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      07-16-2008, 02:05 PM   #1
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PWN3D!

Pulled up to a stop light yesterday. There was an old lady in a saab in front of me. It was a vert with the top down. Her window was dirty and the sun was setting, so you know she just HAD to clean the window. Once she pulled the stalk it was all over. Two of the wiper fluid jet streams went right into her head! She was like

And got out of her car and started dancing around and trying to brush the wiper fluid off of her clothes. It was hilarious! Provided for some good entertainment on the commute home. LOL!
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LMFAO

I have a vert too, the difference is that I have the common sense not to do that when the top is down.
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You should have pointed and laughed hysterically while honking your horn.
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I have a vert too, the difference is that I have the common sense not to do that when the top is down.
well she knows now
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If I were a designer of a vert, I would locate the windshield washer nozzle from the top and spray downwards.... problem fixed

On another note, that's why BMW sells ..Leave it in the passenger footwell. Open it before touching the stalk....
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