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      12-27-2016, 01:08 PM   #1
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BMW the ultimate troll

After buying a few M cars; I got so excited to see this fancy invitation arrive in my mailbox before just in time for Christmas.

I spent heart wrenching moments in believing it was an invitation to a complementary driving school session...or something !

Thanks BMW
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      12-27-2016, 01:15 PM   #2
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That is hilariously cruel.
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yea I saw those and it def looks like something SUPER awesome is going to be inside there
a lot went into the presentation thats for sure
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Thats just mean......wonder how frequently that will result in a loss of a sale....

"F- BMW.....I'm buying a P car"
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At least we got a blue tooth speaker as a thank you gift from Acura for buying my wife's RDX. The gift was about a year or two after purchase.
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Haha funny and sad at the same time.
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I got a crappy Christmas card :
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After buying a few M cars; I got so excited to see this fancy invitation arrive in my mailbox before just in time for Christmas.

I spend heart wrenching moments in believing it was an invitation to a complementary driving school session...or something !

Thanks BMW
I feel you. And it's nice to know i likely haven't missed much ever since i started just throwing them out without looking at them.
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Thats just mean......wonder how frequently that will result in a loss of a sale....

"F- BMW.....I'm buying a P car"
$115k for a nicely loaded 911 Carrera S that has basically the same performance as an M4 made me say:

"F Porsche...I'm buying an M car"
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$115k for a nicely loaded 911 Carrera S that has basically the same performance as an M4 made me say:

"F Porsche...I'm buying an M car"
LOL Porsche.. nickel and diming clients since options became an option.
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$115k for a nicely loaded 911 Carrera S that has basically the same performance as an M4 made me say:

"F Porsche...I'm buying an M car"
Its not a question of value.....its the tease/trolling of the mail from BMW

Its just a mean tease
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OP received BMWs financial speculation ...
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LOL Porsche.. nickel and diming clients since options became an option.
Haha yep, MB is the same way.
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Haha yep, MB is the same way.
I've noticed that even BMW is that way, just not as bad as it used to be. I built a 340i before getting my F80, and was surprised at how expensive you could actually get that car to be, for even standard creature comforts.
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LOL Porsche.. nickel and diming clients since options became an option.
+1

Last time i wanted to buy one, it was gonna be close to $25k in options , couldn't get 5-8% off msrp and then the sales guy kept correcting me on how to pronounce "Porshah".
That's when i decided i didn't want deal with them assholes.
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Last time i wanted to buy one, it was gonna be close to $25k in options , couldn't get 5-8% off msrp and then the sales guy kept correcting me on how to pronounce "Porshah".
That's when i decided i didn't want deal with them assholes.
LOL, I can imagine that. Which is why I'll be opting for one of the track oriented variants in the future, versus a pedestrian model. No need for the extra bullshit.
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LOL, I can imagine that. Which is why I'll be opting for one of the track oriented variants in the future, versus a pedestrian model. No need for the extra bullshit.
Well the gt3's msrp is $169k, the gt3 rs over $200k.

My favorite the 911R is at least $189k, some have been trying to sell it for ove $700k.
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LOL, I can imagine that. Which is why I'll be opting for one of the track oriented variants in the future, versus a pedestrian model. No need for the extra bullshit.
Well the gt3's msrp is $169k, the gt3 rs over $200k.

My favorite the 911R is at least $189k, some have been trying to sell it for ove $700k.
Yeah. Still the best of the last decade or so, for sure though.
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All I got was an email from Classic BMW........
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All I got was an email from Classic BMW........
At least you got an email....
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Better than a recall notice.
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