[dds007]

Disclaimer: following post is intended for fun and not to disrespect or offend anyone. If you are easily offended, please do not continue.


So after trolling for a really long time on the different forums here, I came up with this summary just for fun.

1 series drivers - most likely women or teenage kids. Either way the car was bought for them.

2 series drivers - can't really drive, have you seen the countless threads about "just got into an accident?"

M2 - ...forum seems to be full of people "who love to drive"...why not just get the m3 or m4...cost difference will most likely just be about 10k?

3 series drivers - newbies, most likely new to the brand.

4 series drivers - have style.

M3/m4 drivers - people who get the car because they can or they are really looking for something they can mod.

5 series - graduated from the 3, might think they have something to prove?

6 series - bachelor life?

M5/m6 - filthy rich and pretentious. Most likely will turn their noses up at anything less than 100k.

7 series - also filthy rich...and old

X1 - probably new to BMW and can't quite justify the high price tags of the other series.

X3/x4 - practicality over all. Have cash but don't care about the flash.

X5/x6 - soccer mom or starting a family and makes money.

Z -drivers - have no sense of practicality and just wanted a "cool little convertible" but couldn't afford the Porsche options or Mercedes SL.


Feel free to add, again just for fun :P.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by dds007

Disclaimer: following post is intended for fun and not to disrespect or offend anyone. If you are easily offended, please do not continue.


So after trolling for a really long time on the different forums here, I came up with this summary just for fun.

1 series drivers - most likely women or teenage kids. Either way the car was bought for them.

2 series drivers - can't really drive, have you seen the countless threads about "just got into an accident?"

M2 - ...forum seems to be full of people "who love to drive"...why not just get the m3 or m4...cost difference will most likely just be about 10k?

3 series drivers - newbies, most likely new to the brand.

4 series drivers - have style.

M3/m4 drivers - people who get the car because they can or they are really looking for something they can mod.

5 series - graduated from the 3, might think they have something to prove?

6 series - bachelor life?

M5/m6 - filthy rich and pretentious. Most likely will turn their noses up at anything less than 100k.

7 series - also filthy rich...and old

X1 - probably new to BMW and can't quite justify the high price tags of the other series.

X3/x4 - practicality over all.

X5/x6 - soccer mom or starting a family and makes money.



Feel free to add, again just for fun :P.

Lol! Pretty funny and accurate stuff here. I will make one adjustment...M5/M6 Not necessarily filthy rich AND love to mod. At least I do, anyway!

[IEDEI]

FIXED!


1 series - people into enjoyment of driving...and women who care about cosmetics

2 series - people who are trying to get into driving...but cannot.

3 series - leased. don't give a crap about cars.

4 series - don't give a crap about cars, but want to look like they do.

5 series - leased. don't give a crap about cars, but need to look wealthy.

6 series - actually have money and like nice cars..but don't care about driving..

7 series - rich, old, and a bit angry

X1 - women, small families, hated SUVs but sold their soul for at least a decent one.

X3/X4 - don't care about driving. care about a dirty dog.

X5/X6: - don't care about life, driving, or enjoyment.

M cars (ALL) - Look down at non-M cars, douchey but confident. Love driving.

[lesnica]

Your pretty much spot on, I drive a 3 series and im new to the brand .

[dsad1]

7 series should just say "Gary".

[Delta0311]

Originally Posted by djsaad1

7 series should just say "Gary".

HAHAHAHAHA
You beat me to it.

[MightyMouseTech]

I drive a 1er. Not even flipping close.

[Delta0311]

This is what the line up shall look like going forward

[MalibuBimmer]

Apparently I have a split personality.

[ahero4eternity]

Just bought (not leased) a 335i and it's my first Bimmer. Coming from the Japanese world. I've only had it a month. Mod-bug has bit me hard: MPPK, MPE, BMS Stage 1, rear diffuser and spoiler. Looking at the aFe intake next, front splitter, side blades, wheels (SSR SP3 or SP4), and drop (thinking air or Ohlins).

[schobyb]

What? No mention of the Z cars? No love.

[Delta0311]

Z - For those who are too cool for a Miata and not quite ready to come out of the closet yet.

[Yeineken]

Almost spot on. The future of the 1er concerns me since they are getting affordable for teens first cars.

[davis449]

DDS07 sucks at this game. IEDEI and Delta0311 nailed it.

[Move Over]

Originally Posted by Delta0311

Z - For those who are too cool for a Miata and not quite ready to come out of the closet yet.

LOL. I chuckled.

[Iron Man]

Originally Posted by davis449

DDS07 sucks at this game. IEDEI and Delta0311 nailed it.

+1. I hang out on the 1er forum and I would say there are virtually zero women and teenagers that post there.

[PopsnBurbles]

What can I say? 1ers are chick magnets...

[marlonbarksdale]

pretty accurate

[dds007]

Z -drivers - have no sense of practicality and just wanted a "cool little convertible" but couldn't afford the Porsche options or Mercedes SL.

[dds007]

Looks like the 1ers are trying to overcompensate for something?

[wdb]

Z drivers - genius zillionaire he-men who know a classic when they see it. :-|>

[NickyC]

Z4M for life!!!

It's the last of the REAL BMWs and not your bloated, techno filled crap of today!! BRING THE HATE