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      12-24-2016, 04:19 PM   #1
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Holy shit, it's finally over!

Christmas day I still have to live through, but all cooking and the eve hassle is done. Santa came, went, kids sang to him and my dogs didn't eat him.

Tomorrow we shall feast on leftovers and since everyone keeps saying merry Christmas, I really wanted to be to first one to say merry after Christmas time!

This thread needs lightening up, so ill add some great Christmas music to finish this off. It's like jingle bells, a classic.

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Just another Saturday here. We're pretty low key at Christmas.
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Merry Christmas, Lups!!

I'm glad it all worked out! I just saw a movie with my brother and now have to keep my word to my daughter since she made the Dean's list this semester: I promised her that I would let her drive the i8.

She's a good kid and a great driver since The Stig taught her.

So let me ask you: How much alcohol did it take to survive? I need this info as I am about to embark on the same journey! Help an ///M driver out!!!
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Just another Saturday here. We're pretty low key at Christmas.
You do not have kids, or yours are trained better than mine. Merry C, you guys emphasis the 25th right?
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Merry Christmas, Lups!!

I'm glad it all worked out! I just saw a movie with my brother and now have to keep my word to my daughter since she made the Dean's list this semester: I promised her that I would let her drive the i8.

She's a good kid and a great driver since The Stig taught her.

So let me ask you: How much alcohol did it take to survive? I need this info as I am about to embark on the same journey! Help an ///M driver out!!!
Oh god, you're so lucky. Last year at this day I took my kids to a spin and taught them how to drive more in Peter. This year I got the santa saying I'm a bad mom if I don't buy a car soon (our santa was my former neighbor, a dad of a family friend who is a cop who busted me for mild speeding and donuts two weeks before moving to the states).

I remembered today, that I had bought zero presents, but since I didn't do my usual 20 courses dinner (11 was enough) I got it sorted. So what if I was low on ideas? In December it is common in finland to get swimming goggles and the things you put in your feet. The high demand for those items at this time got them for me for 80% off too, so clearly I was on the mark!

They got skees, sledges, snowboards, ringing lessons and 27% of a horse. So many toys and books such as "Hitler's years". My dog never left the santas lap.

As for alcohol, I got none. Then. Now I'm working through a few nice presents!



How are you dealing with this all?

(btw, I am not making fun of Christians, I'm making fun of us making this so damn bad for parents)
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You do not have kids, or yours are trained better than mine. Merry C, you guys emphasis the 25th right?


Oh god, you're so lucky. Last year at this day I took my kids to a spin and taught them how to drive more in Peter. This year I got the santa saying I'm a bad mom if I don't buy a car soon (our santa was my former neighbor, a dad of a family friend who is a cop who busted me for mild speeding and donuts two weeks before moving to the states).

I remembered today, that I had bought zero presents, but since I didn't do my usual 20 courses dinner (11 was enough) I got it sorted. So what if I was low on ideas? In December it is common in finland to get swimming goggles and the things you put in your feet. The high demand for those items at this time got them for me for 80% off too, so clearly I was on the mark!

They got skees, sledges, snowboards, ringing lessons and 27% of a horse. So many toys and books such as "Hitler's years". My dog never left the santas lap.

As for alcohol, I got none. Then. Now I'm working through a few nice presents!



How are you dealing with this all?

(btw, I am not making fun of Christians, I'm making fun of us making this so damn bad for parents)
Hiding out at the movies then hiding out at Starbucks!! (The movie serves alcohol!!)
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You do not have kids, or yours are trained better than mine. Merry C, you guys emphasis the 25th right?
No kids. Lotsa cats. They preclude Christmas decorations, so aside from one or two changes, the house looks as it always does. Wifey and I don't exchange gifts and we have no family in the area, so it's pretty much just a quiet day off with nowhere to go. Every once in a blue moon we travel, but we're always sorry for it later. Best just to stay home. We are having a nice dinner, so that's something.
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No kids. Lotsa cats. They preclude Christmas decorations, so aside from one or two changes, the house looks as it always does. Wifey and I don't exchange gifts and we have no family in the area, so it's pretty much just a quiet day off with nowhere to go. Every once in a blue moon we travel, but we're always sorry for it later. Best just to stay home. We are having a nice dinner, so that's something.
Haha, you sir win!

