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12-17-2017, 10:20 AM | #1 |
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12-17-2017, 10:25 AM | #2 | |
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Nicky, i do appreciate your enthusiasm for American cuisine, but for an European that means she is a bit nuts. Even for those food hating brits that's nuts.
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12-17-2017, 11:35 AM | #4 |
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12-17-2017, 11:54 AM | #5 | |
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That's a bit harsh, don't ya think? No way is that a result of one mom eaten.
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12-17-2017, 12:00 PM | #6 |
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When i saw her picture i cringed and realized it all made sense.
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12-17-2017, 12:11 PM | #7 |
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Looks like she has plenty of room for a tattoo *under* her chin
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12-17-2017, 01:43 PM | #8 |
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I didn't bother reading it, because as soon as I opened it 50 ads popped up. F the Mirror and their shitty website.
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12-17-2017, 06:30 PM | #9 |
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12-18-2017, 08:27 AM | #11 |
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You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before.
Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life.
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12-18-2017, 09:03 AM | #12 |
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Do I also then become Super Mario? Would be awesome to throw fireballs, fly around in a racoon suit, jump super high, get super large after eating mushrooms then admire my new super large penis.
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12-18-2017, 09:29 AM | #13 |
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You need to kill and eat someone stronger than you, otherwise it's just wasted calories.
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“How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.”
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12-18-2017, 09:55 AM | #16 |
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Looks like shes had other cravings as well.
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12-18-2017, 02:37 PM | #19 |
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