[MsGoGoMoto]

I get home from a nice motorcycle ride before the rain starts from the tropical depression in the Florida Panhandle. I have a lot to look forward to, nice relaxing day, maybe a beer or two, and a nice Thai food dinner! My daughter is in town visiting before moving to the West Coast for a new job as a college professor. She's celebrating with some friends. It's a cozy gathering with plenty of snacks, chilled bottle of water, some wine, and some fun desserts. My husband is smack dab in the middle of everyone with the most pleasant half grin on his face looking like king Perv.

I snatched up one of the chilled bottles of water and emptied out a orange skittles flavor pack into the bottle. As I'm shaking the bottle and watching the color change from watercolor to orange, I noticed a plate of cookies neatly sitting on a plate all by themselves not being touched by anyone. Those cookies were fat and looked awesome. I was more thirsty and hungry at the moment so I paid them no more attention.

I said hello to everyone before heading off to the master bedroom to wash my ass. Today, I did the one thing that I said I would never do and rode my K1200RS BMW motorcycle without wearing a jacket. I actually had on a cat suit and was totally being a straight looker hooker on the bike. I'm 50, but can still work it.

I get out of the shower and dry off, my heart's pounding out of my chest from sweating because I never changed the water heater setting from winter. Probably gonna end up having a stroke if I don't lower the delivery temperature.

I put on my casual sweats and headed out to be social with the millennials
I drifted by the plate of cookies and grabbed two, parked myself neatly next to my husband, who kind of smells like a sack full of farts now. He's been very quiet and observant. Too quiet. Suspiciously quiet….Drinking waaaay too much water quiet.

I chomp on one of the fat ass cookies… pretty good. Some noticed and giggled, gave me some funny hand gesture while a funny robot voiced auto tuned R&B singer with extremely poor word pronunciation babbled on the mic like a drunken black curly stooge.

3 mins later, I polish off one cookie., it's about the size of a mixed nuts can lid (you know).
I was listening to one of the Millennials tell us about how she found her cat abandoned at her job and how it was 7 years ago..

I go in for the second cookie chomp..
My peripheral catches a Roku remote tumbling in the air, just as I have the cookie up to my mouth, my daughter is right there with her hand going across my face, knocking the cookie in half and landed on her friend's lap.

My daughter: " this isn't lays tater chips, you're only supposed to eat one!"
Me: "Feck's going on? Nobody wants the goddamn things because they're so many on the plate, Feck you hit me for??

Millennial Friends: "TELL HER". .with their hands outstretched, with palms facing up and pointed at me……
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……………..Me: "y'all talking to me? What y'all got to tell me? Can I at least get some of those wings and those crunchy Thai spring rolls and that dipping sauce.."….


Yeah, I'm still stoned right now. This was hard to write!

[TiMSport]

LOL @ "king Perv". Yeah, no wonder you wanna eat those cookies!

[paquet]

Best stories ever

[upstatedoc]

Wait, so you were stoned and had the munchies?

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Wait, so you were stoned and had the munchies?

Yeah it seems an important chapter of this story has been left out.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yeah it seems an important chapter of this story has been left out.

Believe it was the cookies, that were being left untouched, but the knowing group of 20 somethings. I picked up what she was putting down.

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Believe it was the cookies, that were being left untouched, but the knowing group of 20 somethings. I picked up what she was putting down.

You were bagging what she was mowing.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

You were bagging what she was mowing.

I was certainly puffing what she was passing

[lsturbointeg]

Originally Posted by MsGoGoMoto

I actually had on a cat suit and was totally being a straight looker hooker on the bike. I'm 50, but can still work it.

ummmmm...we need pictures please

[6oclockshadow]

Eddies are *NOT* for newbies. Careful hotstuff!!!

[kscarrol]

OP must still be trippin'...

[leopard print]

Please tell me these stories are going to be a daily thing.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

You were bagging what she was mowing.

Lol. I cracked up imagining the hubby with a grin on his face sitting in the middle of the female 20-somethings aka "king Perv".

[MsGoGoMoto]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

OP must still be trippin'...

