The stupidest things we did to get laid....

Naz24 · 09-22-2016, 04:36 PM

Per popular request from the thread "The stupidest things we did for love..."

I need to come back and fill in my own story...

Questofthetune · 09-22-2016, 04:50 PM

Popped the clutch on my new to me V8 camaro. I was not a good driver and lost the rear. She was not impressed with how I ate the neighbors lawn.

jtodd_fl · 09-22-2016, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Questofthetune

Popped the clutch on my new to me V8 camaro. I was not a good driver and lost the rear. She was not impressed with how I ate the neighbors lawn.

Was this leaving a C&C?

Mr Tonka · 09-22-2016, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Was this leaving a C&C?

Odds are good.

MKSixer · 09-22-2016, 05:07 PM

And he knows that he drives a Mustang.

jtodd_fl · 09-22-2016, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Questofthetune

Popped the clutch on my new to me V8 camaro. I was not a good driver and lost the rear. She was not impressed with how I ate the neighbors lawn.

As a follow-up to my first question, assuming this was early in the relationship, was that the only thing you popped with this particular girl?

///M Power-Belgium · 09-22-2016, 06:06 PM

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In other words...This thread can become interesting !

Aatish · 09-22-2016, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Questofthetune

Popped the clutch on my new to me V8 camaro. I was not a good driver and lost the rear. She was not impressed with how I ate the neighbors lawn.

You should've popped her clutch first...

EALm4 · 09-22-2016, 06:13 PM

Ate her ass

Mike. · 09-22-2016, 06:33 PM

hahahaha

F30lolz · 09-22-2016, 07:12 PM

Earned my red wings near the Palisades Mall -,-

Teufel_Hunden · 09-22-2016, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Earned my red wings near the Palisades Mall -,-

yum

DF · 09-22-2016, 10:34 PM

Drove to vegas from la on New Year's Day

Aatish · 09-22-2016, 11:50 PM

Stuff and things.

1MOREMOD · 09-22-2016, 11:51 PM

I don't do stupid things to get laid. Made a chick push my broken down car on first date then hit it.

Questofthetune · 09-22-2016, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Was this leaving a C&C?

No was talking about how I bad I wanted a V8 and now I finally had one. Then proceeded to almost wreck. Leaving her house.

Questofthetune · 09-22-2016, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

As a follow-up to my first question, assuming this was early in the relationship, was that the only thing you popped with this particular girl?

I think pity mixed with hatred for her front neighbor and his lawn got me laid despite the hiccup.

Aatish · 09-22-2016, 11:55 PM

Lups · 09-23-2016, 03:55 AM

Odds are not in my favor to win this but since I'm bored, I'll play.

In my defense, I want to say girls truly imagine men as complicated creatures until we learn the hard way. Which I did.

I was dating this man, about six years my senior when I was about 17. He was completely freaked out because of our age difference (and no, no laws against us) and I spent months trying to get into his pants. I was awesome! Tall, pretty, athletic and his mother hated my guts, what more can a man want?!

So at some point I decided to give up. Clearly he wasn't in to me (in so many ways!) even after we spent all our time together. Finally I decided we were just going to be friends who kissed and did other stuff and decided to move on.

His mother and my grandmother were friends (both of them horrible bitches btw) so I saw it fit to kill the relationship and his bitch of a mother with one stone. I told my grandma in the strictest confidence that he was gay, and I was just his beard. I told her never to tell anyone, so she saw it fit to announce it to all their friends in half an hour.

Every story needs a happy ending and I got mine! I really recommend angry sex to everyone.

Anyway, the reputation stuck with him for a long time with the garden party people and his mother still hates me more than words can say. I still can't regret it much.

kprocivic · 09-23-2016, 04:02 AM

Dropped my pants on the dancefloor. Mr schlongdong was out. A random helped me pull my pants back up, the rest was history.

Dang3r · 09-23-2016, 04:32 AM

Was into deepest winter time and we drove into the wilderness to get not disturbed. To heat up from inside a little drink was taken and what I didnt note: She was so exited, that she hadnt eaten enough before and so the alcohol droves her nearly instantly nuts. To keep it short:
Strike1: She tried to give head to the shifter...
Strike2: As she was trying to move over the center console to my seat and if I hadnt prevent that, she had surely plopped-on the shifter...
The rest is history

Nkc · 09-23-2016, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Was into deepest winter time and we drove into the wilderness to get not disturbed. To heat up from inside a little drink was taken and what I didnt note: She was so exited, that she hadnt eaten enough before and so the alcohol droves her nearly instantly nuts. To keep it short:
Strike1: She tried to give head to the shifter...
Strike2: As she was trying to move over the center console to my seat and if I hadnt prevent that, she had surely plopped-on the shifter...
The rest is history

Buddy... Can you really compete with a shifter knob?

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