Weirdest women you've met in your life...

The_Blob · 08-31-2008, 05:46 AM

Share some weird women stories.

I met one lady who wanted me to take a dump on her chest. Really wacked, so I decided to not speak with her anymore. She was cute, but not anymore.

I did some research, then I realized that she lives near a sewage treatment plant. I guess people who live near a sewage treament plant have poop fetish.

Chris.G · 08-31-2008, 06:23 AM

^Thats very screwed up! SO far the women i have been with are quite normal but my best mate on the other hand had a funny storey for me the other day.

His new girlfriend asked him if myself and a few other mates would piss on her i think she called it a bukake or something. My mate laughed so hard she got offended and dumped him on the spot.

There are some really strange girls out there

ybbiz34 · 08-31-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Blob

Share some weird women stories.

I met one lady who wanted me to take a dump on her chest. Really wacked, so I decided to not speak with her anymore. She was cute, but not anymore.

I did some research, then I realized that she lives near a sewage treatment plant. I guess people who live near a sewage treament plant have poop fetish.

Haha. Funny, but I must call

Androo000 · 08-31-2008, 11:04 AM

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Haha. Funny, but I must call

+1 but in case we're wrong i want her number.

Rick · 08-31-2008, 11:51 AM

A good friend of mine has a 3-Dimensional Sonography business where pregnant women come in to get scanned and leave with a DVD video of their baby in the womb. When he started the business he put an ad on craigslist for pregnant women that may be interested in a free scan so he could practice/fine-tune his scanning technique. One of the calls he received was from a young pregnant girl expressing her interest to get together for sexy photographs. He explained/reiterated his scanning business to her at which point she called him a freak and hung up the phone. There are some serious weirdos out there!

Androo000 · 08-31-2008, 12:05 PM

would you guys go for a girl with a cute face but she has really rough/almost manly hands and thunder thighs. would you hit that? its my delimma of the week.

Rick · 08-31-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Androo000

would you guys go for a girl with a cute face but she has really rough/almost manly hands and thunder thighs. would you hit that? its my delimma of the week.

put up some pics

Scorpion · 08-31-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Blob

Share some weird women stories.

I met one lady who wanted me to take a dump on her chest. Really wacked, so I decided to not speak with her anymore. She was cute, but not anymore.

I did some research, then I realized that she lives near a sewage treatment plant. I guess people who live near a sewage treament plant have poop fetish.

Ya sex is fun and all but when they want you to take a dump on their chest thats across the line lol.

nightkhan · 08-31-2008, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris.G

His new girlfriend asked him if myself and a few other mates would piss on her i think she called it a bukake or something. My mate laughed so hard she got offended and dumped him on the spot.

There are some really strange girls out there

Pissing fetish is golden showers. Bukkake is when a girl gets cummed on by a bunch of guys.

Androo000 · 08-31-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by nightkhan

Pissing fetish is golden showers. Bukkake is when a girl gets cummed on by a bunch of guys.

did you have a good time?

Zirenz2006 · 08-31-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by nightkhan

Pissing fetish is golden showers. Bukkake is when a girl gets cummed on by a bunch of guys.

Nightkhan, that is a great avatar!

xxForgedxx · 08-31-2008, 02:57 PM

A friend of mine was talking about a girl who was a dirty talker, except the dirty talk was a little sketchy...

"I want you to nut in me, I want you to nut in me and if you don't I'll wrap my legs around you and hold you in!"

Yeah, she insisted it was playful buttt...

I ended up talking to her before he told me that story, and she IM'd me one day and started talking about how she keeps her pretty vagina in a box, and it is locked up and no one can have it, then she called me a poop face and well... shes 23! I blocked that bitch fasssttt

Salespunk · 09-07-2008, 02:57 AM

My exwife

asdflkijd · 09-07-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Blob

Share some weird women stories.

I met one lady who wanted me to take a dump on her chest. Really wacked, so I decided to not speak with her anymore. She was cute, but not anymore.

I did some research, then I realized that she lives near a sewage treatment plant. I guess people who live near a sewage treament plant have poop fetish.

spool would be all over her

..... hmmmm

Year's_End · 09-07-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

A friend of mine was talking about a girl who was a dirty talker, except the dirty talk was a little sketchy...

"I want you to nut in me, I want you to nut in me and if you don't I'll wrap my legs around you and hold you in!"

Yeah, she insisted it was playful buttt...

I ended up talking to her before he told me that story, and she IM'd me one day and started talking about how she keeps her pretty vagina in a box, and it is locked up and no one can have it, then she called me a poop face and well... shes 23! I blocked that bitch fasssttt

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Chris.G Banned 110 Rep 3,120 Posts Drives: 2011 LCI MSPORT X5 30d Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia iTrader: (0)	^Thats very screwed up! SO far the women i have been with are quite normal but my best mate on the other hand had a funny storey for me the other day. His new girlfriend asked him if myself and a few other mates would piss on her i think she called it a bukake or something. My mate laughed so hard she got offended and dumped him on the spot. There are some really strange girls out there
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Rick Stackin' Chips 173 Rep 608 Posts Drives: 2008 AW M3 Coupe Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (2)	A good friend of mine has a 3-Dimensional Sonography business where pregnant women come in to get scanned and leave with a DVD video of their baby in the womb. When he started the business he put an ad on craigslist for pregnant women that may be interested in a free scan so he could practice/fine-tune his scanning technique. One of the calls he received was from a young pregnant girl expressing her interest to get together for sexy photographs. He explained/reiterated his scanning business to her at which point she called him a freak and hung up the phone. There are some serious weirdos out there! __________________
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xxForgedxx Lieutenant 618 Rep 516 Posts Drives: Slow/Fat Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	A friend of mine was talking about a girl who was a dirty talker, except the dirty talk was a little sketchy... "I want you to nut in me, I want you to nut in me and if you don't I'll wrap my legs around you and hold you in!" Yeah, she insisted it was playful buttt... I ended up talking to her before he told me that story, and she IM'd me one day and started talking about how she keeps her pretty vagina in a box, and it is locked up and no one can have it, then she called me a poop face and well... shes 23! I blocked that bitch fasssttt
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Salespunk Lieutenant Colonel 1849 Rep 1,738 Posts Drives: Slow Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: SlowCal iTrader: (0)	My exwife
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