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      07-13-2008, 12:17 PM   #1
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Are you going to hell?

I found this website a long time ago and thought of posting it here, it is funny and the results vary. But I've taken it at least 5 times and always same results to me. I'm not the most religious guy at all but it's good to know.

Here is the website:

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Here are my results:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

"You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate."

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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      07-13-2008, 12:57 PM   #2
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yes i am. and i don't need a website to tell me that. lol
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You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Not bad overall I'd say. I don't like the way to gluttony works though. If you balance personal excess with charitable donations it's all good imo. i.e. Bill Gates
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      07-13-2008, 02:00 PM   #7
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uh oh..

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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      07-13-2008, 02:03 PM   #8
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LOL purgatory but I can see many flaws in this test....alot of questions about same sex relations...haha...and what's up w/ the food thing?! You eat to live and if you like good food...nothing wrong with it
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      07-13-2008, 02:26 PM   #9
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I'm not taking this test but I wouldn't rule it out as a possibility
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It says "You're too good for heaven, and you will be reborn as an enlightened one."

What does that mean?

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yes i am. and i don't need a website to tell me that. lol
x2, i got a one way ticket
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      07-13-2008, 05:02 PM   #13
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Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very high. Heretic
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That was too many questions

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
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wow, i went to the 8th level WTF

i thought i answered some of them the "right" way
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Welcome to the 8th level!
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News flash there is no hell.
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News flash there is no hell.


If that test was for real i think more than 90% of people would be going to "hell".
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This is fun guys, I don't really believe on the test obviously, however its a good 10 minute thing to laugh at.

Keep it coming I see a lot of Eight levelers such as my wife!!!! Man I'm in hell by being lustful and my wife is in The Malebolge we're doomed
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Nuff said.
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