I seriously hate all holidays. Quiet family time is cool, adding four million tiny bits that hurts when you step on them is not.

I had the grandparent trained when we lived here the last time, but this year they went nuts. Nuts.

My day went from"I have to get the kids a present each since I have to" to "fuck my life this shit is not going to stay in my home!" In five seconds.

I took a few traditional dishes I made to my great aunt only to realize she was allergic to all of the ingredients and that her spouse had died a few months prior, and there is no way to escape the crying festival at c.. Especially since nobody had told me about it. Like... Any ideas how to go from this opening line: "merry c, I made the usual favorites of your husband and yours for you since im back!" And then get told the old man died, and you're still holding the fucking trays?

All in all, I did not do so well.
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No kids. Lotsa cats. They preclude Christmas decorations, so aside from one or two changes, the house looks as it always does. Wifey and I don't exchange gifts and we have no family in the area, so it's pretty much just a quiet day off with nowhere to go. Every once in a blue moon we travel, but we're always sorry for it later. Best just to stay home. We are having a nice dinner, so that's something.
Haha, you sir win!

I seriously hate all holidays. Quiet family time is cool, adding four million tiny bits that hurts when you step on them is not.

I had the grandparent trained when we lived here the last time, but this year they went nuts. Nuts.

My day went from"I have to get the kids a present each since I have to" to "fuck my life this shit is not going to stay in my home!" In five seconds.

I took a few traditional dishes I made to my great aunt only to realize she was allergic to all of the ingredients and that her spouse had died a few months prior, and there is no way to escape the crying festival at c.. Especially since nobody had told me about it. Like... Any ideas how to go from this opening line: "merry c, I made the usual favorites of your husband and yours for you since im back!" And then get told the old man died, and you're still holding the fucking trays?

All in all, I did not do so well.
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And then after all that you double post.

I don't mind a quiet Christmas. No worries about airports or storms or traffic and best of all, no family lunacy to deal with.
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Christmas and NYE are regular days for me. Just good reasons to come spend time with family and old friends. Also to get shitty drunk and act a fool.
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Merry Christmas Lups.....and everyone else too.....even you communist tyrant fucks

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Merry Christmas, Lups!!

I'm glad it all worked out! I just saw a movie with my brother and now have to keep my word to my daughter since she made the Dean's list this semester: I promised her that I would let her drive the i8.

She's a good kid and a great driver since The Stig taught her.

So let me ask you: How much alcohol did it take to survive? I need this info as I am about to embark on the same journey! Help an ///M driver out!!!
Were you in Rutherfordton NC?!?! I saw a i8 here about an hour ago near my parents house.

Just for context - i8 in this county is like a LaFerrari anywhere else
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Christmas day I still have to live through, but all cooking and the eve hassle is done. Santa came, went, kids sang to him and my dogs didn't eat him.

Tomorrow we shall feast on leftovers and since everyone keeps saying merry Christmas, I really wanted to be to first one to say merry after Christmas time!

This thread needs lightening up, so ill add some great Christmas music to finish this off. It's like jingle bells, a classic.

That language sounds awful, like the Aflac duck cussing.
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And then after all that you double post.

I don't mind a quiet Christmas. No worries about airports or storms or traffic and best of all, no family lunacy to deal with.
My pocket did that, I'm innocent! I might have to at some point learn how to shut this damn screen off.

Yeah, my family sure brings an extra flavor to Christmas. It's a horror show in a normal day, but since there are zero members i talk to without a a court order (well, almost), it's really so much more relaxing!

Your life sounds perfect Six. When I grow up, I'm gonna be you.
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Aw ax, have a few kids and all this bliss will be forever over.

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Merry Christmas Lups.....and everyone else too.....even you communist tyrant fucks

To you too, I spent the evening reading a nice book about Hitler so I could make sure I can answer all the questions that will come when our mildly curious kid reads it. I'm only mildly worried that instead of the snowboard which nobody bothered to unwrap, that book was the present that was fought over.

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Yup, there is no denying this. Merry c you constant light of my life!
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I would have reached out to you had I come that way!!!

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