13-Year-Old Steals Mom's BMW For a Joyride

overcoil · 10-15-2018, 05:53 PM

I used to love taking out the car late at night, roll it down the driveway engine off and then wash it at 6:00am to hide the mischief.

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/1...ic-129377.html

dzvero · 10-15-2018, 08:34 PM

Who? · 10-15-2018, 09:28 PM

e90 is hardly brand new

tuco44 · 10-15-2018, 09:58 PM

Another non-news item, meh.

MJBO · 10-16-2018, 01:03 AM

The 13 year old looks to be a better driver than the mother. Phone and ciggy in hand with the underhanded hold on the wheel, just wow.

CTinline-six · 10-16-2018, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Who?

e90 is hardly brand new

+1 FAKE NEWS.

I never did anything like that as a kid, because I would've been dead. Parents are too soft these days.

IanMan · 10-16-2018, 09:22 AM

"pull Over Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!"

StatenEye · 10-16-2018, 09:23 AM

I used to sneak girls in my first floor bedroom window to beat, I wasn't going through all this hassle for some tail.

Delta0311 · 10-18-2018, 12:14 PM

Now that is how you handle shit!!! None of this time out BS, just a good ol fashion ass whooping.

BSM n54iS · 10-18-2018, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Good thing she was in Texas and not here

1) Major ticket for talking on the cellphone while driving

2) Going to jail for assault and bodily harm

3) Losing custody of the child

4) Perhaps losing custody of the girl as well, for exposing her to a traumatic experience

I don't think she swung hard enough

Never_Enough · 10-18-2018, 12:41 PM

Good

Naz24 · 10-18-2018, 01:12 PM

Spanks him with an $800 Hermes belt. Freaking Classic

shay2nak · 10-18-2018, 04:51 PM

This shit is classic. We need more of these entitled, arrogant millennials to get their ass whooped with a belt.

I even went to elementary school in Houston, where if you f*cked up, your ass got paddled. lol That was in the 80s before progressives f*cked everything.

RichM50d · 10-18-2018, 06:35 PM

Brand new BMW? How old is that video?

BayE30 · 10-18-2018, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RichM50d

Brand new BMW? How old is that video?

new to her maybe.

F30lolz · 10-18-2018, 07:06 PM

Was the belt harmed? I’m afraid to watch the video because of this.

E92 M Sport · 10-18-2018, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shay2nak

This shit is classic. We need more of these entitled, arrogant millennials to get their ass whooped with a belt.

I even went to elementary school in Houston, where if you f*cked up, your ass got paddled. lol That was in the 80s before progressives f*cked everything.

For sure.

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cmyx6go · 10-19-2018, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Naz24

Spanks him with an $800 Hermes belt. Freaking Classic

Freakin Naz - You crack me up!

King Rudi · 10-19-2018, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by E92 M Sport

For sure.

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That picture of that kid was my facebook profile pic for the longest time. I used to get a ton of hate mail via fb msgr.

This kid got off easy. I once got a spanking with a shovel....funny that I can't remember what the spanking was for, but I sure as hell remember that shovel.

F30lolz · 10-19-2018, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

That picture of that kid was my facebook profile pic for the longest time. I used to get a ton of hate mail via fb msgr.

This kid got off easy. I once got a spanking with a shovel....funny that I can't remember what the spanking was for, but I sure as hell remember that shovel.

No lie, my parents took a pic of me with a cigar back when I was a lower case g early 1980’s. I gotta find it and post that shit up!

But yeah, today that wouldn’t fly by with 90% of the population. Everyone is soft like David Robinson was back in the day.

Joekerr · 10-19-2018, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

That picture of that kid was my facebook profile pic for the longest time. I used to get a ton of hate mail via fb msgr.

This kid got off easy. I once got a spanking with a shovel....funny that I can't remember what the spanking was for, but I sure as hell remember that shovel.

Yep, fun times growing up. We took my cousin in when his parents died and he didn't come from a home where he got disciplined at all. He was not in good shape when he came to us, in a variety of ways, but he was also fat.

Anyhow, one day he'd done something that just drove my mom off the deep end and she took a skillet / pot and lit out after him. And I gotta hand it to my cousin, for a fat kid, he was flying through the house, just literally flying. I'm not even convinced his feet were touching the floor. Man, if she had gotten a hold of him before he managed to make it out the door...

Anyway, he shaped up after a few years.

But I also remember, my parents used to spank us with this long, decently heavy wooden spoon. It was the go to implement for spanking. And while it may have come with it, I'm sort of convinced my parents carved this little V notch at the very tip of the spoon, because every time you got spanked, that stupid little V would trap a small portion of your bare ass on every spank and pinch it real good on the way back.

They called it the spoon bite. It sucked.

King Rudi · 10-19-2018, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yep, fun times growing up. We took my cousin in when his parents died and he didn't come from a home where he got disciplined at all. He was not in good shape when he came to us, in a variety of ways, but he was also fat.

Anyhow, one day he'd done something that just drove my mom off the deep end and she took a skillet / pot and lit out after him. And I gotta hand it to my cousin, for a fat kid, he was flying through the house, just literally flying. I'm not even convinced his feet were touching the floor. Man, if she had gotten a hold of him before he managed to make it out the door...

Anyway, he shaped up after a few years.

But I also remember, my parents used to spank us with this long, decently heavy wooden spoon. It was the go to implement for spanking. And while it may have come with it, I'm sort of convinced my parents carved this little V notch at the very tip of the spoon, because every time you got spanked, that stupid little V would trap a small portion of your bare ass on every spank and pinch it real good on the way back.

They called it the spoon bite. It sucked.

I can relate with this on so many levels! I basically got beat with whatever was within reach, a pan, a hose, a shovel. I once got my ass whipped with my own skateboard whilst learning to feeble grind on the concrete steps coming off the driveway. I always considered myself lucky if dad had something close by to hit me with as you didn't want him using his bare hands as this usually equated to a fist.

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