Originally Posted by kscarrol

OP must still be trippin'...

I'm coming down off a low background buzz at the moment. Sort of a mini hangover type thing.. it's been 21 years since I had THC. At one point, I felt like a was going panic out of nervousness. Just felt like I was going to die or something. Calmed down after a hopping on YouTube watching i3 accessories vids.

I tell you what… at this age, I will save the remaining busted cookie for thanksgiving or the holidays…
In the freezer it goes. I can't do this regularly… it's too intense.

Iove you guys! Happy Father's Day!

[Skoidat69]

My wife wasn't a juvenile delinquent like me and accidentally consumed too large a piece of Chocolate edible before an important zoom class for her PhD on some serious shit.. I almost bit a hole in my lip to keep from laughing.. She's getting more for our family vacation to visit my family.. My Dad had to talk my little borther's best friends Mom down after she ate their stash of "chocolate chip" cookies when they were in HS...

[MsGoGoMoto]

Originally Posted by Skoidat69

My wife wasn't a juvenile delinquent like me and accidentally consumed too large a piece of Chocolate edible before an important zoom class for her PhD on some serious shit.. I almost bit a hole in my lip to keep from laughing.. She's getting more for our family vacation to visit my family.. My Dad had to talk my little borther's best friends Mom down after she ate their stash of "chocolate chip" cookies when they were in HS...

Looooool

[DocL]

Great story. Reminds me about my parents a few years ago when they were in Portland. My mother calls me and says she and my father want to try some pot from a local dispensary. I told her to tell them that she didn't want to get too high, but just a little buzz and they would give her the right stuff. She and my father bought a few joints of a hybrid and smoked it in their hotel room. They both said it was good to try, but they weren't going to become pot heads anytime soon.

[TiMSport]

Shit it'll never be legal here in Georgia.

[Littlebear]

Originally Posted by TiMSport

Shit it'll never be legal here in Georgia.

Reason to move!

Unfortunately, edibles do nothing for me. I did a 'chocolate' binge recently, and it was a complete waste of $$.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Littlebear

Reason to move!

Unfortunately, edibles do nothing for me. I did a 'chocolate' binge recently, and it was a complete waste of $$.

Lol, I know.

Strange that edibles don't do anything for you. I guess that's actually a thing and experts can't explain this phenomenon. That's unfortunate because I hate smoking and that would suck if it didn't do what its supposed to do. Lol.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Littlebear

Reason to move!

Unfortunately, edibles do nothing for me. I did a 'chocolate' binge recently, and it was a complete waste of $$.

When we were young I used to always try to get my sister high so she could see (and feel) why I liked it so much. She didn't usually smoke but would for me when I asked her, but she never felt anything which I always thought was a bummer.

One time, when I was first married, we had a party and my sister was there. I gave her a brownie from a batch that I just made. It was laced with marijuana. She knew it was and wanted to try it. I didn't really think anything would happen but after a while I couldn't find her so I went looking for her. She had hid in my room and wouldn't come out because she was so high.

Smoking didn't affect her but eating it did, in a big way. And it was just one brownie. Strange how it affects people differently. I always got high when I smoked but got even higher when I ate it. I don't do any of that anymore and just drink a little wine. Marijuana makes me self conscious and paranoid in my older age, so no more for me.

[Skoidat69]

I wasn't big into pots when I was in HS cause I was punk and it was for hippies. But I had horrible habit of my friends trying to get my high once I was really drunk. I'm probably the only person to puke after smoking but might have a lot to do with eating a lot of food while drunk and now high.. I'd murder a box of donuts or a ton of ice cream..

my good friend was big in to baked goods and she would be me to eat them and nothing Until several hours later I would be a family dinner high AF then doing the dishes and scrubbing a hole in the pasta pot.

I've been clean and sober for 20 years but totally support legalized weed 1000%.. I don't know of weeds destroying lives like booze which is legal. I didn't get into fight with anyone or thing besides food. I just wanted to laugh and chill.. These days, we need more laughing and chilling cause there are too many Francis'..