The "Movie Quote" Thread!!

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 07:48 PM

HELLO TO ALL MY NY/NJ/CT/PA FRIENDS!!! So, its been a little while since we had a really fun thread to all post up on, so, Alex and I decided that we should get one started!! He and I are always going back and forth with quotes from various movies, we thought it would be fun for everyone to post up their favorite movie quotes, so everyone can get a good laugh!! Lets keep this going for as long as possible!! That way, whenever your having a shitty day, you can just come on here, and laugh your ass off back to happiness!! haha.

LETS GO!!!

Talladega Nights

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 08:27 PM

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 08:33 PM

Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.

Dragonman4 · 08-28-2008, 08:50 PM

"You sand baggin' son of a bitch."

"Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"

-Wedding crashers.

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragonman4

You sand baggin' son of a bitch.

-Wedding crashers.

ahhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 08:57 PM

Wedding Crashers

John Beckwith: You better lock it up.
Jeremy Grey: No, you lock it up!
John Beckwith: You lock it up!
Jeremy Grey: You lock it up!
John Beckwith: You lock it up!
Jeremy Grey: Lock it up!

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Jeremy Grey: I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.

Dragonman4 · 08-28-2008, 09:06 PM

What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonman4

What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.

hahaha..

Jeremy Grey: If I had any air left in my lungs right now, id yell at you!

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 09:12 PM

i can do this all day!!

Dragonman4 · 08-28-2008, 09:23 PM

Haha I love that movie.

You motor'boatin son of a bitch!

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 09:25 PM

Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas.
Passenger on Bus: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!
Ricky Bobby: I- I'm just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately.
Passenger on Bus: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem!
Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 09:29 PM

Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.

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Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

dreamk · 08-28-2008, 09:54 PM

scarface

Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreamk

scarface

Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

classic movie!

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 10:09 PM

Dodgeball

Young Patches O'Houlihan: Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.

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Cotton McKnight: Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined.

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White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 08-28-2008, 10:20 PM

dodgeball:

Necessary? Necessary? Is it Necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and i like the taste!

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 08-28-2008, 10:21 PM

Looks they are going to forfeit the game!

That's a bold move Cotton, lets see where it gets them

gmazet · 08-28-2008, 10:22 PM

mmmmph mmmm mmmph gullll gulll mppphh mppph splummmph

- debbie does dallas

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 08-28-2008, 10:24 PM

oh yeah, she loved to dirty talk... she was like yeah, lets screw... i just wanna Ffuck. She was like. OH me so horny, me love u long time...... So

Alex@AKMotorwerk · 08-28-2008, 10:26 PM

-Hey Ricky, how do u get the radio and tv to play at the same time?

-Well first, grab the black remote... Wait, y would u want to listen to the radio and the tv at the same time?

-Cause i like to party!

Project3 · 08-28-2008, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nj323ci

oh yeah, she loved to dirty talk... she was like yeah, lets screw... i just wanna Ffuck. She was like. OH me so horny, me love u long time...... So

ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

dreamk · 08-28-2008, 10:28 PM

Frank: We're going streaking

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Project3 -:- P3PRO -:- 66 Rep 1,545 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 325i (6 Speed Manual) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 E90 325i [0.00]	The Official "Movie Quote" Thread!! HELLO TO ALL MY NY/NJ/CT/PA FRIENDS!!! So, its been a little while since we had a really fun thread to all post up on, so, Alex and I decided that we should get one started!! He and I are always going back and forth with quotes from various movies, we thought it would be fun for everyone to post up their favorite movie quotes, so everyone can get a good laugh!! Lets keep this going for as long as possible!! That way, whenever your having a shitty day, you can just come on here, and laugh your ass off back to happiness!! haha. LETS GO!!! Talladega Nights Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. __________________ //BMFEAST-THE LARGEST BMW GATHERING IN THE NORTHEAST!!!-OFFICIAL PHOTO THREAD\\ *// "THE WEDNESDAY WEEKLY E90POST* SITDOWN" - Fords, NJ @ 9PM \\** Last edited by Project3; 09-05-2008 at 09:57 PM..
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Project3 -:- P3PRO -:- 66 Rep 1,545 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 325i (6 Speed Manual) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 E90 325i [0.00]	Talladega Nights Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys? Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge. Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR? Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo. Ricky Bobby: Nice. Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that. __________________ //BMFEAST-THE LARGEST BMW GATHERING IN THE NORTHEAST!!!-OFFICIAL PHOTO THREAD\\ *// "THE WEDNESDAY WEEKLY E90POST* SITDOWN" - Fords, NJ @ 9PM \\**
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Dragonman4 Brigadier General 95 Rep 3,709 Posts Drives: 996tt Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tri-state iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 335xi [0.00]	Haha I love that movie. You motor'boatin son of a bitch! __________________ OG E90 Pwhore 2003 Porsche 911 Turbo Cobalt Blue (BLU 996) - 500+hp of mods. 2010 Toyota FJ Cruiser (Batmobile) -TRD stuff 2009 Merc C-350: AMG package, loaded 2008 E92 335xi - Gone
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Project3 -:- P3PRO -:- 66 Rep 1,545 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 325i (6 Speed Manual) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 E90 325i [0.00]	Talladega Nights Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas. Passenger on Bus: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up! Ricky Bobby: I- I'm just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately. Passenger on Bus: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem! Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you. __________________ //BMFEAST-THE LARGEST BMW GATHERING IN THE NORTHEAST!!!-OFFICIAL PHOTO THREAD\\ *// "THE WEDNESDAY WEEKLY E90POST* SITDOWN" - Fords, NJ @ 9PM \\** Last edited by Project3; 08-28-2008 at 09:49 PM..
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dreamk Banned 127 Rep 9,946 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: south nj iTrader: (2) Garage List 2007 e90 335i [0.00]	scarface Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
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Project3 -:- P3PRO -:- 66 Rep 1,545 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 325i (6 Speed Manual) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 E90 325i [0.00]	Dodgeball Young Patches O'Houlihan: Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation. ----------------------- Cotton McKnight: Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster. A city where you can get a happy ending, if you pay a little extra. A city home to a sporting event greater than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined. ----------------------- White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em. __________________ //BMFEAST-THE LARGEST BMW GATHERING IN THE NORTHEAST!!!-OFFICIAL PHOTO THREAD\\ *// "THE WEDNESDAY WEEKLY E90POST* SITDOWN" - Fords, NJ @ 9PM \\**
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Alex@AKMotorwerk 209 Rep 9,339 Posts Drives: 2012 AW F10 535i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hillsborough, NJ iTrader: (7)	Looks they are going to forfeit the game! That's a bold move Cotton, lets see where it gets them
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Alex@AKMotorwerk 209 Rep 9,339 Posts Drives: 2012 AW F10 535i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hillsborough, NJ iTrader: (7)	oh yeah, she loved to dirty talk... she was like yeah, lets screw... i just wanna Ffuck. She was like. OH me so horny, me love u long time...... So
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Alex@AKMotorwerk 209 Rep 9,339 Posts Drives: 2012 AW F10 535i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hillsborough, NJ iTrader: (7)	-Hey Ricky, how do u get the radio and tv to play at the same time? -Well first, grab the black remote... Wait, y would u want to listen to the radio and the tv at the same time? -Cause i like to party!
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dreamk Banned 127 Rep 9,946 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: south nj iTrader: (2) Garage List 2007 e90 335i [0.00]	Frank: We're going streaking
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