kill stories?

lemonpark · 01-22-2015, 10:06 AM

is it "allowed" on this forum?

if not pls delete

BEE35i · 01-22-2015, 05:02 PM

I once killed a baby sparrow. I am not proud of it.

_ink · 01-22-2015, 05:26 PM

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I once killed a baby sparrow. I am not proud of it.

When I was a young lad, I killed ants with a magnifying glass... Still haunts me to this day.

fo55il · 01-22-2015, 05:57 PM

i got accused of killing the deputy

but

i shot the sherrif but i didnt shoot the deppu u u ty yaa yaaa

Needbmwpartzz · 01-22-2015, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fo55il

i got accused of killing the deputy

but

i shot the sherrif but i didnt shoot the deppu u u ty yaa yaaa

good one.
I have killed countless insects....they thought they could win against the bmw....pffff!
"move Bitch....get outha way..get outha way bitch....get outha way....."

Hope I'm aloud to say"Bitch"on here,if not please delete and have mercy upon me dominus.

MJ80. · 01-22-2015, 07:12 PM

Would like to hear some tho, srs.

HecticX5 · 01-22-2015, 07:30 PM

Was at a set of lights the in land of yalla when a Kebab Mobile started to rev the shit out of his truck...That moment i knew it was on, so i floored me 335 and lost. Moral of the story is get yourself an AMG. You'll never lose.

HULKNASTY · 01-22-2015, 07:31 PM

Raced a Prius the other day. Epic battle

Socket · 01-22-2015, 11:54 PM

Im 100% organic so have not killed anything (including bugs)
I swerve to miss insects, is kind to the environment and saves bug guts on ur grill
You just need leet, ninja reflexes like the Socket

lemonpark · 01-23-2015, 12:55 AM

I wax my car so bugs can slide off it, my contribution to society

. but yeah I'd want to hear stories or videos if anyone has any (srs)

Scotty89 · 01-23-2015, 01:05 AM

I almost raced a marked police car by accident.

Luckily I had such bad reflexes that I realized my error in judgment before I did anything stupid.

Socket · 01-23-2015, 01:33 AM

lemonpark · 01-23-2015, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Scotty89

I almost raced a marked police car by accident.

Luckily I had such bad reflexes that I realized my error in judgment before I did anything stupid.

ages ago, my friend accidentally "raced" a cop that was off duty LOL

Asps91 · 01-23-2015, 08:07 AM

What is this thread lol

fo55il · 01-23-2015, 09:00 AM

We killed the thread..

Badum tshhhhhh

Mayuri Krab · 01-23-2015, 11:56 AM

I zig zaged through traffic driving to work today, going about 20k faster than the majority... does that count?

lemonpark · 01-23-2015, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Asps91

What is this thread lol

i was hoping for it to be something like this, but with more Aussies cars or something lel

http://www.n54tech.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=13

haha but all good, glad people had some fun with the replies

sbce90 · 01-23-2015, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by HULKNASTY

Raced a Prius the other day. Epic battle

e36mmm · 01-24-2015, 04:37 AM

As long as no one kills my vibe im happy.

Socket · 01-24-2015, 08:09 AM

TrAcK TRaP · 01-24-2015, 12:17 PM

you all criminals

01-22-2015, 10:06 AM	#1
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01-22-2015, 05:02 PM	#2
BEE35i Second Lieutenant 41 Rep 259 Posts Drives: 2011 335i Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Australia iTrader: (0)	I once killed a baby sparrow. I am not proud of it.
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01-22-2015, 05:57 PM	#4
fo55il Banned 57 Rep 912 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Melbourne Australia iTrader: (0)	i got accused of killing the deputy but i shot the sherrif but i didnt shoot the deppu u u ty yaa yaaa
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01-22-2015, 07:12 PM	#6
MJ80. Major 204 Rep 1,103 Posts Drives: E92 335i DCT Individual Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Gold Coast, Australia. iTrader: (0)	Would like to hear some tho, srs.
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01-22-2015, 07:30 PM	#7
HecticX5 FULLY! 10 Rep 334 Posts Drives: CLA 45 AMG Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Sydney, Australia iTrader: (0)	Was at a set of lights the in land of yalla when a Kebab Mobile started to rev the shit out of his truck...That moment i knew it was on, so i floored me 335 and lost. Moral of the story is get yourself an AMG. You'll never lose.
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01-22-2015, 07:31 PM	#8
HULKNASTY It's slow 8 Rep 64 Posts Drives: 2011 328i msport coupe Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Nw florida iTrader: (0)	Raced a Prius the other day. Epic battle __________________ CYBA SCOOPS \| K&N FILTER \| CHARCOAL DELETE \| L.E.D. INTERIOR\| BLACK KIDNEYS \| REV INTAKE HOSE \| JUST GETTING STARTED!
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01-22-2015, 11:54 PM	#9
Socket Lieutenant General 4775 Rep 11,971 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Australia iTrader: (4) Garage List 2008 BMW E92 [0.00]	Im 100% organic so have not killed anything (including bugs) I swerve to miss insects, is kind to the environment and saves bug guts on ur grill You just need leet, ninja reflexes like the Socket Attached Images
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01-23-2015, 12:55 AM	#10
lemonpark Captain 61 Rep 610 Posts Drives: '08 335i E92 Join Date: May 2014 Location: Melbourne iTrader: (0)	I wax my car so bugs can slide off it, my contribution to society . but yeah I'd want to hear stories or videos if anyone has any (srs)
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01-23-2015, 01:05 AM	#11
Scotty89 Buy a 335 they said... It'll be fun they said... 120 Rep 995 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 BMW 335i [10.00]	I almost raced a marked police car by accident. Luckily I had such bad reflexes that I realized my error in judgment before I did anything stupid.
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01-23-2015, 01:33 AM	#12
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01-23-2015, 08:07 AM	#14
Asps91 First Lieutenant 43 Rep 364 Posts Drives: Bmw 335i Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Sydney iTrader: (0)	What is this thread lol
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01-23-2015, 09:00 AM	#15
fo55il Banned 57 Rep 912 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Melbourne Australia iTrader: (0)	We killed the thread.. Badum tshhhhhh
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01-23-2015, 11:56 AM	#16
Mayuri Krab The Cheap Arse Asian 48 Rep 585 Posts Drives: E90 335i & R33 Skyline GTS-T Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Perth, Australia iTrader: (0)	I zig zaged through traffic driving to work today, going about 20k faster than the majority... does that count? __________________ 07 BMW E90 335i \|JB4 + MHD Backend Flash (Pump) \|AR Catless DPs\|ER CP + Forge DVs\|BMS DCIs + OCC\|RB PCV valve + cap\| 93 R33 Skyline GTS-T \|SAFC-II piggyback\|3" Turbo Back Exhaust + Highflow Cat\|FMIC\|Boost Tee\|Apexi POD\| Shitty Chinese spec tires = sideways action everywhere
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01-24-2015, 04:37 AM	#19
e36mmm Major 193 Rep 1,179 Posts Drives: 335i M Sport Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Australia iTrader: (0)	As long as no one kills my vibe im happy.
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01-24-2015, 08:09 AM	#20
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01-24-2015, 12:17 PM	#21
TrAcK TRaP bOrN To DiE 416 Rep 1,736 Posts Drives: 2011 E92 M3 ZCP Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: South Jersey iTrader: (0)	you all criminals
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