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      09-15-2016, 06:58 PM   #1
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Hilarious Online Reviews

There is nothing better than reading an online review where you can truly feel the anger of the person writing it. I am writing one about my last apartment complex right now, will share when finished. Anyone find any hilarious negative online reviews recently?
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Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-Shirt. The OG hilarious review.

https://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Thre.../dp/B002HJ377A
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55 Gallon Drum of Lube....
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes.../dp/B005MR3IVO
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Man that felt great.
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      09-15-2016, 09:31 PM   #6
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I was expecting more. That sounded more like a nice guy that was disappointed than anger. At least sprinkle some WTFs, CAPS and exclamation points around there.

Edit: and use "SHIT" instead of feces!
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My last review got deleted so I had to make sure the content was accurate lol.
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The customer reviews on this are amazing. Some of the better writing I have seen in a while.
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      09-15-2016, 10:08 PM   #9
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I am rolling...these reviews are priceless...keep them coming.
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The pix in the Three Wolf Moon reviews are awesome.
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https://www.amazon.com/Glow-N-Dark-P.../dp/B001D26Q16

Direct link to review. - https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-r...wasThisHelpful
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OMG, stop it! That's some of the funniest shit Ive ever read...
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Haha unexpectedly good read.
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I clicked on the one with the drum of lube and this was in the recommended items. Just the item itself is hilarious but a couple of the reviews are also gold:

https://www.amazon.com/JustinCostume...WB348Q3S7G8SCP
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Funniest reviews I've ever read on the net...

Veet Hair Removal Cream For Men:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Ha...ews/B000KKNQBK
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How about this $7000 power cable?

https://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-NR...st+power+cable
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That was great!
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Priceless, laughing my pants off
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Tuscon Whole Milk;

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-...&keywords=milk

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Here are some funny luxury watch reviews:

https://www.amazon.com/Zenith-Tourbi...efy+tourbillon

https://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-052...ct_top?ie=UTF8

https://www.amazon.com/Mens-Rolex-Ya...0Y2XPKF3BM7ZQ5
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