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      03-08-2015, 11:12 PM   #1
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In my fortune cookie tonight...

"A man's most valuable possession is a sympathetic wife."

That went over like a lead balloon. Especially considering today is International Women's Day.
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You know the standard is to add "...in bed" to the end of all fortunes, right? That makes it even better.


On a related note, the most horrible (but funny) one I ever got was "A wise man appreciates the simplicity of a child".
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You know the standard is to add "...in bed" to the end of all fortunes, right? That makes it even better.


On a related note, the most horrible (but funny) one I ever got was "A wise man appreciates the simplicity of a child".
Whoa. The "in bed" part won't work with that one.
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You know the standard is to add "...in bed" to the end of all fortunes, right? That makes it even better.


On a related note, the most horrible (but funny) one I ever got was "A wise man appreciates the simplicity of a child".
Whoa. The "in bed" part won't work with that one.
Exactly. My coworkers and I were laughing our butts off on that one.
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