enzyte founder guilty=$500,000,000 fine

mpimping · 11-10-2008, 09:49 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzyte

Scorpion · 11-10-2008, 10:20 PM

With all that money...you could buy 20,000 M3 GTR's if each was priced at $250,000 lol.

kabalm18 · 11-10-2008, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzyte

Why the hell are you looking this shit up?

MMMazing07 · 11-10-2008, 10:33 PM

hmm ive always wanted to try that shit

Blake · 11-11-2008, 12:17 AM

it's amazing people are actually gullible enough to buy dick pills that are supposed to magically make your little unit become a big unit...especially natural supplements! silly people need a basic primer on genetics.

kabalm18 · 11-11-2008, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by blakepilot

it's amazing people are actually gullible enough to buy dick pills that are supposed to magically make your little unit become a big unit...especially natural supplements! silly people need a basic primer on genetics.

I just deal with the little unit.....

mpimping · 11-11-2008, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by kabalm18

Why the hell are you looking this shit up?

I was reading a news story and in the bottom corner I saw it...

xraymd · 11-11-2008, 11:14 AM

So, when his new cell mate pops a couple of Enzyte and gives the guy the "Smilin' Bob" look, does he have to tell his new friend that the stuff doesn't work?

Will he be trying to get "that extra bit of confidence" when he heads to the prison shower?

Will I get the stupid whistling song from the comercial out of my head before lunch?

MadDog · 11-11-2008, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by xraymd

So, when his new cell mate pops a couple of Enzyte and gives the guy the "Smilin' Bob" look, does he have to tell his new friend that the stuff doesn't work?

Will he be trying to get "that extra bit of confidence" when he heads to the prison shower?

Will I get the stupid whistling song from the comercial out of my head before lunch?

Nope.

Year's_End · 11-11-2008, 12:16 PM

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Will I get the stupid whistling song from the comercial out of my head before lunch?

NO YOU FOOL. you just reminded me of the song. great.

.:bHd:. · 11-11-2008, 01:20 PM

So why did he get arrested anyways? Just because the pills dont work?

Year's_End · 11-11-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

So why did he get arrested anyways? Just because the pills dont work?

Just because the pills won't work? That's a pretty big deal. If they don't work they're basically selling placebo pills. False promises.

Couch · 11-11-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

Just because the pills won't work? That's a pretty big deal. If they don't work they're basically selling placebo pills. False promises.

hahahaha

I don't see how anyone watching the commercial nor the infomercial would actually believe it.

ArmyBimmerDude · 11-11-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

Just because the pills won't work? That's a pretty big deal. If they don't work they're basically selling placebo pills. False promises.

Because all of the other "male enchancement" pills work? Please explain that to me.

.:bHd:. · 11-11-2008, 01:47 PM

Dude half the pills out there dont work. If you read on the tylenol bottle it says its not FDA approved lol. I cant believe with 500 million dollars this guy couldn't get a good enough lawyer to bail him out.

TiAg335i · 11-11-2008, 02:32 PM

The only way these could work is to have more blood in your, Ahem, "unit" more often. I don't see any other way.

Year's_End · 11-11-2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Couch

hahahaha

I don't see how anyone watching the commercial nor the infomercial would actually believe it.

lots of desperate old people i guess haha

Year's_End · 11-11-2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

Because all of the other "male enchancement" pills work? Please explain that to me.

i dunno.

Alpine · 11-11-2008, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TiAg335i

The only way these could work is to have more blood in your, Ahem, "unit" more often. I don't see any other way.

Correct. They would supposedly work as a NO2 vasodilator to increase blood flow into the johnson. Same way viagra works... or any NO2 workout supplement for that matter. It's all the same, really.

ArmyBimmerDude · 11-11-2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

i dunno.

Everytime I see some "male enhancement" crap on TV I either watch it for 30 seconds to look at the hot chicks they put on there or start laughing.

I would love to see one person come forward with proof that his penis gained an extra 2 inches. Otherwise, all of these companies should be sued for a gazillion dollars.

krote345 · 11-11-2008, 04:54 PM

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Maestro · 11-11-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

Just because the pills won't work? That's a pretty big deal. If they don't work they're basically selling placebo pills. False promises.

isn't any erection a false promise anyway

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