Vishnu, any updates on DP map?

E90ice · 02-04-2008, 01:21 PM

Any updates?

ETA on the map?

I think a lot of people are waiting for this, especially now that Riss Racing is shipping 100 DPs in the next few days.

!Xoible · 02-04-2008, 01:24 PM

V2 took a year to deliver, RR DP's took like 3 years for the group buy to get sorted out... dont expect it before like 8 years or so

O-cha · 02-04-2008, 01:26 PM

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109160

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Originally Posted by O-cha

Whats wrong you weren't satisfied with a 390hp teaser dyno and then not another word on it since?

Lol.

jpsimon · 02-04-2008, 01:28 PM

I'm sure it will be here soon. Vishnu has been quite for a couple weeks now, the map is probably being beta tested... my god this forum has the most impatient people on the planet

O-cha · 02-04-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsimon

I'm sure it will be here soon. Vishnu has been quite for a couple weeks now, the map is probably being beta tested... my god this forum has the most impatient people on the planet

People are not impatient. They just don't like being told of some amazing thing and then having the teller disapear off the map.

jpsimon · 02-04-2008, 01:31 PM

I don't see a problem, it'll come when it comes. Complaining that a map isn't here isn't going to speed up the process.

!Xoible · 02-04-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsimon

I don't see a problem, it'll come when it comes. Complaining that a map isn't here isn't going to speed up the process.

orly?

e90AW335i · 02-04-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by O-cha

People are not impatient. They just don't like being told of some amazing thing and then having the teller disapear off the map.

+1. I don't see what the problem with people asking is. Shiv provided a dyno with this map and DP's so obviously it exists.

He had time to go and custom tune someone else's car, but he doesn't have time to finish developing a map for the other 99.9% of his customers that will have some type of DP....

jpsimon · 02-04-2008, 01:33 PM

Again, it could very well be in beta tester hands right now. Then its just a waiting game for a bit to see if anything goes wrong.. yadda yadda yadda... it'll show up soon. People are hilariously impatient

e90AW335i · 02-04-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsimon

Again, it could every well be in beta tester hands. Then its just a waiting game for a bit to see if anything goes wrong.. yadda yadda yadda... it'll show up soon. People are hilariously impatient

Not that theres anything wrong with that....

(seinfield)

E90ice · 02-04-2008, 01:36 PM

I am not impatient, but i'm about to pull the trigger on the DP's in the next 2-3 weeks and would like to see some feedback/results before I do.

jpsimon · 02-04-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by e90AW335i

Not that theres anything wrong with that....

(seinfield)

but you 'yadda yaddaed' over the best part!
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no... i mentioned the lobster bisque....

E90ice · 02-04-2008, 01:38 PM

Damn it! Now I want a cookie!

e90AW335i · 02-04-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsimon

but you 'yadda yaddaed' over the best part!
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no... i mentioned the lobster bisque....

Last off topic....

jpsimon are you wearing a BRO right now.....

jpsimon · 02-04-2008, 01:39 PM

i'm working from home. no need for the bro

CanadianTSi · 02-04-2008, 01:47 PM

There busy playing with the Evo X

Dustin Bramell · 02-04-2008, 01:49 PM

You guys crack me up sometimes. I think the common perception is that development takes a few hours. Like it is the same as custom tuning a car, or installing a PROcede. The reality of it is, every map update, every software update takes weeks and weeks (sometimes months) of development before it is ready for the market. And when we get rushed to release it, bugs can occur, and then guess what, we are the bad guys again. It is the definition of a catch 22. I don't think we have disappeared off the map by any means, in fact driving down to LA over the weekend to meet up with customers would suggest otherwise. We have said it time and time again, forum involvement is not always an indicator of market development, results however, are. Please give us the time we need.

Thanks,
Dustin-

O-cha · 02-04-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dustin@Vishnu

It is the definition of a catch 22.

Does the definition of catch22 apply if the people in the situation are the ones who created half of the catch22 in the first place? I don't know I'm asking.

E90ice · 02-04-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dustin@Vishnu

You guys crack me up sometimes. I think the common perception is that development takes a few hours. Like it is the same as custom tuning a car, or installing a PROcede. The reality of it is, every map update, every software update takes weeks and weeks (sometimes months) of development before it is ready for the market. And when we get rushed to release it, bugs can occur, and then guess what, we are the bad guys again. It is the definition of a catch 22. I don't think we have disappeared off the map by any means, in fact driving down to LA over the weekend to meet up with customers would suggest otherwise. We have said it time and time again, forum involvement is not always an indicator of market development, results however, are. Please give us the time we need.

Thanks,
Dustin-

OK.

Lane · 02-04-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsimon

I don't see a problem, it'll come when it comes. Complaining that a map isn't here isn't going to speed up the process.

That's a healthy attitude. Blood pressure drops the minute when you are ok with getting a tuning product after selling your car.

lawdude · 02-04-2008, 02:32 PM

Prior to the time that Terry was booted for the first time, Shiv was posting left and right. Then Terry was banned and Shiv's informative postings slowed to a trickle.

When Terry was reinstated, Shiv's postings ramped up again. Hallelujah

Unfortunately Terry couldn't put a trap on his yapper and was banned again. Guess what happened to information from Vishnu? Yep, dead again.

I say Free Terry and bring a little life back to the boards.

Dustin Bramell · 02-04-2008, 02:44 PM

Wait, I am confused...I thought everyone wanted technical product. If it is only technical discussion ya'll are after, than that is another story.

Although, we might need to start charging for it, as I am sure product sales with drop, if we are no longer producing a product. Lawdude, give me a call, and I will talk all technical to you, for only 3.95 a minute.

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Dustin Bramell Lieutenant 44 Rep 428 Posts Drives: e90 335i, 125cc Trackmagic Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (1)	You guys crack me up sometimes. I think the common perception is that development takes a few hours. Like it is the same as custom tuning a car, or installing a PROcede. The reality of it is, every map update, every software update takes weeks and weeks (sometimes months) of development before it is ready for the market. And when we get rushed to release it, bugs can occur, and then guess what, we are the bad guys again. It is the definition of a catch 22. I don't think we have disappeared off the map by any means, in fact driving down to LA over the weekend to meet up with customers would suggest otherwise. We have said it time and time again, forum involvement is not always an indicator of market development, results however, are. Please give us the time we need. Thanks, Dustin-
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