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      08-18-2015, 09:47 PM   #1
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photoshop request - Jared + orange pants

It's only a matter of time before they come out, but I want to beat some people to the punch

Can someone take a picture of Jared holding up his large pants and make the pants prison orange?

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[he plead guilty to child pr0n charges today]

thanks...
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Bend over Jared.
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It's really tragic..
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He will have tits tatoo on his back and will be someone prison bitch.

They said he is worth $15M from the the Subway deal and really he thought this was a good idea and would not get caught. All I read about in my local paper is all the people with kiddy porn on their computer they caught in my area in police stings. The police are catching the idiots like Jared, but not the real pedophiles.
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he's lucky he's ugly... his prison death might not include rape.
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Wow this is going from bad to worse...

http://www.wthr.com/story/29826562/s...graphy-charges
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He will have tits tatoo on his back and will be someone prison bitch.

They said he is worth $15M from the the Subway deal and really he thought this was a good idea and would not get caught. All I read about in my local paper is all the people with kiddy porn on their computer they caught in my area in police stings. The police are catching the idiots like Jared, but not the real pedophiles.
USA Today reporting it was more than just child porn...
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Makes me sick, however, I will still eat at Subway.
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In all seriousness.. I do realize how f'd up this is and it's tragic and ultimately horrific.

At the same time, however, I feel sorry for him and others like him, because - they do what they do because it genuinely turns them on. I don't think it's a choice, like everything else, that's how they are. And it doesn't seem to be "curable" or "treatable." That doesn't absolve him of his actions, but try to imagine yourself in his shoes, if you can...
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In all seriousness.. I do realize how f'd up this is and it's tragic and ultimately horrific.

At the same time, however, I feel sorry for him and others like him, because - they do what they do because it genuinely turns them on. I don't think it's a choice, like everything else, that's how they are. And it doesn't seem to be "curable" or "treatable." That doesn't absolve him of his actions, but try to imagine yourself in his shoes, if you can...
I see you're point. Their brain's chemistry is abnormal, just like people who prefer the same gender (it is not the norm). However, their actions produce a victim or victims. People who perform these deviant acts know that they are hurting someone else and therefore must be punished.
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I'd make him actually eat subway for breakfast lunch and dinner, now theres a punishment!!!! He'll wish he'd gotten the chair.
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USA Today reporting it was more than just child porn...
Just pleaded guilty for paying money to have sex with minors.

I knew he always said "Eat Fresh" but Jesus Christ....sick fuck.

Wonder what kinda plea deal he got.

EDIT: Nevermind, deal gets him 5-12.5 years.
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I knew he always said "Eat Fresh" but Jesus Christ....sick fuck.
That's funny but totally fucked up.
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Oh wow, I didn't know he was married. She just filed for divorce.
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That's funny but totally fucked up.
I know, one of those "I'm going to hell for this" type of comments....couldn't pass it up though.
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I know, one of those "I'm going to hell for this" type of comments....couldn't pass it up though.
See you there, my mind was working the same way, I just never e-said it out loud
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Wow this is going from bad to worse...

http://www.wthr.com/story/29826562/s...graphy-charges
Guess the diet didn't go that well.. Look at pic 1, he has some serious man titties going on.
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So was it really subway that helped him lose all that weight or chasing after children?
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So was it really subway that helped him lose all that weight or chasing after children?
Probably the kids.. They got a lot of energy and can run from you for a long time but eventually he catches them all.
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Wow this is going from bad to worse...

http://www.wthr.com/story/29826562/s...graphy-charges
If you look at the photo's of the raid on his house they had dogs there. They must have been looking for other things as well why else have dogs there.
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What was the tip-off, i cannot seem to dig it up but someone tipped off the cops.
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If you look at the photo's of the raid on his house they had dogs there. They must have been looking for other things as well why else have dogs there.
only 5 law enforcement working dogs that I'm aware of:

1. security
2. bomb detecting
3. cadaver detecting
4. drug detecting
5. tracking (of live humans)


in any case, it's not an indication of anything, YET. My guess is FBI usually bring one of these dogs on similar situations just to be thorough. My guess is, it's dog #3.
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