Woman bites testicles of camel to escape its pen

kscarrol · 09-23-2019, 09:16 PM

Gotta love my home state...

The only thing that makes the story better is the woman is from Florida. I'm hoping for security camera video!

MK_Sixer, this is in your neck of the woods!

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_ro...42923739b.html

MPBK · 09-23-2019, 09:43 PM

What is wrong with FL?

Banana Hammock · 09-23-2019, 10:02 PM

Haha this happened here.

https://ktla.com/2019/09/22/off-duty...a6dbu-Zv5W7ciE

eluded · 09-24-2019, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MPBK

What is wrong with FL?

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King Rudi · 09-24-2019, 09:01 AM

1.) We finally know who let the dog(s) out. Thank god, mystery solved after all these years.

2.) Who the F owns a truck stop and says, "Let's get a tiger, a camel and a kangaroo for our dispensary of diesel fuel and snacks." ???

3.) I find it hilarious that the camels reaction, in defense, is to sit on the woman. The humans reaction in defense is to bite testicles. Who is the more evolved creature here?

Maestro · 09-24-2019, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

1.) We finally know who let the dog(s) out. Thank god, mystery solved after all these years.

2.) Who the F owns a truck stop and says, "Let's get a tiger, a camel and a kangaroo for our dispensary of diesel fuel and snacks." ???

3.) I find it hilarious that the camels reaction, in defense, is to sit on the woman. The humans reaction in defense is to bite testicles. Who is the more evolved creature here?

Before you answer that question, you know dogs understand human words, How many dog barks do you understand.

MPBK · 09-24-2019, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

2.) Who the F owns a truck stop and says, "Let's get a tiger, a camel and a kangaroo for our dispensary of diesel fuel and snacks." ???

FLORIDA!

King Rudi · 09-24-2019, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Maestro

Before you answer that question, you know dogs understand human words, How many dog barks do you understand.

The question was rhetorical. How do you know that dogs understand human words? Which dog told you this? I honestly told someone yesterday, that I understand my neighbors dogs barks more than I can understand what some people are trying to say these days. Example, I can tell the difference between my neighbors dog vocalizing "Hey someone is here," "Hey let me in," and "Hey, I'm hungry" compared to listening to how most people speak these days. I could call my neighbor and tell him what his dog wants. I can't decipher half the shit either of my two bosses are trying to tell me.

I do see your point. Humans are FAR from the most intelligent creatures on this planet.

kscarrol · 09-24-2019, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MPBK

FLORIDA!

The truck stop is in Louisiana, the testicle taster is from Florida...

King Rudi · 09-24-2019, 01:06 PM

I would have liked this story more had someone stepped on the camels' toe.

kscarrol · 09-24-2019, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I would have liked this story more had someone stepped on the camels' toe.

Well the camel was technically sitting on a camel toe...

King Rudi · 09-24-2019, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Well the camel was technically sitting on a camel toe...

Touche'

Article headline should read: "Mouth attached to camel toe bites testicles attached to camel."

Hawkeye · 09-25-2019, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana Hammock

Haha this happened here.

https://ktla.com/2019/09/22/off-duty...a6dbu-Zv5W7ciE

Since you posted that it was updated that the road rage encounter was between 2 off-duty police officers, and one of them shot themselves. Amazing.

MKSixer · 09-25-2019, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Gotta love my home state...

The only thing that makes the story better is the woman is from Florida. I'm hoping for security camera video!

MK_Sixer, this is in your neck of the woods!

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_ro...42923739b.html

Oh boy. Here we go.

A little more back story. The owner of the Truck Stop/Casino has a pretty large home and when I last interacted with him, drove an Audi R8 V8. He's a bit of a larger than life character and has been very welcoming at parties.

He's been on one of our drives in MEXICO, as well. We actually formed up the group at the truck stop in advance of heading into Mexico.

That's all I know. And in the spirit of Camels...

kscarrol · 09-25-2019, 08:04 PM

NOOOOOO!! Not again?!?!?

Banana Hammock · 09-25-2019, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Since you posted that it was updated that the road rage encounter was between 2 off-duty police officers, and one of them shot themselves. Amazing.

Lmao!

MKSixer · 09-25-2019, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

NOOOOOO!! Not again?!?!?

You say "Camel", ''I'll say "Toe"!

"Camel", "Toe"!!
"Camel", "Toe"!!

You're welcome!!

What do you think, UncleWede ?

UncleWede · 09-25-2019, 11:06 PM

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upstatedoc · 09-26-2019, 08:15 AM

ban

King Rudi · 09-26-2019, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Oh boy. Here we go.

A little more back story. The owner of the Truck Stop/Casino has a pretty large home and when I last interacted with him, drove an Audi R8 V8. He's a bit of a larger than life character and has been very welcoming at parties.

He's been on one of our drives in MEXICO, as well. We actually formed up the group at the truck stop in advance of heading into Mexico.

That's all I know. And in the spirit of Camels...

........and there it is.....

Rmtt · 09-26-2019, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Oh boy. Here we go.

A little more back story. The owner of the Truck Stop/Casino has a pretty large home and when I last interacted with him, drove an Audi R8 V8. He's a bit of a larger than life character and has been very welcoming at parties.

He's been on one of our drives in MEXICO, as well. We actually formed up the group at the truck stop in advance of heading into Mexico.

That's all I know. And in the spirit of Camels...

Lol......for some reason everytime I see that woman, she reminds me of Nancy Pelosi. I couldnt put my finger on it at first (eh..can't believe I said that)....but with just the facial expressions and recent news.....It hit me like an epiphany.

UncleWede · 09-26-2019, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

Quote:

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Oh boy. Here we go.

A little more back story. The owner of the Truck Stop/Casino has a pretty large home and when I last interacted with him, drove an Audi R8 V8. He's a bit of a larger than life character and has been very welcoming at parties.

He's been on one of our drives in MEXICO, as well. We actually formed up the group at the truck stop in advance of heading into Mexico.

That's all I know. And in the spirit of Camels...

Lol......for some reason everytime I see that woman, she reminds me of Nancy Pelosi. I couldnt put my finger on it at first (eh..can't believe I said that)....but with just the facial expressions and recent news.....It hit me like an epiphany.

Oedipus, is that you?

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