Fun Thread On m5 Board

BaLLzZz · 11-28-2008, 06:01 AM

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e90...ml#post1472174

lawdude · 11-28-2008, 07:19 AM

Sounds to me like Sticky owned you.

Clem · 11-28-2008, 08:12 AM

That M is fast but he raced the wrong guy. No way a properly modded 335 gets beat that badly.

munters · 11-28-2008, 08:35 AM

"That M is fast but he raced the wrong guy. No way a properly modded 335 gets beat that badly. "
Who knows, Who cares...

5soko · 11-28-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Clem

That M is fast but he raced the wrong guy. No way a properly modded 335 gets beat that badly.

I agree there was a thread on here aswell. The 335i was on a rdsport black box.

Terrance28 · 11-28-2008, 10:32 AM

That was the same guy who was bragging about beating a 335i. But when down4it called him out he got scared and had a million excuses.

woody2223 · 11-28-2008, 10:41 AM

It was all fun and games until "Captain Douschey" started bashing the 335i. When
I worked for BMW we had customers always coming in driving the M3 and then taking out a dinan 3 and almost all of them ended up buying a dinan 3 series. Also I have no respect for someone who brings how much they can AFFORD into the conversation. Acting like if you drive a 335i that you can't afford an M3. Hey Sticky, you stupid shit, maybe sometimes people buy 335's to mod them and shut people up like yourself!

XLR8MF · 11-28-2008, 10:46 AM

Sticky is not ignorant, I think he is purposely dodging fully modded 335i's. I know jb3 RACE MAP WITH ALL BOLT ONS puts out 420whp and 430wt. With 15% drive train loss that is about 494 crank hp! I believe that chip on the M3 yeilds only 20-30 hp and I think that is crank hp. It wouldn't even be close.

BaLLzZz · 11-28-2008, 02:59 PM

It just gets me mad that he will not be a man in a sense. He just thinks his m3 is god and no 335 comes close in any comparison. All i want to do is open up his eyes for his own good. Whatever the case may be some people are either ignorant or hate the truth.

lawdude · 11-28-2008, 03:26 PM

He gets off by yanking the chain of 335i owners. He thrusts, parries, slips and slides so fast the unfortunate victim ends up hot under the collar spewing expletives. When that happens Sticky's victory is in the oven and any other chain yanking is just icing on the cake.

XLR8MF · 11-28-2008, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by lawdude

He gets off by yanking the chain of 335i owners. He thrusts, parries, slips and slides so fast the unfortunate victim ends up hot under the collar spewing expletives. When that happens Sticky's victory is in the oven and any other chain yanking is just icing on the cake.

Agreed. He does this to justify why his car is slower, because either consciously or unconsciously he knows it is. You know, if he was humble about the situation it wouldn't even matter which one is faster. He's an ass.

addy85 · 11-28-2008, 05:07 PM

Sticky has the mind of a 12 year old girl with oversize boobs who has competitions with her grandma on whose boobs sags the most. Who cares what he says

His comments are as ignorant as him. Ask him for some dyno graphs and see what he says

E90ice · 11-28-2008, 05:12 PM

Sticky is a faggy little bitch!

tek818 · 11-28-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by addy85

Sticky has the mind of a 12 year old girl with oversize boobs who has competitions with her grandma on whose boobs sags the most. Who cares what he says

His comments are as ignorant as him. Ask him for some dyno graphs and see what he says

interesting analogy

addy85 · 11-28-2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by tek818

interesting analogy

lol I'm not even really sure where that came from

BavarianBullet · 11-28-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BaLLzZz

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e90...ml#post1472174

This M3 guy Sticky is just enjoying his role stirring the pot and the more we complain about it, the more he wants to keep stirring. Clearly he's an immature idiot.

I've dealt with people like him before and it's best not to let him get you spun up- that's his goal. Don't play his game, play yours. Work on the whole get him to race another car thing. Rub it in and call his 335 race a fluke until steam comes out his ears. It's not that hard to do as he clearly has an ego and a mouth to match.

It would be sweet to get an M3 for a day (hour?) from an exotic rental co, find a deserted street, get a suitable 335i to blow it's doors off and put the video on youtube. Then tell Sticky you "stepped up and tried an M3 to see what all the buzz was about" and ended up returning it because it was too slow. He'd go into meltdown. http://http://www.exoticrentalsaz.co...nix/bmw_m3.php

XLR8MF · 11-28-2008, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by addy85

lol I'm not even really sure where that came from

Hey buddy, what's up. Coming home to Texas in December. Maybe we can meet up and watch da'boys. Nice game huh? OK back on topic.

addy85 · 11-28-2008, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by XLR8MF

Hey buddy, what's up. Coming home to Texas in December. Maybe we can meet up and watch da'boys. Nice game huh? OK back on topic.

absolutely, let me know where you here

Kit523 · 11-28-2008, 08:33 PM

ahhaha.....man this is funny@!

