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1MOREMOD & Axius for President w/MKSixer as Chief of Stuff & C5Driver for Security
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09-28-2016, 08:11 AM | #1 |
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1MOREMOD & Axius for President w/MKSixer as Chief of Stuff & C5Driver for Security
WE HAVE HAD IT.
After the debacle of Monday night we decided to do something about the horrible state of politics in this country. You've seen in Axius signature... 1MOREMOD & AXIUS FO PREZ MKSIXER CHIEF OF STUFF BELIEVERS OF BACON, BEER, GUNZ, ASS, N' TITTIES It's about to get real in OT First off, I'm proud to announce C5driver as our head of security to keep the major party candidates from messing with our stuff. Everyone complains about stuff but no one offers any real solutions. HERE IS YOUR CHANCE. We invite you to ask the candidates and staff anything about their plans for 'Murica AND make suggestions to "Make 'Murica More 'Mazing" Show your love for our country and join 1MOREMOD Axius , C5driver and myself in becoming a part of the solution. AMERICA!!
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09-28-2016, 08:49 AM | #2 |
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One would assume this would be the presidential protection vehicle?
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09-28-2016, 09:03 AM | #3 |
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This sentence tells the naked truth: Real in OT is impossible.
Curious to see ya next steps for regency
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09-28-2016, 09:07 AM | #4 |
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09-28-2016, 09:57 AM | #6 |
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I didn't think C5 was around any more.
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09-28-2016, 10:35 AM | #8 |
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He isn't but has been sworn in and agreed to uphold the 10 pimp commandments and shoot what we tell him. As far as the presidential ride there will be many so a superpac will need to be started. I would prefer something in green with a gun turret.
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09-28-2016, 10:39 AM | #10 |
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Yes, we have let C5 know of his new responsibilities, which he gladly accepted.
As one of my first motions for the nation, there will be no more working on Monday and every Friday grocery stores are required (by law) to serve patrons at least (1) beer and (2) strips of thick cut bacon. |
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09-28-2016, 11:00 AM | #17 | |
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On another note i will begin talks with mexico next week and Canada the following. If terms can't be met a full scale invasion will be put into place. We need to expand our kingdom and it's the best way to close our borders, own what's on the other side. |
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09-28-2016, 11:00 AM | #18 |
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Yea, once people found out he was a guy his "appreciate" decreased by 99% and it was a devastating blow to his ego. (S)he now posts as someone else rebuilding the ladyboi empire.
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