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      04-23-2008, 11:51 PM   #1
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From other car forums...

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
- Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
- Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- Why do I keep getting pulled over! It ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics).

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210 MPH.

Miata forums
- Some redneck in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics).

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

BMW 3-series forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics).

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

Vette Forums
- Why did I pay $70k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start.

SRTforums
- I killed this modded Cobra today. Will upload video some time soon.

Supra Forums
- Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
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      04-23-2008, 11:56 PM   #2
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holy shit they're all fucking hilarious

supra one is so fucking funny
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      04-23-2008, 11:58 PM   #3
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That was the funniest thing I've read all day! Awesome.
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      04-24-2008, 12:04 AM   #5
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Hahaha
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      04-24-2008, 12:07 AM   #6
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hahaha That's great!
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      04-24-2008, 12:07 AM   #7
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These dont seem real haha. . . . more like someone just making up things that someone on one of those forums would be likely to say based off of stereotypes. But they're funny.

Or are they real quotes? Who ever thought these up is clever hahah
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      04-24-2008, 12:12 AM   #8
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omfg some of the best shit I've seen on this forum in a long, looong time! :
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These dont seem real haha. . . . more like someone just making up things that someone on one of those forums would be likely to say based off of stereotypes. But they're funny.

Or are they real quotes? Who ever thought these up is clever hahah
Deff made up.
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      04-24-2008, 12:21 AM   #10
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      04-24-2008, 12:24 AM   #11
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Deff made up.
yea, for sure. . . figured that after the camero one haha.
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Here's a quote from a Camaro forum.

"Nice day... lots of Camaros outside!
This is from last Sunday I just had to post the pics, a bunch of our friends showed up at my buddies house all at once... So we took a few pics of it... It was so nice out we had to work on the cars outside! Mine is the silver one with prostars/manta hood... Enjoy!"

Response: "Nothing more like a redneck get together than a bunch of Camaros parked on the front lawn."
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      04-24-2008, 01:09 AM   #14
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Is that Carbon Fiber Dash Kit Group Buy still on? lol.
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Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Miata forums
- Some redneck in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?


Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.
(can you say suspect to the highest lvl?)

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? (CLASSIC)

McLaren F1 forum
- Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be? (damn i love the soccer mom stereotype)

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas. (typical)

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Good Stuff!!!
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funny chit
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I thought it was amusing.





When I first read it, like 5 years ago.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Boost_Nation View Post
These dont seem real haha. . . . more like someone just making up things that someone on one of those forums would be likely to say based off of stereotypes. But they're funny.

Or are they real quotes? Who ever thought these up is clever hahah
Definitely not real.

Sorry, none of those were funny to me at all.
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Of course they're not real. I can't believe anyone would even wonder if they were real.
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That made my lunch break!
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Hahaha good post


Fiat "hello am i the only member here" LOL
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