Has your 335d ever gotten you laid?

GreekboyD · 10-18-2016, 06:41 PM

Not sure what to think guys. Ran into a guy the other day at the shopping mall. He had a 335d with neon lights under the car. I sort of laughed and he said:

"Bro, don't laugh. Those lights got me laid!"

So I guess, here we are.

GottaBeKD · 10-18-2016, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GreekboyD

Not sure what to think guys. Ran into a guy the other day at the shopping mall. He had a 335d with neon lights under the car. I sort of laughed and he said:

"Bro, don't laugh. Those lights got me laid!"

So I guess, here we are.

Why don't you start us off since your car is stock so we can get a benchmark.

HeatherM35d · 10-18-2016, 06:49 PM

I can't even count how many specimens have felt the 'd'.. Of course I never was good at counting

dixy2k · 10-18-2016, 08:33 PM

No. My wife hates bimmers.

335duff · 10-18-2016, 09:38 PM

I bet it gets my mechanic laid given how much it breaks lmao

Thecastle · 10-19-2016, 07:39 AM

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I bet it gets my mechanic laid given how much it breaks lmao

Hell my mechanic had the car for 2 months trying to fix an Ses, daily driving it.

I discovered this week when I took my wife's car to the mini dealer which is connected to the BMW dealer here. My wife's female service advisor is dating my BMW mechanic. Service advisor asks how my car was and told me, they sure enjoyed it and miss the car.

I guess maybe it got my mechanic laid one way or another.

rohitsja · 10-19-2016, 07:54 AM

Nope, didn't need a car to get me laid.

In fact, all the girls I seem to run into don't really care about cars at all - a few of them went on to say, Oh you drive a BMW !! I hope your are not one of those idiotic drivers that I cuss on my way to work every morning

WreckerX5d · 10-19-2016, 11:06 AM

No, my car is a dick magnet.

remlemasi · 10-19-2016, 11:49 AM

Mods: request thread title change.

"Has your D ever gotten you laid?"

powellrm · 10-19-2016, 01:18 PM

I'll say this. I bought my D back in early August. Between August and right now, here's the timeline my girlfriend progressed through:

1) loves her prius
2) wants to drive my car all the time
3) wants a newer, faster car-but with fuel economy
4) has moral dilemma/cognitive dissonance about saving the environment and ditching the prius
5) realizing that the EPA and CARB are both mostly full of shit
5) last week she sold her prius and drove home a 328D
6) we now have two black BMWs (335D and 328D) in our driveway.

I'll leave it there. But it does drive her crazy when I call her car "baby D" haha.

Andrew@FixMyVW · 10-19-2016, 02:10 PM

BB_cuda · 10-19-2016, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by powellrm

I'll say this. I bought my D back in early August. Between August and right now, here's the timeline my girlfriend progressed through:

1) loves her prius
2) wants to drive my car all the time
3) wants a newer, faster car-but with fuel economy
4) has moral dilemma/cognitive dissonance about saving the environment and ditching the prius
5) realizing that the EPA and CARB are both mostly full of shit
5) last week she sold her prius and drove home a 328D
6) we now have two black BMWs (335D and 328D) in our driveway.

I'll leave it there. But it does drive her crazy when I call her car "baby D" haha.

A certain guy here works on C15s as in 15 L diesels. In a realitive sense, our 3.0L diesels are small too. This buds for you, diesel mechanic JB.

32valves · 10-20-2016, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wrecker335d

No, my car is a dick magnet.

X2

plus police magnet...

GottaBeKD · 10-21-2016, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 32valves

X2

plus police magnet...

Wait till you get the red scoops. Just ask PR about it

32valves · 10-21-2016, 10:05 AM

lol

larrysing · 10-21-2016, 10:24 AM

General statement: Girls who give it up because of your car are not usually very smart.

Don't marry one.*

* There are exceptions. but very few.

10-18-2016, 06:41 PM	#1
GreekboyD Brigadier General 416 Rep 3,051 Posts Drives: 2009 BMW 335d Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada iTrader: (0) Garage List 2009 BMW 335d [8.00]	Has your 335d ever gotten you laid? Not sure what to think guys. Ran into a guy the other day at the shopping mall. He had a 335d with neon lights under the car. I sort of laughed and he said: "Bro, don't laugh. Those lights got me laid!" So I guess, here we are.
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HeatherM35d Second Lieutenant 99 Rep 244 Posts Drives: X5d and 335d Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: upstate NY iTrader: (0)	I can't even count how many specimens have felt the 'd'.. Of course I never was good at counting
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dixy2k Major 89 Rep 1,151 Posts Drives: 335d Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	No. My wife hates bimmers.
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335duff Private First Class 25 Rep 114 Posts Drives: 2011 335d E90 Join Date: May 2015 Location: United States iTrader: (0)	I bet it gets my mechanic laid given how much it breaks lmao
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rohitsja MUHAAHAA 246 Rep 611 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 xDrive40i/ 09 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: NC iTrader: (2)	Nope, didn't need a car to get me laid. In fact, all the girls I seem to run into don't really care about cars at all - a few of them went on to say, Oh you drive a BMW !! I hope your are not one of those idiotic drivers that I cuss on my way to work every morning
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powellrm Private 22 Rep 74 Posts Drives: 2011 335D/2010 Golf TDI (RIP) Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: North Carolina iTrader: (0)	I'll say this. I bought my D back in early August. Between August and right now, here's the timeline my girlfriend progressed through: 1) loves her prius 2) wants to drive my car all the time 3) wants a newer, faster car-but with fuel economy 4) has moral dilemma/cognitive dissonance about saving the environment and ditching the prius 5) realizing that the EPA and CARB are both mostly full of shit 5) last week she sold her prius and drove home a 328D 6) we now have two black BMWs (335D and 328D) in our driveway. I'll leave it there. But it does drive her crazy when I call her car "baby D" haha.
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