Anyone else get aroused when pumping gas?

Spool · 11-24-2008, 09:19 PM

Just the other day i was pumping gas and the thought of sticking the nozzle into the hole got me thinking, man, this is like intercourse...

Anyone else feel this way? Or do i just have problems?

MadDog · 11-24-2008, 09:22 PM

You've got problems.

Youngsta · 11-24-2008, 09:22 PM

big problems LOL

ChrisFastM3 · 11-24-2008, 09:23 PM

honestly, when was the last time you got laid?

aut0sh0cker · 11-24-2008, 09:24 PM

I guess its like intercourse in the sense that the oil company (gas pump) is fornicating your car (wallet).

But like the guy above me said, you may have a few issues... Were you molested as a child?

jk

Spool · 11-24-2008, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ChrisFastM3

honestly, when was the last time you got laid?

Yesterday afternoon

PLAYON · 11-24-2008, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

Just the other day i was pumping gas and the thought of sticking the nozzle into the hole got me thinking, man, this is like intercourse...

Anyone else feel this way? Or do i just have problems?

.

FR305 · 11-24-2008, 09:25 PM

I bet Spool looks fucking goofy in real life. Every time I read one of his comments I imagine that kid from Superbad. MC Lovin

Year's_End · 11-24-2008, 09:26 PM

lol wut?

c0nstant · 11-24-2008, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by frivera.sa

I bet Spoon looks fucking goofy in real life. Every time I read one of his comments I imagine that kid from Superbad. MC Lovin

yeah, spoon must be a funny looking motherfucker

aut0sh0cker · 11-24-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frivera.sa

I bet Spoon looks fucking goofy in real life. Every time I read one of his comments I imagine that kid from Superbad. MC Lovin

Spoon? the band? who are we talking about here?

This thread is about douchebags (as you can tell from the warning in Spool's sig)

Spool · 11-24-2008, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by frivera.sa

I bet Spool looks fucking goofy in real life. Every time I read one of his comments I imagine that kid from Superbad. MC Lovin

im not hot, but i also don't look like that kid in ur avatar either...

bmstyle71 · 11-24-2008, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

Yesterday afternoon

Pets don't count.

FR305 · 11-24-2008, 09:31 PM

You better not be making fun of me. Im retarded you know.

c0nstant · 11-24-2008, 09:31 PM

i love the smell of gasoline

Spool · 11-24-2008, 09:33 PM

haha i love how a topic that comes up about sex and the regular OT'ers are all over it..

endofanera7 · 11-24-2008, 09:34 PM

you are really good at this Spool.

c0nstant · 11-24-2008, 09:36 PM

spool, you look like my uncle

endofanera7 · 11-24-2008, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

spool, you look like my uncle

Does you uncle looks like a doucebag?

FR305 · 11-24-2008, 09:38 PM

Hahaha!

c0nstant · 11-24-2008, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by endofanera7

Does you uncle looks like a doucebag?

i can speaks englich two

Spool · 11-24-2008, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jh valley

spool, you look like my uncle

Hahah serious? post a pic...

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