[Gr-Racing]

I work at a large plant with a lot of employees and some times taking a Shit is a nightmare, the 8 stall bathroom is always full like 8 dudes taking a shit next to each other no problem is like a Horse stable in there...



I mean I get it when you gotta Go you gotta Go, when you have that burrito for lunch and goes down cross threaded you got to GO!!!!!!!

[theEZV]

Do it everyday. I would prefer to do it at home like most, but you said it yourself. My office has a tiny bathroom with 2 stalls so it gets interesting at times.

[upstatedoc]

i think there is already a shit thread

[bd307]

Tell your company to block off all signal and no wifi in the restrooms. You will soon find the stalls are always available.

[Wolf 335]

The key is thoroughly wipe the seat first, and then layer enough paper towels to avoid any residual cross contamination.

In addition, a few extra paper towels...moistened with water to assist with wiping clean in the end.

Oh and don't forget your cell phone.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by bd307

Tell your company to block off all signal and no wifi in the restrooms. You will soon find the stalls are always available.

We actually did this. When setting up the models for using wireless access points in the plant as they have scanners, we set it up where there was no overlap of the bathrooms!

Most people won't even question me....but I've had a few that asked about it. I just shake my head and walk off.

[UncleWede]

Men
Women
Family room in the middle.

I walk to another building because the one in here is a single, and I work with some women.

[Banana Hammock]

I'm usually the one blowin' it up so hell yeah!

[detroitm2]

We have a handicap/family bathroom in addition to the normal mens/womens room. I typically use that one. We also keep stock of poopouri spray in every bathroom

[King Rudi]

Looks like a resounding Hell Yeah. Who doesn't want to get paid for dropping a deuce???

For a manufacturing facility, we have one restroom each for men/women for production employees and truck drivers. Mens room has 1 urinal and 1 stall; it gets hectic in there. Front office has a mens and ladies room, the great thing about this is that there are only two men that work in the office, the plant manager and myself. Aside from the occasional sales person that stops by, he and I are the only two that use it. The downside of this is, the mens restroom door is directly across the hall (maybe 3') from the receptionists "check in" window. If I'm in there making it sound like two tigers are fighting a death match, on motorcycles, on the 4th of July; sadly anyone checking in the front office gets to hear a play by play in real time.

In the event that it's "touch and go" (see Death at a Funeral - the UK version, not that garbage that was released in the U.S.) we have another single restroom upstairs that only 4 people have access to, aside from myself. It's nice and quiet up there.

[JsL]

You guys need this, it'll change your life:

[Jekyllmd]

If I know I'm going to destroy that toilet and give the cleaning crew something to do afterwards then yes I'm all in.

[The Libertine]

Prefer to do at home; however, if nature calls.....

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Looks like a resounding Hell Yeah. Who doesn't want to get paid for dropping a deuce???

For a manufacturing facility, we have one restroom each for men/women for production employees and truck drivers. Mens room has 1 urinal and 1 stall; it gets hectic in there. Front office has a mens and ladies room, the great thing about this is that there are only two men that work in the office, the plant manager and myself. Aside from the occasional sales person that stops by, he and I are the only two that use it. The downside of this is, the mens restroom door is directly across the hall (maybe 3') from the receptionists "check in" window. If I'm in there making it sound like two tigers are fighting a death match, on motorcycles, on the 4th of July; sadly anyone checking in the front office gets to hear a play by play in real time.

In the event that it's "touch and go" (see Death at a Funeral - the UK version, not that garbage that was released in the U.S.) we have another single restroom upstairs that only 4 people have access to, aside from myself. It's nice and quiet up there.

Lol......made me think of that scene from Dumb and Dumber!

[1MOREMOD]

Dont do it unless it's coming out on it's own. Rarely shit anywhere but home.

[ntg44]

Originally Posted by bd307

Tell your company to block off all signal and no wifi in the restrooms. You will soon find the stalls are always available.

Isn't it illegal to have a service inhibitor/jammer?

[Gr-Racing]

Ran around the bays and offices and found the business bathroom empty... drop the kids at the pool all good fellas...

still rather do it at home were I can put some Kenny G ,light some candles and get butt naked it.. really enjoy it

[ntg44]

Originally Posted by theEZV

Do it everyday. I would prefer to do it at home like most, but you said it yourself. My office has a tiny bathroom with 2 stalls so it gets interesting at times.

2 stalls are my favorite. Becomes a waiting game of chicken.

I always wait the other out. One time it took more than 15 minutes. The other person slammed the door so hard on the way out.

Unless I have the runs. Then I let it rip and flush when the big wet bomb comes. Covers up the sound and the stink

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Lol......made me think of that scene from Dumb and Dumber!

Side note: When people knock on the door, I yell at them "Come back with a warrant!"

[Run Silent]

I just did the math. Based on my hourly rate, and taking a 15min crap each workday, it comes out that the company is paying me $6,134.82 a year to shit at work.

Apparently, I am a pretty lucrative pooper.

[Yapakanichi]

I had my own toilet paper I had. Fuck single ply Bullshit. I still have my own toilet paper, but just at home now.

Naps on the pooper is a beautiful thing too.

[lsturbointeg]

so this is what it comes down to people? threads about shitting ok i'll play. yes, where else am I going to shit?!