BaLLzZz · 11-28-2008, 11:58 PM

lol

Terrance28 · 11-29-2008, 12:18 AM

What makes this guy a total moron is the fact that he thinks that everybody who settled for a 335i is because we couldn't afford an M3. He thinks because he paid more its suppose to be faster.

hl0m4n · 11-29-2008, 12:21 AM

so does ballz drive a bently gt

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11-28-2008, 06:01 AM	#1
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11-28-2008, 07:19 AM	#2
lawdude Colonel 95 Rep 2,339 Posts Drives: 335i ZPP ZSP TiAg MT Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Georgia iTrader: (1)	Sounds to me like Sticky owned you. __________________ What do I know? I'm insane.
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11-28-2008, 08:12 AM	#3
Clem Major 152 Rep 1,254 Posts Drives: 2010 E90 M3 AW/FR ESS VT2 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: MD iTrader: (4)	That M is fast but he raced the wrong guy. No way a properly modded 335 gets beat that badly.
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11-28-2008, 08:35 AM	#4
munters Captain 11 Rep 677 Posts Drives: E91 335XI AT Dakota Black M Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Switzerland iTrader: (0)	"That M is fast but he raced the wrong guy. No way a properly modded 335 gets beat that badly. " Who knows, Who cares... __________________ 59 Corvette, 72 240Z, 73 Espada, ZXR
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11-28-2008, 10:32 AM	#6
Terrance28 Brigadier General 114 Rep 3,334 Posts Drives: Crimson Red E92 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Killeen, TX iTrader: (17)	That was the same guy who was bragging about beating a 335i. But when down4it called him out he got scared and had a million excuses. __________________ Mods list got too long, lets just say more than enough.
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11-28-2008, 10:41 AM	#7
woody2223 First Lieutenant 19 Rep 304 Posts Drives: 2007 black sapphire coupe JB+ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: richmond, VA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 335i coupe [0.00]	It was all fun and games until "Captain Douschey" started bashing the 335i. When I worked for BMW we had customers always coming in driving the M3 and then taking out a dinan 3 and almost all of them ended up buying a dinan 3 series. Also I have no respect for someone who brings how much they can AFFORD into the conversation. Acting like if you drive a 335i that you can't afford an M3. Hey Sticky, you stupid shit, maybe sometimes people buy 335's to mod them and shut people up like yourself!
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11-28-2008, 10:46 AM	#8
XLR8MF Captain 28 Rep 631 Posts Drives: 335i sedan 2008 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Mesa iTrader: (6)	Sticky is not ignorant, I think he is purposely dodging fully modded 335i's. I know jb3 RACE MAP WITH ALL BOLT ONS puts out 420whp and 430wt. With 15% drive train loss that is about 494 crank hp! I believe that chip on the M3 yeilds only 20-30 hp and I think that is crank hp. It wouldn't even be close.
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11-28-2008, 02:59 PM	#9
BaLLzZz Colonel 130 Rep 2,298 Posts Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (5)	It just gets me mad that he will not be a man in a sense. He just thinks his m3 is god and no 335 comes close in any comparison. All i want to do is open up his eyes for his own good. Whatever the case may be some people are either ignorant or hate the truth. __________________ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. - Albert Einstein 01 e46 m54 - Current : 14 f10 n26 - Boring & Gone : 15 f30 n26 - Current : 08 e92 n54 - Gone & Missed!!!
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11-28-2008, 03:26 PM	#10
lawdude Colonel 95 Rep 2,339 Posts Drives: 335i ZPP ZSP TiAg MT Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Georgia iTrader: (1)	He gets off by yanking the chain of 335i owners. He thrusts, parries, slips and slides so fast the unfortunate victim ends up hot under the collar spewing expletives. When that happens Sticky's victory is in the oven and any other chain yanking is just icing on the cake. __________________ What do I know? I'm insane. Last edited by lawdude; 11-28-2008 at 04:25 PM..
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11-28-2008, 05:07 PM	#12
addy85 Got beef? 145 Rep 3,644 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Arlington Texas iTrader: (4) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Sticky has the mind of a 12 year old girl with oversize boobs who has competitions with her grandma on whose boobs sags the most. Who cares what he says His comments are as ignorant as him. Ask him for some dyno graphs and see what he says __________________ Special Thanks to AU335
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11-28-2008, 05:12 PM	#13
E90ice Banned 220 Rep 2,002 Posts Drives: 2008 335xi Coupe Join Date: May 2006 Location: WA iTrader: (0)	Sticky is a faggy little bitch! __________________
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11-28-2008, 08:33 PM	#19
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11-28-2008, 11:58 PM	#20
BaLLzZz Colonel 130 Rep 2,298 Posts Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NYC iTrader: (5)	lol __________________ Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. - Albert Einstein 01 e46 m54 - Current : 14 f10 n26 - Boring & Gone : 15 f30 n26 - Current : 08 e92 n54 - Gone & Missed!!!
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11-29-2008, 12:18 AM	#21
Terrance28 Brigadier General 114 Rep 3,334 Posts Drives: Crimson Red E92 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Killeen, TX iTrader: (17)	What makes this guy a total moron is the fact that he thinks that everybody who settled for a 335i is because we couldn't afford an M3. He thinks because he paid more its suppose to be faster. __________________ Mods list got too long, lets just say more than enough.
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11-29-2008, 12:21 AM	#22
hl0m4n Major General 2322 Rep 5,627 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NY iTrader: (58)	so does ballz drive a bently gt ? __________________ Cars: 07 335i ► 08 328i ► 11 328xi ► 13 M3 ► 17 M4 ► 14 M6
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