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      07-29-2008, 07:23 AM   #1
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jose cuervo

earlier tonight i was at this party and there was some jose cuervo....
I had seen the adds with the funny accents so i figured why not give it a try!

Basically i had 6 shots with some dr. pepper. Then 20 minutes later i had 5 more shots.

1) It tastes like Rubbing alchol mixed with the taste of the smell of shitty apartment building(if that makes any sense). It tasted AWFUL.
2)It kicks in gradually, a bit annoying
3)it tastes like shit
4)It smells disgusting
5)After about 1 and a half hours of drinking this stuff it made me want to pass ze fuck out.
6)It honestly tasted disgusting, you cant even imagine until you drink it.
7) after 11 shots i had reached a pretty solid level of tipsyness lol

basically my friend dropped me off at home after and i passed the fuck out for like 2 hours and now i am awake once more.....starving...

next time i better
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      07-29-2008, 07:26 AM   #3
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I only posted this thread because Solid Snake told me to. so flame him not me
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I only posted this thread because Solid Snake told me to. so flame him not me
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Plain old Jose is OK tequila at best. You gotta at least get Patron Silver or some decent Anejon to begin to appreciate tequila.

On that note tequila is also a very acquired taste. Kinda like when you first really started to drink beer. It really begins to grow on you. Now I love tequila, by far my #1 shot preference.
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Plain old Jose is OK tequila at best. You gotta at least get Patron Silver or some decent Anejon to begin to appreciate tequila.

On that note tequila is also a very acquired taste. Kinda like when you first really started to drink beer. It really begins to grow on you. Now I love tequila, by far my #1 shot preference.
More power to you. I have always hated beer and i officially dislike tequila.
Honestly my favorite is some grey goose or some stolichnakov or that othere russian shit mixed with some lime or some coke
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Had 12 shots of Patron on a pretty empty stomach and

Hard to go near it now. No way I'd do anything as bad as JC anymore, might as well go back to Five O'Clock Vodka for that shit.

I'll still hit the Sauza 3Gs now though
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earlier tonight i was at this party and there was some jose cuervo....
I had seen the adds with the funny accents so i figured why not give it a try!

Basically i had 6 shots with some dr. pepper. Then 20 minutes later i had 5 more shots.

1) It tastes like Rubbing alchol mixed with the taste of the smell of shitty apartment building(if that makes any sense). It tasted AWFUL.
2)It kicks in gradually, a bit annoying
3)it tastes like shit
4)It smells disgusting
5)After about 1 and a half hours of drinking this stuff it made me want to pass ze fuck out.
6)It honestly tasted disgusting, you cant even imagine until you drink it.
7) after 11 shots i had reached a pretty solid level of tipsyness lol

basically my friend dropped me off at home after and i passed the fuck out for like 2 hours and now i am awake once more.....starving...

next time i better

If it tasted so bad, why'd you drink 11 shots ??
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Tequilla is nasty over all...pretty much taste like licking a sweaty fat dude...


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Ewww...licorice for grown-ups

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only thing i've ever had was budweiser, heineken, and smirnoff. xD
budweiser was :/
heineken was okay
smirnoff was weak, but good hehehe
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If it tasted so bad, why'd you drink 11 shots ??
I wonder the same thing....

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Had 12 shots of Patron on a pretty empty stomach and

Hard to go near it now. No way I'd do anything as bad as JC anymore, might as well go back to Five O'Clock Vodka for that shit.

I'll still hit the Sauza 3Gs now though
wow. now that is intense lol. goodluck?
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What are you guys... like 16 years old?

Cheap liquor is cheap for a reason. I can easily post something saying Hawkeye Vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol (actually I think rubbing alcohol tastes better).

Good Liquor in general (tequila and vodka anyway) does not have much taste to it, it is the cheap stuff that tastes bad.

If you are going to be such a baby just drink Three Olives, Sailor Jerry or Appleton Rum with a mixer.
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next time try some Don Julio tequila, so smooth.
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Don Julio, it will change your outlook on tequila
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What are you guys... like 16 years old?

Cheap liquor is cheap for a reason. I can easily post something saying Hawkeye Vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol (actually I think rubbing alcohol tastes better).

Good Liquor in general (tequila and vodka anyway) does not have much taste to it, it is the cheap stuff that tastes bad.

If you are going to be such a baby just drink Three Olives, Sailor Jerry or Appleton Rum with a mixer.
What have you been drinking? Hatorade?
Jesus christ you need to chill out.
It is a thread about my experience with JC. I have had tons of different alchol and i was just posting about this one in particular so people get an insight on it.
Go flame some more people you lifeless bum.

BTW greygoose or stolichnakov mixed with lime FTW.
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Tequila and Jager are both disgusting.

Vodka or a beer please.
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Yea, cuervo is pretty gross.

I'd almost rather clean out the inside of a buffalo's anus with my tongue than take a shot of it.
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Good review.

Let's all pick a bottle tonight and put our reviews up tomorrow.
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oh god.... lets not talk about alcohol... im never drinking again

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oh ps i hate tequila but patron is def better if im "forced" to drink it
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More power to you. I have always hated beer and i officially dislike tequila.
Honestly my favorite is some grey goose or some stolichnakov or that othere russian shit mixed with some lime or some coke
have you've ever had ketelone? probably one of my favorite vodkas. i mix it with lemonade.
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