driving back home after a wonderful dinner with friends on Saturday night. I am about to take exit 9 on I-270 and the two lane ramp is my favorite part to speed, I hold back a little because of the rain. Then suddenly, I see a car coming very fast on my side view mirror and I decided to speed up a little. Fine, by little I mean extra 40mph on top of my 40mph. So at 80mph, the guy could not keep up. The 19" low profiles gave me excellent grip and traction, even in the rain. Then at the red light finally when he catches up, he stops next to me, and its a Mercedes Benz E class coupe. The guy rolls down his window and call me a motherf...ing a$$hole. I lose my calm and started cursing him back pretty much the same things he was calling me. Then he calls me a "foreign a$$hole" and I came up with the lamest reply saying "your driving a foreign car a$$hole...." But hello... whats the point why did he start cursing me? Is it beacuse I squished his balls in while I was cornering? I know, I could have handled it better by not cursing back at him, but I got so mad it wasnt even funny. It was just weird, incident. Since he couldn't beat me in the turing and now he calls me names. Some ppl are just sore losers.
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utfenix335i Colonel 140 Rep 1,999 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i; 2015 X5 50i Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Rockville, MD iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW 335i [10.00]	He lost before he even started. Best not deal with people like those. And by people like those, I mean Benz drivers... __________________ Join Bimmer Alliance.... https://www.facebook.com/groups/511846452162411/ Become a BMW CCA member & reference my member# 451032
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utfenix335i Colonel 140 Rep 1,999 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i; 2015 X5 50i Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Rockville, MD iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW 335i [10.00]	I'm not foreign :-p I was born here. I'm pretty sure most of us aren't foreign because we were born in this country. If you want to look at heritage, then you are right. We are all foreigners. If you want to make this about evolutionary perspective, even the Native Americans are also foreigners since everyone basically originated from the cradle of life... But let's not get scientific .
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boom My X5d tows my spec miata to the track. 77 Rep 1,254 Posts Drives: 2010 X5 35d Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	I always think it's funny when someone completely loses their cool like that. Over what? Seriously. Hilarious. They're in their cars literally freaking out, madder than hell and I'm just sitting there. And I'm still faster. Lol.
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tibra1 Banned 132 Rep 6,773 Posts Drives: 2011 ZCP M3 - 2007 335i crashd Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NYC iTrader: (4)	Coolest story bro...especially love the way those 19s gave you the handling u needed FTMFKW!!!!:
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raihansdg Private First Class 17 Rep 155 Posts Drives: BMW M5 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (2)	Thanks guys, its just that I wasnt expecting that kind of behavior...
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PiZauL I6 + TT = FTW 125 Rep 867 Posts Drives: E90 M3, GT350, Tesla M3P Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD iTrader: (2)	He was prob mad jealous on the size increase of the penis when one buys a BMW. Unfortunatley for benz drivers, their penis inverts slightly and shapes into a vagina. Hence why he lost his cool.
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jtr2kwl Enlisted Member 7 Rep 42 Posts Drives: M3 ZCP & CIGARETTE 20 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: CT iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [0.00] 2007 BMW 328xi [0.00]	I hate to revive an old thread, but I came across this and had a similar experience driving to work the other day. I live in bethesda, and drive south on wisconsin avenue to work. The other morning, I was between bethesda and friendship heights, trying to pass a truck in the middle lane. Of course, there is plenty of space, except for the cars going the same speed as the truck, and on either side...effectively blocking the road. I hop into the fast lane, hoping he would at least be pulling ahead of the truck, but thats not the case. I give a tap of the horn, simply a "hey, I'm just trying to pass this guy" honk of the horn, nothing more. I finally get around the guy. As I'm passing the guy, he's leaning all the way over to his passenger side window giving me the finger. I mayyyyy have mouthed back to him " excuse me sir, learn how to drive" Anyways, he pulls up to me at the light, rolls down his window, and flips out at me. Said im "nothing but a fu$&ing loud mouth b17ch," asks me if i want to pull over and settle this right now. I told him i didn't have time for that because i was on the way to work, and said if he really wants to settle it, the best way would probably be to race. He then starts yelling at me again, and threatens me with a few things, and then says that he is going to follow me. I actually said "please do, if you think you can keep up," and rolled up the window. What is wrong with people? the left lane is a passing lane! You make your pass and pull over...and if someone is going faster than you in the left lane, move over for them! I mean, am I crazy?
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