What do you do for a living?

NY10 · 09-07-2015, 11:27 PM

What is your job and what are your job hours, M-F only or weekends too. The typical 9-5 or earlier and later?

Xtabi · 09-07-2015, 11:31 PM

I sap dispensers and rocket jump off heads!

All day everyday!

bimmette · 09-07-2015, 11:45 PM

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

1MOREMOD · 09-07-2015, 11:48 PM

Tell me anyways

Nkc · 09-08-2015, 12:33 AM

I'm a disposable lighter repairman. Appointments only.

On the side, I whore out goats. A lot of my customers are on this forum. Not gonna call out names but one is an Asian girl that does interviews.

1MOREMOD · 09-08-2015, 12:45 AM

I like goats, this isn't off to a very good start.

ASBSECU E93 · 09-08-2015, 12:50 AM

I take pictures of feet and donkeys...

iminhell1 · 09-08-2015, 01:15 AM

I mop floors.
If I find a quarter on the floor, it's a good day.

oneup335 · 09-08-2015, 01:27 AM

Inspired pornstar in the making.

iminhell1 · 09-08-2015, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by oneup335

Inspired pornstar in the making.

The ones who make it are self-loathing and lack inspiration.
I've seen a few move on.

Nkc · 09-08-2015, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I like goats, this isn't off to a very good start.

That's why you're my platinum member 1MOREGOAT.

bimmette · 09-08-2015, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I like goats, this isn't off to a very good start.

That's why you're my platinum member 1MOREGOAT.

Stop pulling an Ashley Madison! Your clients are supposed to be confidential

Mr.SugarSkulls · 09-08-2015, 02:35 AM

This thread was a total fail from the get go

American Dave · 09-08-2015, 02:50 AM

Kangaroo Farmer

bimmette · 09-08-2015, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by American Dave

Kangaroo Farmer

How much for an extra small Joey shipped to Canada?

Lups · 09-08-2015, 03:02 AM

I don't have a job.

dj_dub · 09-08-2015, 03:08 AM

I currently don't have a job, but hey...my M3 is lookin pimp though!

Lups · 09-08-2015, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by dj_dub

I currently don't have a job, but hey...my M3 is lookin pimp though!

Shut it. I want the title as the lazy bastard of the forum here.

Nkc · 09-08-2015, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Shut it. I want the title as the lazy bastard of the forum here.

Bitch get in line.

G4BR13L · 09-08-2015, 03:14 AM

I milk horses during the night and sell frozen yoghurt in a "chiringuito" during office hours.

But in all seriousness I work as a software engineer for the Belgian government as a contractor/freelancer. I also work as a part-time car mechanic (my true passion). And I am currently following a 3 year training in car body repair and also a 2-year training in upholstery.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 09-08-2015, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lups

Shut it. I want the title as the lazy bastard of the forum here.

Bitch get in line.

Considering in my real profession I sleep all day long- you guys have a longggggg way to catch up to me.

dj_dub · 09-08-2015, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Shut it. I want the title as the lazy bastard of the forum here.

Haha! ...I got laid off last month and would rather be working right now, so you can have it my friend.

09-07-2015, 11:27 PM	#1
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iminhell1 C2H5OH 4051 Rep 2,150 Posts Drives: 2010 SG 135i auto Join Date: May 2015 Location: Darwin, MN iTrader: (1)	I mop floors. If I find a quarter on the floor, it's a good day.
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G4BR13L Major 528 Rep 1,104 Posts Drives: BMW M4 Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Hasselt (Belgium) iTrader: (0)	I milk horses during the night and sell frozen yoghurt in a "chiringuito" during office hours. But in all seriousness I work as a software engineer for the Belgian government as a contractor/freelancer. I also work as a part-time car mechanic (my true passion). And I am currently following a 3 year training in car body repair and also a 2-year training in upholstery. Last edited by G4BR13L; 09-08-2015 at 03:19 AM..
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