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      12-17-2017, 10:20 AM   #1
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Is this lady single?

I think I'm in

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Nicky, i do appreciate your enthusiasm for American cuisine, but for an European that means she is a bit nuts. Even for those food hating brits that's nuts.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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She looks like she already are mum
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      12-17-2017, 11:35 AM   #4
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She looks like she already are mum
That's a bit harsh, don't ya think? No way is that a result of one mom eaten.
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      12-17-2017, 12:00 PM   #6
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When i saw her picture i cringed and realized it all made sense.
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      12-17-2017, 12:11 PM   #7
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Looks like she has plenty of room for a tattoo *under* her chin
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I didn't bother reading it, because as soon as I opened it 50 ads popped up. F the Mirror and their shitty website.
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You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before.


Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life.
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You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before.


Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life.
Do I also then become Super Mario? Would be awesome to throw fireballs, fly around in a racoon suit, jump super high, get super large after eating mushrooms then admire my new super large penis.
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Do I also then become Super Mario? Would be awesome to throw fireballs, fly around in a racoon suit, jump super high, get super large after eating mushrooms then admire my new super large penis.
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You guys act like you've never fucked a crazy before.


Plus, everyone knows if you eat another person in any form you gain +1 life.
So I need to up my canibal lifestyle?
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Do I also then become Super Mario? Would be awesome to throw fireballs, fly around in a racoon suit, jump super high, get super large after eating mushrooms then admire my new super large penis.
No, you need to smoke PCP for that.

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So I need to up my canibal lifestyle?
You need to kill and eat someone stronger than you, otherwise it's just wasted calories.
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Looks like shes had other cravings as well.

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      12-18-2017, 10:19 AM   #17
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That's a bit harsh, don't ya think? No way is that a result of one mom eaten.
Mother in law also?
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Mother in law also?
Someone married that?
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      12-18-2017, 02:37 PM   #19
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      12-18-2017, 03:23 PM   #20
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Wait... is this weird?

Asking for a friend.
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